Calling all real people

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  • JuniperT
    JuniperT Posts: 394 Member
    I'm real, and I'm fun...but I don't like rules. Sorry.

    Hope you find some peeps who like lists of "must nots" :)

    Good luck!!!

    Ok thanks for the feedback....happy Tuesday to you...good luck


    hahaha awesome....fr sent
  • kborton1122
    kborton1122 Posts: 914 Member
    I am real, last time I checked anyway. And I'm almost to my goal weight. Friend me for fun and support if you'd like. :bigsmile:
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    I'm a figment

    Dang it. You got here first.

    We can be figments together.
  • DatEpicChick
    DatEpicChick Posts: 358 Member
    i guess i'm confused....

    i absolutely LOVE to cyber stalk ALLLLL of my friends on my list.... i find is interesting what is going on in their lives, and what they are struggling with, or what they are succeeding in.

    Like right now, i warned all my buddies that its finals week this week, and i let them know 2 weeks ago that during finals my focus shifts to school, but as of friday (day after) i WANT them to kick my shi(t) to get back on track.

    THAT is what mfp friends are for.

    =] i can show you how this works if you want. i see you are new, and this is a community to build eachother up, we cant do that properly if we dont know eachother. The status updates are to get to know one another as a person, and it works. I want to hear you *****, complain, brag, discuss, and praise yourself, your life, and ME too!!!!!!!! =D

    Let me know if you want an MFP friend, who.... for lack of better word.... can be your weight loss friend YODA. <3
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    Sorry. I only have one criteria and based on this post I don't think you meet it.



    - Must be awesome.





    M.F.P. Hottest Person/M.F.P. Most awesome person
    Ice cream afficionado
    "Winning" Certified Instructor
    > 1 Year Consecutive Logging
    Been in gifs for 2 years and have studied custom gif creation
    jac-mr-mfp-o.gif
  • CountingCaloriesSuxass
    CountingCaloriesSuxass Posts: 387 Member
    You sound like a cranky person.
  • _Witsy_
    _Witsy_ Posts: 609 Member
    Geesh...should've add "Can't take humor well" to your list.

    We're all real people, buddy.
  • kborton1122
    kborton1122 Posts: 914 Member
    No doubt that I'm awesome enough. Are you? :blushing:
  • toomuchbootyindapants
    toomuchbootyindapants Posts: 811 Member
    Sorry. I only have one criteria and based on this post I don't think you meet it.



    - Must be awesome.





    M.F.P. Hottest Person/M.F.P. Most awesome person
    Ice cream afficionado
    "Winning" Certified Instructor
    > 1 Year Consecutive Logging
    Been in gifs for 2 years and have studied custom gif creation
    jac-mr-mfp-o.gif

    WINS! AGAIN! WINS EVERYTHING!
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    I'm way too awesome for you...SORRY
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
    I don't meet your stringent requirements. Your loss buddy. I'm as real as they come and fun and awesome and bada$$. So *sticks tongue out at you*.... :P

    My "rules" system is certainly working then.... it is very stringent being fun in these modern times. you certainly look bad *kitten*. good luck now,

    Judging books by covers can cause you to miss out on a lot of good stuff. :) And I don't believe in luck, don't need it.

    So much win in that statement. Happy Tuesday to you Dizzle. :flowerforyou:
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    I'm a figment

    Dang it. You got here first.

    We can be figments together.

    You're a hot figment, Love.




    Don't really have anything to say to the OP. Except, ummm, cute kids, maybe?
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    no
    :angry: \m/
  • Angeloftheshore
    Angeloftheshore Posts: 227 Member
    Anyone out there that wants to be friends....

    Must not lose a 5lb a day like some bullers on here.
    Must not wish me happy Monday/Tuesday/Wedneday....any day but my birthday or xmas.
    Must not ask me to tell them they are super thin when they are not.
    Must not update everytime they breath out as I dont want to know.
    Must not be easily offended

    Must be fun
    Want constructive assistance (whatever that may mean)
    Must be honest with themselves at the very least
    Paleo / protein folk always welcome

    All real people welcome.

    :smokin:

    I meet all your criteria...but because you felt the need to have criteria....no

    f me. did you have a criteria when you joined MFP? contradiction central. I was an invitation to find like minded people. You are not one

    My criteria was to lose weight and have a healthy lifestyle. I had no criteria for making MFP friends. MFP friends can be supportive in many different ways. Some of those who have wished me happy days have also been among those who have given me some helpful advice. I just don't put people in a box. And you are right, we are not like minded, about people.
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    Anyone out there that wants to be friends....

