FREAKIN' RANDOM

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  • I must not have a lot of work to do if I'm sitting at work playing these little games on MFP, LOL!
  • doc800
    doc800 Posts: 148
    wondering who is gonna give me a back rub
  • Jenny775
    Jenny775 Posts: 108 Member
    Is it 5 yet??? sigh...
  • LaLouve_RK
    LaLouve_RK Posts: 899 Member
    I'm grumpy and need to get laid.

    How you doin'?

    Me too!!! Me Too!!!! 3some?
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    That's a huge package...I wonder what's in it?!
  • my eye hurts...contacts.:mad:
  • to nap or not to nap?!?!?! Decisions decisions!!!
  • WhoTheHellIsBen
    WhoTheHellIsBen Posts: 1,238 Member
    How hot souless freckled milky skinned ginger chicks are
  • I wasn't thinking much until I saw your pic, now I'm wondering are you contained under there or flapping in the wind?! @whothehellsben
  • AHHHHHH, get me off this conference call!!!! BORING!
  • daveymac1
    daveymac1 Posts: 784 Member
    Wonders if the person above me will PM me......

    Also, I saw something of a 3some....hmm
  • Pixi_Rex
    Pixi_Rex Posts: 1,676 Member
    I want a dinosaur... a T-rex... maybe sauropod, or a pterodactyl as well but for sure a T-rex and a velociraptor..

    yeah these things go through my mind daily.
  • ksmiley412
    ksmiley412 Posts: 274 Member
    I really should be getting some work done:tongue:
  • OkieinMinny
    OkieinMinny Posts: 834 Member
    how much I could get for some video I have
  • Whiskybelly
    Whiskybelly Posts: 197 Member
    Steak. No, chicken leg. No, steak..... yes. Steak sounds good.

    Or maybe chicken leg. What was the name of the big chicken in Family Guy? What was the deal with that anyway? Just them filling time I suppose.

    Now where was I..... oh yes. Chicken.

    Or steak.
  • KenosFeoh
    KenosFeoh Posts: 1,837 Member
    How much longer should I wait to have lunch?
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    taco, burrito, what's coming out of your speedo...


    troubles, ewww we're blowing bubbles.......Chihuahua, small dog.
  • icyeyes317
    icyeyes317 Posts: 226 Member
    I hope they didn't put mango in my smoothie...
  • zombilishious
    zombilishious Posts: 1,250 Member
    How much fake boobs can look like a mannequin...
  • CollegiateGrief
    CollegiateGrief Posts: 552 Member
    When Brody slept with Kate Hudson when Rachel was in Lima, did she pay him since he's a hooker? :indifferent:
  • daveymac1
    daveymac1 Posts: 784 Member
    Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
  • daveymac1
    daveymac1 Posts: 784 Member
    People become distracted. Has anyone ever become tracted?
  • roberts1013
    roberts1013 Posts: 103 Member
    I hate packing! Why cant my house just pack itself?
  • elsbbels
    elsbbels Posts: 190 Member
    'how can I make these last two hours at work go quicker, apart from amusing myself on the spinny chair?'
  • saxmaniac
    saxmaniac Posts: 1,133 Member
    The mods changed my profile town from "Massholechester" to "Cuttyhunk" and now I want to change it to "Hunkyjunk".
  • Kohadre
    Kohadre Posts: 316
    I need more tattoos....
  • balancedfire
    balancedfire Posts: 13 Member
    It's time to begin, isn't it? I get a little bit bigger than that, I'll admit. I'm just the same as I was. Now don't you understand that I'm never changin' who I am...:happy:
  • wilkyway
    wilkyway Posts: 151
    I want the newest Revenge episode to buffer faster. Slow computer:grumble:
  • Why in gods name is my clear skin breakin' out in a redish rash.!? Is it the grapefruit.?! thee pills.?! stress.?! my cheeks.. ugh.! my face.!! The Frack is goin' on.! Am I goin' to die.. god, is this it.. is this how my story ends.. I haven't even had real sex yet. ughh.! I'm so cold.. here comes the light.! wait.. I am not rea--dy.! x.X"
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    food