HUMP Day Edition of ASK THE WOLF

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  • Are girls in Yoga Pants begging for their booty to get stared at?

    No but girls in spanks are.
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    What pop tart goes well with Red Velvet Ice Cream?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Are girls in Yoga Pants begging for their booty to get stared at?

    No but girls in spanks are.

    NO, they are begging to be spanked, DUH!
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    What pop tart goes well with Red Velvet Ice Cream?

    That would be Red Velvet Pop Tarts....or Double Fudge...really anything except Brown Cinnamon
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Does my butt look big?
  • Are girls in Yoga Pants begging for their booty to get stared at?

    No but girls in spanks are.

    NO, they are begging to be spanked, DUH!

    OMG! This explains so much and why the old guy had that belt in his hand at the gym.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Wolf you mentioned I need to up my protein. Is there a limit I am looking to hit or just a once a day thing? DH neeeds too know so we can plan accordingly.

    Oh wolf I got this one.

    You are looking for something roughly about twice the size of your fist. or about about 8inchs. and your intake should be about 6x times a day. But don't eat it too fast, take it slow and let it fill you up over the course of 30mins.

    I'd like to point out that "Man-Semen" is listed in the MFP food database, for your logging convenience. :flowerforyou:

    So is Pink pu$$y and other shots...but I don't think the protein levels are as high. :laugh: :wink:

    Ladies, ladies, lets not get this shut down. im trying to help ppl.
  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
    Should I tell my team leader to fvck off when he tells me off tomorrow?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Does my butt look big?

    no, my hand print fits perfectly on it.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Should I tell my team leader to fvck off when he tells me off tomorrow?

    just smile at him and say the following "You belong to me" then walk away. He wont know how to react and it will buy you 4 more days.
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    I like taking pics, Ima girl for goodness sakes. But everytime I take a pic of me working out in the gym, all my boyfriends ask, "Was it cold in there? heh heh".. Why do they ask this? And how can I solve this problem SIr Wolfy?
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Can I get an STD from the equipment at the gym? My husband would like to know...
  • Do You Even Lift, Bro?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    I like taking pics, Ima girl for goodness sakes. But everytime I take a pic of me working out in the gym, all my boyfriends ask, "Was it cold in there? heh heh".. Why do they ask this? And how can I solve this problem SIr Wolfy?

    I will answer this at the prom after party
    #powercouple
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Do You Even Lift, Bro?

    As I am over 40, I am in the clique of Dudes. The Bros are the under 30's. So, yes Dude, I do lift.
  • Do You Even Lift, Bro?

    As I am over 40, I am in the clique of Dudes. The Bros are the under 30's. So, yes Dude, I do lift.

    Acceptable Answer
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Can I get an STD from the equipment at the gym? My husband would like to know...

    Yes, if you touch HIS equipment at a gym or anywhere else, you could get an STD.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Do You Even Lift, Bro?

    As I am over 40, I am in the clique of Dudes. The Bros are the under 30's. So, yes Dude, I do lift.

    Acceptable Answer

    What do u mean acceptable? Dude, I KNOW ALLL...I can predict that you took a big dump in that bathroom right after you took that pic. See, its a gift, and a curse.
  • breeshabebe
    breeshabebe Posts: 580
    Hi Wolf,
    The ladies at my Zumba class keep telling me how awesome I dance..... Do you think that I really look like a spaz and they feel the need to comment on it?
  • Hi wolf,

    What's higher up the scale...."not bad" or"alright"
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Hi Wolf,
    The ladies at my Zumba class keep telling me how awesome I dance..... Do you think that I really look like a spaz and they feel the need to comment on it?

    You need to create a GIF to fully explain.
  • Do You Even Lift, Bro?

    As I am over 40, I am in the clique of Dudes. The Bros are the under 30's. So, yes Dude, I do lift.

    Acceptable Answer

    What do u mean acceptable? Dude, I KNOW ALLL...I can predict that you took a big dump in that bathroom right after you took that pic. See, its a gift, and a curse.

    Correct Again! Ladies and Gentlemen, Children of all ages.. Step right up and let Wolf answer your life questions and foreshadow your future.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    What's your 1RM Bench?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Hi wolf,

    What's higher up the scale...."not bad" or"alright"

    if you're judging women, it really comes down to bangable or not.
  • Cindy873
    Cindy873 Posts: 1,165
    Dear Wolfie,

    It's always cold in the mornings and warm in the afternoons and I just don't know what to wear every day. What's a girl to do??
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    What's your 1RM Bench?

    How did I know that you'd show up. Jesus effin Christmas.

    319.
  • surromom2010
    surromom2010 Posts: 457 Member
    Oh Wolf, I've been working on my arms with 20 lb weights for about 3 weeks now, and I'm starting to see a line down the middle of my arm, as well as a hump on the top when I curl it in the mirror. Is it a tumor? Should I go buy some pink weights from walmart and do 1000 reps instead?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Dear Wolfie,

    It's always cold in the mornings and warm in the afternoons and I just don't know what to wear every day. What's a girl to do??

    Kik me
  • SueSlick
    SueSlick Posts: 268 Member
    Why the hell can't I do a regular push-up?? no matter how hard I try I always drop to my knees...
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Oh Wolf, I've been working on my arms with 20 lb weights for about 3 weeks now, and I'm starting to see a line down the middle of my arm, as well as a hump on the top when I curl it in the mirror. Is it a tumor? Should I go buy some pink weights from walmart and do 1000 reps instead?

    Really 21 days in a row of working with weights is a mistake. YOu need rest days. Also, purple.