Calling all real people

DatEpicChick

I'm real, and I'm fun...but I don't like rules. Sorry.

Hope you find some peeps who like lists of "must nots"

Good luck!!!

I second the motion

Judging ny the number of friend requests there are plenty of like peeps...

I can assure you some of us decline more FRs in a day than you will receive in a month

that statement makes me sad. there should be enough love on MFP for everyone. Never reject another friend!!!! >.<

Penelope2738

Hi, to many rules sorry. I don't play by the rules.

AWESOME, hahaha

_Witsy_

lol Dude....your attitude sucks...and you prove nothing by attacking others physical appearance on a FITNESS SITE. DBag award of the day.

taunto

I'm real, and I'm fun...but I don't like rules. Sorry.

Hope you find some peeps who like lists of "must nots"

Good luck!!!

I second the motion

Judging ny the number of friend requests there are plenty of like peeps...

I can assure you some of us decline more FRs in a day than you will receive in a month

that statement makes me sad. there should be enough love on MFP for everyone. Never reject another friend!!!! >.<

If I accepted them all, I would very likely have 1000+ friends here very soon. I prefer to know my small group of friends, because they are all awesome and deserve to be known closely by me!

TallGlassOfQuirky

I clearly have not had enough coffee yet because this post seriously pissed me off. No, you don't have to add people who don't fit your "criteria" but calling people fake just because they don't do things how you do is just very.... I shall refrain from typing the word.

I'm real - I shed a crap-ton of weight. I eat lots of veggies, fruits, lean proteins, and whole grains (OH NO! GRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!). I also have a fondness for candy bars.
Get over it.


Also, I have an important "must-have" on my list of criteria for adding people - not a douche (okay, that's not true - but I only have funny, smart douches on my list).

iAMsmiling

Anyone out there that wants to be friends....

Must not lose a 5lb a day like some bullers on here.
Must not wish me happy Monday/Tuesday/Wedneday....any day but my birthday or xmas.
Must not ask me to tell them they are super thin when they are not.
Must not update everytime they breath out as I dont want to know.
Must not be easily offended

Must be fun
Want constructive assistance (whatever that may mean)
Must be honest with themselves at the very least
Paleo / protein folk always welcome

All real people welcome.

:smokin:

You should be a mod or something, with all those cool rules.

taunto

I clearly have not had enough coffee yet because this post seriously pissed me off. No, you don't have to add people who don't fit your "criteria" but calling people fake just because they don't do things how you do is just very.... I shall refrain from typing the word.

I'm real - I shed a crap-ton of weight. I eat lots of veggies, fruits, lean proteins, and whole grains (OH NO! GRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!). I also have a fondness for candy bars.
Get over it.


Also, I have an important "must-have" on my list of criteria for adding people - not a douche (okay, that's not true - but I only have funny, smart douches on my list).

So am I smart, funny or just a douche?

Jacwhite22

Thanks for all the friends. Thats mo than enough for my needs. I wont be reading any further threads as there aint the time in the day....note to self...make a gif doing one of everything on a light rep and call myself the awesome one.

Thanks n see yu all at the other side.

which part is light weight? 275 for incline for reps, bw +90 dips for reps, 75 lb dumbbells for OHP for reps? amazing how tough people are on the internet. congratulations....... you win the internet tough guy award. do you even lift?






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iAMsmiling

I clearly have not had enough coffee yet because this post seriously pissed me off. No, you don't have to add people who don't fit your "criteria" but calling people fake just because they don't do things how you do is just very.... I shall refrain from typing the word.

I'm real - I shed a crap-ton of weight. I eat lots of veggies, fruits, lean proteins, and whole grains (OH NO! GRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!). I also have a fondness for candy bars.
Get over it.


Also, I have an important "must-have" on my list of criteria for adding people - not a douche (okay, that's not true - but I only have funny, smart douches on my list).

So am I smart, funny or just a douche?

...

mmddwechanged

<sigh> I got excited then thinking I could have a new friend but I fail your test.
Also, you forgot to tell me you like my dress! Do you like it? Do stripes make me look fat?

TallGlassOfQuirky

I clearly have not had enough coffee yet because this post seriously pissed me off. No, you don't have to add people who don't fit your "criteria" but calling people fake just because they don't do things how you do is just very.... I shall refrain from typing the word.

I'm real - I shed a crap-ton of weight. I eat lots of veggies, fruits, lean proteins, and whole grains (OH NO! GRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!). I also have a fondness for candy bars.
Get over it.


Also, I have an important "must-have" on my list of criteria for adding people - not a douche (okay, that's not true - but I only have funny, smart douches on my list).

So am I smart, funny or just a douche?

...

This, and the smart, funny part, too.

