I need help understanding...
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I love your way with women, Kev!
She was weird... that would so get you laid with every other woman on the planet... just keep trying.
Next time, mention the saggy boobs... Your head will be ringing!
Yeah... she's totally right, Kevin... it's her loss honey 0 -
Duh, you preface saying things like this by saying "I like big buts and I cannot lie" so she knows you appreciate what pregnancy and birth have done for her form. Otherwise, she might get the impression you are insulting her.
Oh... I just didnt' get that. I didnt' want to seem like I was being too forward.
Women like it when you comment on their physical appearance as long as you're being positive. I love getting messages from randoms guys saying "Show me your bewbs, they look hot" more than getting messages that say "Show me your bewbs" cause then I wonder if they are making fun of me.
OK. So next time, I see her, I should apologize and say something like.. "Look, I'm sorry that you were offended by my remarks. What I was really trying to say is that I think your wide birthing hips are pretty hot. I could see latching onto those and not letting go." Would that do it?
I think I can repair this. Thanks.
I would also suggest placing your hand on the small of her back when you apologize, girls love it when you enter their personal space when apologizing. Makes it feel more so much more personal and heart felt.
Thanks for being helpful. I didn't realize that females liked to be touched in their personal space. My momma always tells me not to touch the girls unless I am invited. I'm getting a lot of good advice here.0 -
LMAO!!!! I would have wanted to punch you in the face!!!! You know better! I hope your kidding >.<
Why would I joke about love. I really think I love her. She looked at me and talked to me. I need to fix this. ANH is being helpful. Thanks again,0 -
I love your way with women, Kev!
She was weird... that would so get you laid with every other woman on the planet... just keep trying.
Next time, mention the saggy boobs... Your head will be ringing!
Actually, her boobs were amazing.
You're a charmer, and I'm ovulating.
Ahh that inital spark...it's such a beautiful thing
That spark you're seeing is coming from the axe I'm sharpening. I thought the grinding stone was a dead giveaway.0 -
What happened? Seriously? You dropped a major hand grenade into what could have been a nice, sweet encounter, and you have to ask what YOU did wrong? What if the script were flipped, and she turned to you and said "Wow, I see you have a big bulge in your pants. Are you well hung, or did you just stuff a sock in it?"
really? do you think a guy would be bothered if a women came up to him and started talking about his junk? hmmmmmm...
a) it proves she was checking out his package
b) it proves she thinks its noticeable
yeah... no I think that might actually work...
Touche. What exactly would be a turn off pick up line for a guy? "Hey sexy, I'm ovulating. Wanna put a baby in my belly?"
No I don't think that would be it... biological imperative would make a guy go "oh yes..." .... gee that turned me on just reading that.... don't know if there is a turn off line for a guy0 -
What happened? Seriously? You dropped a major hand grenade into what could have been a nice, sweet encounter, and you have to ask what YOU did wrong? What if the script were flipped, and she turned to you and said "Wow, I see you have a big bulge in your pants. Are you well hung, or did you just stuff a sock in it?"
really? do you think a guy would be bothered if a women came up to him and started talking about his junk? hmmmmmm...
a) it proves she was checking out his package
b) it proves she thinks its noticeable
yeah... no I think that might actually work...
Touche. What exactly would be a turn off pick up line for a guy? "Hey sexy, I'm ovulating. Wanna put a baby in my belly?"
No I don't think that would be it... biological imperative would make a guy go "oh yes..." .... gee that turned me on just reading that.... don't know if there is a turn off line for a guy
how about... hey baby, can I hang out with your mother? Bet she could totally tell me all your good stuff!0 -
What happened? Seriously? You dropped a major hand grenade into what could have been a nice, sweet encounter, and you have to ask what YOU did wrong? What if the script were flipped, and she turned to you and said "Wow, I see you have a big bulge in your pants. Are you well hung, or did you just stuff a sock in it?"
really? do you think a guy would be bothered if a women came up to him and started talking about his junk? hmmmmmm...
a) it proves she was checking out his package
b) it proves she thinks its noticeable
yeah... no I think that might actually work...
Touche. What exactly would be a turn off pick up line for a guy? "Hey sexy, I'm ovulating. Wanna put a baby in my belly?"
No I don't think that would be it... biological imperative would make a guy go "oh yes..." .... gee that turned me on just reading that.... don't know if there is a turn off line for a guy
You get me. Wanna be BFFs?0 -
LMAO!!!! I would have wanted to punch you in the face!!!! You know better! I hope your kidding >.<
Why would I joke about love. I really think I love her. She looked at me and talked to me. I need to fix this. ANH is being helpful. Thanks again,
You should follow her home one day so you know her address and send her flowers.0 -
Duh, you preface saying things like this by saying "I like big buts and I cannot lie" so she knows you appreciate what pregnancy and birth have done for her form. Otherwise, she might get the impression you are insulting her.
Oh... I just didnt' get that. I didnt' want to seem like I was being too forward.
Women like it when you comment on their physical appearance as long as you're being positive. I love getting messages from randoms guys saying "Show me your bewbs, they look hot" more than getting messages that say "Show me your bewbs" cause then I wonder if they are making fun of me.