    Must not lose a 5lb a day like some bullers on here.
    Must not wish me happy Monday/Tuesday/Wedneday....any day but my birthday or xmas.
    Must not ask me to tell them they are super thin when they are not.
    Must not update everytime they breath out as I dont want to know.
    Must not be easily offended

    Must be fun
    Want constructive assistance (whatever that may mean)
    Must be honest with themselves at the very least
    Paleo / protein folk always welcome

    All real people welcome.

    :smokin:

    I meet all your criteria...but because you felt the need to have criteria....no

    f me. did you have a criteria when you joined MFP? contradiction central. I was an invitation to find like minded people. You are not one

    no

    i had no criteria when i joined MFP a year ago...didnt even realize you could friend people.. I stumbled upon fun people or attracted them to me along the way, but there were never criteria
  • Penelope2738
    Penelope2738 Posts: 66 Member
    I'm real, and I'm fun...but I don't like rules. Sorry.

    Hope you find some peeps who like lists of "must nots" :)

    Good luck!!!
    I second the motion
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,454 Member
    We're just real Topeka people, man.
  • Laurayinz
    Laurayinz Posts: 930 Member
    Since we are posting our list of demands...to be my REAL friend you must like mood swings, overuse of the F word, discussions about bowel movements and the understanding that I might get drunk on a Friday night and send you an inappropriate message.
    :flowerforyou:
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    <---- Fake. Figment. Robot. Too awesome for you to handle.

    Pick one. :glasses:
  • twiggypal
    twiggypal Posts: 439 Member
    I'm real, and I'm fun...but I don't like rules. Sorry.

    Hope you find some peeps who like lists of "must nots" :)

    Good luck!!!
    I second the motion

    Judging ny the number of friend requests there are plenty of like peeps...
  • Orient_Charm
    Orient_Charm Posts: 385 Member
    Must not wish me happy Monday/Tuesday/Wedneday....any day but my birthday or xmas.

    Must not update everytime they breath out as I dont want to know.

    hahahahahahahahahahaha.....
  • toomuchbootyindapants
    toomuchbootyindapants Posts: 811 Member
    Sorry. I only have one criteria and based on this post I don't think you meet it.



    - Must be awesome.





    M.F.P. Hottest Person/M.F.P. Most awesome person
    Ice cream afficionado
    "Winning" Certified Instructor
    > 1 Year Consecutive Logging
    Been in gifs for 2 years and have studied custom gif creation
    jac-mr-mfp-o.gif

    Thanks for the time and the geeky gif of self appreciation - try with the ladies...they might like it.

    Shame you dont meet the standard. Let me know if you need some tips on cutting up a little.

    Good luck

    Whoa - you intimidated by all of his awesome?! Must be lonely in your world where you have to put people down to feel better about yourself.
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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    No.
  • stealthSLOTH
    stealthSLOTH Posts: 695 Member
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    my criteria: must not be so bossy! :laugh: :noway:
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    Why only Christmas? Why don't you like Jews?
  • twiggypal
    twiggypal Posts: 439 Member
    Sorry. I only have one criteria and based on this post I don't think you meet it.



    - Must be awesome.





    M.F.P. Hottest Person/M.F.P. Most awesome person
    Ice cream afficionado
    "Winning" Certified Instructor
    > 1 Year Consecutive Logging
    Been in gifs for 2 years and have studied custom gif creation
    jac-mr-mfp-o.gif

    Thanks for the time and the geeky gif of self appreciation - try with the ladies...they might like it.

    Shame you dont meet the standard. Let me know if you need some tips on cutting up a little.

    Good luck

    And you prove I was right. Not awesome.

    Let me know if you need some tips on throwing up real weight or not being a d-canoe.

    hush now little girl
  • DatEpicChick
    DatEpicChick Posts: 358 Member
    whats a d-canoe?

    i CANNOT troll properly when you guys use internet slangy things. >.<
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    I'm real, and I'm fun...but I don't like rules. Sorry.

    Hope you find some peeps who like lists of "must nots" :)

    Good luck!!!
    I second the motion

    Judging ny the number of friend requests there are plenty of like peeps...

    I can assure you some of us decline more FRs in a day than you will receive in a month
  • _chiaroscuro
    _chiaroscuro Posts: 1,340 Member
    I'm real, and I'm fun...but I don't like rules. Sorry.

    Hope you find some peeps who like lists of "must nots" :)

    Good luck!!!
    I second the motion

    Judging ny the number of friend requests there are plenty of like peeps...

    Well yeah, no one's arguing there's plenty of jerks out there.
  • twiggypal
    twiggypal Posts: 439 Member
    Thanks for all the friends. Thats mo than enough for my needs. I wont be reading any further threads as there aint the time in the day....note to self...make a gif doing one of everything on a light rep and call myself the awesome one.

    Thanks n see yu all at the other side.
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