_chiaroscuro

Thanks for all the friends. Thats mo than enough for my needs. I wont be reading any further threads as there aint the time in the day....note to self...make a gif doing one of everything on a light rep and call myself the awesome one.

Thanks n see yu all at the other side.

Well now that's over I admit I do get embarrassed for people like this. Not bright enough to be witty but still so convinced they are. Cringe.

IntoTheSky

Whew!!!! Dodged a douche-y bullet there! Have a WONDERFUL Tuesday!

Jacwhite22

Thanks for all the friends. Thats mo than enough for my needs. I wont be reading any further threads as there aint the time in the day....note to self...make a gif doing one of everything on a light rep and call myself the awesome one.

Thanks n see yu all at the other side.

Well now that's over I admit I do get embarrassed for people like this. Not bright enough to be witty but still so convinced they are. Cringe.

It's like bringing a pocketknife to a gunfight.

AmandaW01

I clearly have not had enough coffee yet because this post seriously pissed me off. No, you don't have to add people who don't fit your "criteria" but calling people fake just because they don't do things how you do is just very.... I shall refrain from typing the word.

I'm real - I shed a crap-ton of weight. I eat lots of veggies, fruits, lean proteins, and whole grains (OH NO! GRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!). I also have a fondness for candy bars.
Get over it.


Also, I have an important "must-have" on my list of criteria for adding people - not a douche (okay, that's not true - but I only have funny, smart douches on my list).

Well I eat egg yolks!!! :devil:

we797

Oh no! The thread is finished and the popcorn is finished too. OP definitely went apesh*t on this one as he tried to save face.

CallMeCupcakeDammit

Sorry. I only have one criteria and based on this post I don't think you meet it.



- Must be awesome.





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Thanks for the time and the geeky gif of self appreciation - try with the ladies...they might like it.

Shame you dont meet the standard. Let me know if you need some tips on cutting up a little.

Good luck

Best gif EVERRRRRR! EVER I say! I came here because you were calling all "real" people, but I can't be real and follow a bunch of rules, too. Good luck, and Happy Tuesday! I'm going to breath now.

Lupercalia

Thanks for all the friends. Thats mo than enough for my needs. I wont be reading any further threads as there aint the time in the day....note to self...make a gif doing one of everything on a light rep and call myself the awesome one.

Thanks n see yu all at the other side.

Well now that's over I admit I do get embarrassed for people like this. Not bright enough to be witty but still so convinced they are. Cringe.

It's like bringing a pocketknife to a gunfight.

This. Thanks for letting us all know your REAL personality. Not particularly bright, and a complete tool as well? :noway:

HAPPY TUESDAY! :laugh:

iulia_maddie

So many rules! I can't, i'm a rebel.
Happy Tuesday!

adudu

second that

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym

Rules. I breaks em' for breakfast, because ain't nobody got time for that.

Jacwhite22

i actually really like your new picture.





I still wouldn't be your friend.......but the picture is pretty cool.

Jacwhite22

Rules. I breaks em' for breakfast, because ain't nobody got time for that.

taunto

I clearly have not had enough coffee yet because this post seriously pissed me off. No, you don't have to add people who don't fit your "criteria" but calling people fake just because they don't do things how you do is just very.... I shall refrain from typing the word.

I'm real - I shed a crap-ton of weight. I eat lots of veggies, fruits, lean proteins, and whole grains (OH NO! GRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!). I also have a fondness for candy bars.
Get over it.


Also, I have an important "must-have" on my list of criteria for adding people - not a douche (okay, that's not true - but I only have funny, smart douches on my list).

So am I smart, funny or just a douche?

...

LMAO! the picture was funny but I love the fact that the image is named taunto.jpg lol

jofjltncb6

How did I miss this thread?

Anyhow, whether or not I met your criteria, I wouldn't send a FR because you failed a few of my own criteria.

But best of luck with all your fitness and health (and friend) goals just the same. :flowerforyou:

CJD85

Well im a ***** so.......... criteria bull ****...... its called a delete button. You dont like the person either dont add them or delete them. Stating you have criteria in the first place is just as pretentious as all the posers out there, if not worse.
Anyone want to friend request me Im happy to accept all types be....Be Warned i will tell you how it is and i dont hold back. At the end of the day a real friend will be with you highs and lows.

OfficerFuzzy

Oh, I'm real!
I've got atoms with legitimate electrons, protons, neutrons, and quarks.

Good luck.

coke_bottle

You sound like my ex, too demanding!!

Dulcemami4ever

Oh you want to be friends? Here's your rule handbook! That's not really being real....more like naziville =/ Real is allowing your friends to be however they want to be =P

Cait_Sidhe

As it turns out, no.