OK. So next time, I see her, I should apologize and say something like.. "Look, I'm sorry that you were offended by my remarks. What I was really trying to say is that I think your wide birthing hips are pretty hot. I could see latching onto those and not letting go." Would that do it?
I think I can repair this. Thanks.
no.. the grammar will totally mess up the delivery... change "letting" to "let" and you might have something... 0 -
LMAO!!!! I would have wanted to punch you in the face!!!! You know better! I hope your kidding >.<
Why would I joke about love. I really think I love her. She looked at me and talked to me. I need to fix this. ANH is being helpful. Thanks again,
Then you need to profess this love before it's too late.... Don't miss out on your one chance here....0 -
LMAO!!!! I would have wanted to punch you in the face!!!! You know better! I hope your kidding >.<
Why would I joke about love. I really think I love her. She looked at me and talked to me. I need to fix this. ANH is being helpful. Thanks again,
You should follow her home one day so you know her address and send her flowers.
Last time I did that to a girl, I had the cops stop me. I was just sitting outside her house observing so I could know what she liked to do. I was hoping to start a common hobby so we could have something to talk about.0 -
I think we need to start a new thread: "Lines from women that should, but don't, turn off guys" I bet it would roll like crazy. 0
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Hun you came this all crabbed. You're supposed to knock her out and drag her by her hair back to your man cave first. Then profess you're undying love by telling her she has good birthin' hips. Every civilized man knows this! :bigsmile:
I just don't understand why there are all these mean replies. I am just trying to repair something that I thought was going good. These cutting sarcastic remarks are not helping. They are just mean. I thought this place was a place we all could come to for support and advice.
Yeah go easy on the poor guy...sheesh!0 -
...women? What I did wrong? I don't know.
This morning, I was at the gym doing my workout, when this absolutely gorgeous woman came in. I noticed her immediately. I was in the middle of my workout, so I just stole glances as I moved from station to station.
At one point, as I was doing dips and chins (the bars are located on the back of the lat pull down machine) she came over to do her pulldowns when some guy jumped in before her. She stole a glance at me, and we made eye contact. She smiled and I smiled back. She cocked her head at the guy who cut her off, and rolled her eyes, and I laughed and nodded.
I came down from the chin bar, and we made some small talk. I mentioned that I saw that she had been working it hard today, and told her how I thought that was awesome. She blushed a litte. I told her that she had some great guns. Then I asked her how many kids she had. She asked me how I knew she had kids. So, I told her I could tell by her wide hips. I said, "you only get hips and booty that big post childbirth." She gave me this indignant look, and turned and walked away grumbling something.
I just don't get it. I thought we had a connection, and this might go somewhere. What'd I do wrong? I was just making an observation.
Oh, that wasn't the right thing to say. No wonder she got mad and walked away. It probably made her feel bad about herself and her body.0 -
LMAO!!!! I would have wanted to punch you in the face!!!! You know better! I hope your kidding >.<
Why would I joke about love. I really think I love her. She looked at me and talked to me. I need to fix this. ANH is being helpful. Thanks again,
Then you need to profess this love before it's too late.... Don't miss out on your one chance here....
Well, I did wait in the hallway until she was done in the locker room. I follwed her to the door, and know what kind of car she drives and the license plate. Do you know how I can turn those into an address or phone number so I can profess this to her? There's got to be something on the internet.0 -
LMAO!!!! I would have wanted to punch you in the face!!!! You know better! I hope your kidding >.<
Why would I joke about love. I really think I love her. She looked at me and talked to me. I need to fix this. ANH is being helpful. Thanks again,
Then you need to profess this love before it's too late.... Don't miss out on your one chance here....
and when all else fails you can process your love for her in your private time and send pictures0 -
LMAO!!!! I would have wanted to punch you in the face!!!! You know better! I hope your kidding >.<
Why would I joke about love. I really think I love her. She looked at me and talked to me. I need to fix this. ANH is being helpful. Thanks again,
Then you need to profess this love before it's too late.... Don't miss out on your one chance here....
and when all else fails you can process your love for her in your private time and send pictures
If only I had an address. I wonder if she is on MFP. That would be so cool if she saw this thread and sent me a FR.0 -
LMAO!!!! I would have wanted to punch you in the face!!!! You know better! I hope your kidding >.<
Why would I joke about love. I really think I love her. She looked at me and talked to me. I need to fix this. ANH is being helpful. Thanks again,
Then you need to profess this love before it's too late.... Don't miss out on your one chance here....
and when all else fails you can process your love for her in your private time and send pictures
Pictures? NO. Hair snippets? YES.0 -
LMAO!!!! I would have wanted to punch you in the face!!!! You know better! I hope your kidding >.<
Why would I joke about love. I really think I love her. She looked at me and talked to me. I need to fix this. ANH is being helpful. Thanks again,
You should follow her home one day so you know her address and send her flowers.
Last time I did that to a girl, I had the cops stop me. I was just sitting outside her house observing so I could know what she liked to do. I was hoping to start a common hobby so we could have something to talk about.
The police?! That's so silly. Maybe the gym would give you her info.
