Calling all real people

Orient_Charm

Must not wish me happy Monday/Tuesday/Wedneday....any day but my birthday or xmas.

Must not update everytime they breath out as I dont want to know.

hahahahahahahahahahaha.....

toomuchbootyindapants

Sorry. I only have one criteria and based on this post I don't think you meet it.



- Must be awesome.





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Thanks for the time and the geeky gif of self appreciation - try with the ladies...they might like it.

Shame you dont meet the standard. Let me know if you need some tips on cutting up a little.

Good luck

Whoa - you intimidated by all of his awesome?! Must be lonely in your world where you have to put people down to feel better about yourself.

theCarlton

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

No.

stealthSLOTH

- - -

my criteria: must not be so bossy! :laugh: :noway:

firstsip

Why only Christmas? Why don't you like Jews?

twiggypal

Sorry. I only have one criteria and based on this post I don't think you meet it.



- Must be awesome.





M.F.P. Hottest Person/M.F.P. Most awesome person
Ice cream afficionado
"Winning" Certified Instructor
> 1 Year Consecutive Logging
Been in gifs for 2 years and have studied custom gif creation

Thanks for the time and the geeky gif of self appreciation - try with the ladies...they might like it.

Shame you dont meet the standard. Let me know if you need some tips on cutting up a little.

Good luck

And you prove I was right. Not awesome.

Let me know if you need some tips on throwing up real weight or not being a d-canoe.

hush now little girl

DatEpicChick

whats a d-canoe?

i CANNOT troll properly when you guys use internet slangy things. >.<

taunto

I'm real, and I'm fun...but I don't like rules. Sorry.

Hope you find some peeps who like lists of "must nots"

Good luck!!!

I second the motion

Judging ny the number of friend requests there are plenty of like peeps...

I can assure you some of us decline more FRs in a day than you will receive in a month

_chiaroscuro

I'm real, and I'm fun...but I don't like rules. Sorry.

Hope you find some peeps who like lists of "must nots"

Good luck!!!

I second the motion

Judging ny the number of friend requests there are plenty of like peeps...

Well yeah, no one's arguing there's plenty of jerks out there.

twiggypal

Thanks for all the friends. Thats mo than enough for my needs. I wont be reading any further threads as there aint the time in the day....note to self...make a gif doing one of everything on a light rep and call myself the awesome one.

Thanks n see yu all at the other side.

DatEpicChick

I'm real, and I'm fun...but I don't like rules. Sorry.

Hope you find some peeps who like lists of "must nots"

Good luck!!!

I second the motion

Judging ny the number of friend requests there are plenty of like peeps...

I can assure you some of us decline more FRs in a day than you will receive in a month

that statement makes me sad. there should be enough love on MFP for everyone. Never reject another friend!!!! >.<

Penelope2738

Hi, to many rules sorry. I don't play by the rules.

AWESOME, hahaha

_Witsy_

lol Dude....your attitude sucks...and you prove nothing by attacking others physical appearance on a FITNESS SITE. DBag award of the day.

taunto

I'm real, and I'm fun...but I don't like rules. Sorry.

Hope you find some peeps who like lists of "must nots"

Good luck!!!

I second the motion

Judging ny the number of friend requests there are plenty of like peeps...

I can assure you some of us decline more FRs in a day than you will receive in a month

that statement makes me sad. there should be enough love on MFP for everyone. Never reject another friend!!!! >.<

If I accepted them all, I would very likely have 1000+ friends here very soon. I prefer to know my small group of friends, because they are all awesome and deserve to be known closely by me!

TallGlassOfQuirky

I clearly have not had enough coffee yet because this post seriously pissed me off. No, you don't have to add people who don't fit your "criteria" but calling people fake just because they don't do things how you do is just very.... I shall refrain from typing the word.

I'm real - I shed a crap-ton of weight. I eat lots of veggies, fruits, lean proteins, and whole grains (OH NO! GRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!). I also have a fondness for candy bars.
Get over it.


Also, I have an important "must-have" on my list of criteria for adding people - not a douche (okay, that's not true - but I only have funny, smart douches on my list).

iAMsmiling

Anyone out there that wants to be friends....

Must not lose a 5lb a day like some bullers on here.
Must not wish me happy Monday/Tuesday/Wedneday....any day but my birthday or xmas.
Must not ask me to tell them they are super thin when they are not.
Must not update everytime they breath out as I dont want to know.
Must not be easily offended

Must be fun
Want constructive assistance (whatever that may mean)
Must be honest with themselves at the very least
Paleo / protein folk always welcome

All real people welcome.

:smokin:

You should be a mod or something, with all those cool rules.

taunto

I clearly have not had enough coffee yet because this post seriously pissed me off. No, you don't have to add people who don't fit your "criteria" but calling people fake just because they don't do things how you do is just very.... I shall refrain from typing the word.

I'm real - I shed a crap-ton of weight. I eat lots of veggies, fruits, lean proteins, and whole grains (OH NO! GRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!). I also have a fondness for candy bars.
Get over it.


Also, I have an important "must-have" on my list of criteria for adding people - not a douche (okay, that's not true - but I only have funny, smart douches on my list).

So am I smart, funny or just a douche?

Jacwhite22

Thanks for all the friends. Thats mo than enough for my needs. I wont be reading any further threads as there aint the time in the day....note to self...make a gif doing one of everything on a light rep and call myself the awesome one.

Thanks n see yu all at the other side.

which part is light weight? 275 for incline for reps, bw +90 dips for reps, 75 lb dumbbells for OHP for reps? amazing how tough people are on the internet. congratulations....... you win the internet tough guy award. do you even lift?






M.F.P. Hottest Person/M.F.P. Most awesome person
Ice cream afficionado
"Winning" Certified Instructor
> 1 Year Consecutive Logging
Been in gifs for 2 years and have studied custom gif creation

iAMsmiling

I clearly have not had enough coffee yet because this post seriously pissed me off. No, you don't have to add people who don't fit your "criteria" but calling people fake just because they don't do things how you do is just very.... I shall refrain from typing the word.

I'm real - I shed a crap-ton of weight. I eat lots of veggies, fruits, lean proteins, and whole grains (OH NO! GRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!). I also have a fondness for candy bars.
Get over it.


Also, I have an important "must-have" on my list of criteria for adding people - not a douche (okay, that's not true - but I only have funny, smart douches on my list).

So am I smart, funny or just a douche?

...

mmddwechanged

<sigh> I got excited then thinking I could have a new friend but I fail your test.
Also, you forgot to tell me you like my dress! Do you like it? Do stripes make me look fat?