Times when it is okay to punch someone in the face...

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  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    boxing match?
  • RGv2
    RGv2 Posts: 5,789 Member
    Apparently for questioning anything that happened on The Biggeset Loser, or so I've read.
  • Davina_JH
    Davina_JH Posts: 473 Member
    for $50 you can punch me in the face...

    will do for $45. Thanks in advance.

    :glasses:
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    You should never punch someone in the face.
    Try a open-handed slap to bring them off their feet.
    Solves the problem and is funny.
  • ShreddedTweet
    ShreddedTweet Posts: 1,326 Member
    I frequently have the urge to kick somebody up the a*$e! You can't do that when you're a grown up....I miss it!
  • BPayton27
    BPayton27 Posts: 626 Member
    Poking one's eyes or kicking them behind the knee is more therapeutic...because it's funny.
  • xxanishxx
    xxanishxx Posts: 212
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  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    if they mess with your kid or your family. Just make sure someone doesnt have a phcam at the ready.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    dog-dude-wait-what.jpg

    Best pic ever! Im stealing it.
  • SkinnyBubbaGaar
    SkinnyBubbaGaar Posts: 389 Member
    You can save yourself a ton of money on your anger management classes if you just go out and get you some of these....

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  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    whenever i feel like it.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    whenever i feel like it.

    This.

    If I feel the need to punch someone they've done something to deserve it.
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
    Take up martial arts. Traditional schools will teach you control, honour and what's required for you to survive in a situation. Control is what it's about and confidence, also an excellent workout. I took Tae Kwon-Do.
  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
    If someone pisses me off and they deserve it..I thump them..the fact I'm only five foot tall has nothing to do with it.
  • usernameMAMA
    usernameMAMA Posts: 681 Member
    if they mess with your kid or your family. Just make sure someone doesnt have a phcam at the ready.

    Agreed. Mama bear will turn into mama wolverine if you mess with my baby.
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Can I nominate a punchee?

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  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    join a boxing club... get in the ring.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    Can I nominate a punchee?

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    how about his hair stylist? UG
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    whenever i feel like it.

    This.

    If I feel the need to punch someone they've done something to deserve it.

    most likely because they farted in bed, and tried to dutch oven
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    any time someone pisses you off, you give them a little ***** slap.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    What do you say to a person with two black eyes?

    Nothing, he's been told twice.
  • Davina_JH
    Davina_JH Posts: 473 Member
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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I second the boxing gym. Also, putting a picture of someone you want to punch in the face on a dart board, like my ex's gf, and throwing darts at it, is very therapeutic. Messing with family deserves a punch in the face, in my opinion, it's just not always legally in your favor.
  • MaraDiaz
    MaraDiaz Posts: 4,604 Member
    Whenever you're reasonably sure the person deserves it and you're also reasonably sure you'll get away with it. In my experience it's the second one that is so damn difficult.

    Good luck, OP!
  • bushidowoman
    bushidowoman Posts: 1,599 Member
    Get yourself a heavy bag. They aren't that expensive, especially compared to fines and/or jail time. :wink:
  • sandyfitnotfat
    sandyfitnotfat Posts: 16
    I can give you my ex husband's address, you can go punch his wife in the face for me if you want :) She's a serious piece of work. She's wife # 3 for him, I was #1. Through it all ex and I got along with each other, even through the divorce, wife #2...until SHE (#3) came into the picture. She's a money hungry, rude azz, compulsive liar. Go for it!
  • Fighting4Healthy
    Fighting4Healthy Posts: 336 Member
    Good question. I think self defense is a good excuse.

    ^I like this. Maybe someone will make a fatal attempt to snatch my pocketbook today.

    Yes I said pocketbook. And snatch.

    LOL!!!! I say pocketbook too!!! oh and snatch!!
  • nygrl4evr
    nygrl4evr Posts: 196 Member
    I have a bus that I load up with people that I would like to drive off a cliff
    I keep it running in the parking lot, ready to go at any time...

    Would LOVE to put my exhusband on that bus, lol...
  • sandyfitnotfat
    sandyfitnotfat Posts: 16
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    HAHA! Sorry I am usually not a violent person but that's funny, especially since I saw it after saying you could go punch my ex's wife.

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