If nothing else, next time she comes in, try to see which car is hers. You could leave a not on the windshield that says "I'm watching you!" or siphon the gas, so she runs out. You could just be happening to drive by and offer her assistance.
Women love to be admired and saved like that.0 -
I think we need to start a new thread: "Lines from women that should, but don't, turn off guys" I bet it would roll like crazy.
DONE!
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/925900-lines-from-women-that-should-but-don-t-turn-off-guys0 -
LMAO!!!! I would have wanted to punch you in the face!!!! You know better! I hope your kidding >.<
Why would I joke about love. I really think I love her. She looked at me and talked to me. I need to fix this. ANH is being helpful. Thanks again,
Then you need to profess this love before it's too late.... Don't miss out on your one chance here....
and when all else fails you can process your love for her in your private time and send pictures
Pictures? NO. Hair snippets? YES.
This isn't helpful. Did you see my profile pic? There isn't enough hair to get a snippet. Gosh. If you can't be helpful, why post? You people are so mean.0 -
LMAO!!!! I would have wanted to punch you in the face!!!! You know better! I hope your kidding >.<
Why would I joke about love. I really think I love her. She looked at me and talked to me. I need to fix this. ANH is being helpful. Thanks again,
You should follow her home one day so you know her address and send her flowers.
Last time I did that to a girl, I had the cops stop me. I was just sitting outside her house observing so I could know what she liked to do. I was hoping to start a common hobby so we could have something to talk about.
The police?! That's so silly. Maybe the gym would give you her info.
If nothing else, next time she comes in, try to see which car is hers. You could leave a not on the windshield that says "I'm watching you!" or siphon the gas, so she runs out. You could just be happening to drive by and offer her assistance.
Women love to be admired and saved like that.
Better yet you could crawl into her back seat and wait until she is done at the gym and as soon as she hits the free way stand up and yell "hey baby it's me, does this smell like chloroform?"0 -
You were sooooooooo close.
You made her think of spreading her legs. This is very good.
But then you made her think of pushing a baby out. This is not.
We really are simple creatures.0 -
LMAO!!!! I would have wanted to punch you in the face!!!! You know better! I hope your kidding >.<
Why would I joke about love. I really think I love her. She looked at me and talked to me. I need to fix this. ANH is being helpful. Thanks again,
You should follow her home one day so you know her address and send her flowers.
Last time I did that to a girl, I had the cops stop me. I was just sitting outside her house observing so I could know what she liked to do. I was hoping to start a common hobby so we could have something to talk about.
The police?! That's so silly. Maybe the gym would give you her info.
If nothing else, next time she comes in, try to see which car is hers. You could leave a not on the windshield that says "I'm watching you!" or siphon the gas, so she runs out. You could just be happening to drive by and offer her assistance.
Women love to be admired and saved like that.
Better yet you could crawl into her back seat and wait until she is done at the gym and as soon as she hits the free way stand up and yell "hey baby it's me, does this smell like chloroform?"
stand up? in the car?
that could hurt and might backfire.. unless she drives a transit bus..0 -
LMAO!!!! I would have wanted to punch you in the face!!!! You know better! I hope your kidding >.<
Why would I joke about love. I really think I love her. She looked at me and talked to me. I need to fix this. ANH is being helpful. Thanks again,
You should follow her home one day so you know her address and send her flowers.
Last time I did that to a girl, I had the cops stop me. I was just sitting outside her house observing so I could know what she liked to do. I was hoping to start a common hobby so we could have something to talk about.
The police?! That's so silly. Maybe the gym would give you her info.
If nothing else, next time she comes in, try to see which car is hers. You could leave a not on the windshield that says "I'm watching you!" or siphon the gas, so she runs out. You could just be happening to drive by and offer her assistance.
Women love to be admired and saved like that.
Oh. I saw her car. I know which one it is. Maybe I can try to leave her a note that's a little less creepy. Something about how I love her great birthing hips.
Siphon the gas. That's awesome. Thanks. I am getting some great ideas. I can be her white knight. This is great.0 -
LMAO!!!! I would have wanted to punch you in the face!!!! You know better! I hope your kidding >.<
Why would I joke about love. I really think I love her. She looked at me and talked to me. I need to fix this. ANH is being helpful. Thanks again,
Then you need to profess this love before it's too late.... Don't miss out on your one chance here....
and when all else fails you can process your love for her in your private time and send pictures
Pictures? NO. Hair snippets? YES.
This isn't helpful. Did you see my profile pic? There isn't enough hair to get a snippet. Gosh. If you can't be helpful, why post? You people are so mean.
Then fingernail clippings. Gosh, you are SOOOO unimaginative! Think OUTSIDE THE BOX, dude!0 -
How much beer do you drink? You can only get a belly that big from drinking lots of beer.0
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How much beer do you drink? You can only get a belly that big from drinking lots of beer.
How do you know what his belly looks like?0 -
How much beer do you drink? You can only get a belly that big from drinking lots of beer.
I don't drink any beer. I'm confused.0 -
Helpful? How about, you only get beautiful curves like that post childbirth.....maybe work for some women, other highly sensitive ones not so much but at least a little better than big hips and booty lol.0
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