FREAKIN' RANDOM

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  • robot_potato
    robot_potato Posts: 1,535 Member
    If I have to work with a bunch of overgrown children, I want to fingerpaint and nap too.
  • daveymac1
    daveymac1 Posts: 784 Member
    I wonder, did I change my underwear this morning?
  • daveymac1
    daveymac1 Posts: 784 Member
    Why is it when I manscape, my hammer looks bigger?
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    I really want to go to the GYM but I don't want anyone to catch my cold
  • Prettymisssparkles
    Prettymisssparkles Posts: 1,274 Member
    My back hurts....I don't wanna make dinner.
  • iWaffle
    iWaffle Posts: 2,208 Member
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  • skinnybunny_x
    skinnybunny_x Posts: 449
    I feel like **** today, probably because it's cloudy, cold, and I'm about to start my period.

    Watching the Jodi Arias trial ...

    About to fix dinner for my kids.

    I need to charge my cell phone!
  • daveymac1
    daveymac1 Posts: 784 Member
    Feels fat. Wait a minute......
  • Bigbill810
    Bigbill810 Posts: 117
    My two year old has locked me out of my house enough times to take my keys when I take the dog out.
  • samantha1242
    samantha1242 Posts: 816 Member
    boo why do I have to be at work right now
  • DirtyHammer
    DirtyHammer Posts: 91 Member
    Speaking of work, Not looking forward to sleeping in my closet here tonight...
  • chessgeekdavidb
    chessgeekdavidb Posts: 208 Member
    A quark and a lepton walked into a bar . . .
  • LisaMarie8713
    LisaMarie8713 Posts: 310
    My cat just belched... no lie... I was going to start my own thread but it felt too..... random...
  • ellenkxxx
    ellenkxxx Posts: 55 Member
    I need a massage!
  • doc800
    doc800 Posts: 148
    I am wondering who is going to clean my kitchen and give me a back rub
  • Penny427
    Penny427 Posts: 166 Member
    People seem to think my type is a farmer, or a gardener...lol what gives that impression? LOL!
  • ellenkxxx
    ellenkxxx Posts: 55 Member
    PT Cruisers are the Crocs of cars.
    OMG that is so...... True!
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    I was thinking about a kid I trained to work the cash register during Christmas season in a very busy store. He was a former soldier and told me he had PTSD. I never found out how he did at the job, as he was assigned to a different area.

    This was probably 3 years ago, but I was reading an article on Yahoo about a soldier and it made me think of him.
  • EvilDollee
    EvilDollee Posts: 386 Member
    If I ever get a female cat, I will name her Kitana so she can play with my dog, Raiden.
  • Solom0n
    Solom0n Posts: 35
    If I ever get a cat, I'd give it away.
  • amandapye78
    amandapye78 Posts: 820 Member
    I hope my sister doesnt break up with her boyfriend just because of what I said. She probably needs to, i just dont want to be the cause of it
  • chessgeekdavidb
    chessgeekdavidb Posts: 208 Member
    Aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    *deep sigh*

    ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Feels good to scream once in a while,now back you your regularly scheduled randomness
  • Amy62575
    Amy62575 Posts: 422 Member
    I don't wanna finish this homework. The dog needs to stop barking. Owww, my neck hurts. What time is it?


    Yes, all that at one moment.:sad:
  • linz910
    linz910 Posts: 30
    I can't wait to drink a beer on Saturday!
  • daveymac1
    daveymac1 Posts: 784 Member
    Glad its hump day. Who can I hump today?
  • Cindy873
    Cindy873 Posts: 1,165
    I'm in desperate need of a vacation. I haven't taken one in years!
  • Change_is_Good_
    Change_is_Good_ Posts: 272 Member
    1 more week and I can book my holiday! Maybe I can just book one way ..........
  • dodihere
    dodihere Posts: 490
    I destroyed my pinky toe with my summer work heels I just started wearing for the season. I wonder if it would feel better just completely cut off.
  • kaylaandthestarcatcher
    kaylaandthestarcatcher Posts: 836
    Jinkx Monsoon, more like Jinkx MonSWOON, am I right?!

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  • MandaPaigeSparkles88
    MandaPaigeSparkles88 Posts: 1,289 Member
    Dreading going into work but looking forward to afterwards

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