Eggs make you fat

sunsnstatheart

only if the eggs are fertilised other wise there are no chickens in them.

How exactly do you get a chicken in an egg without cracking it?

foxro

What came first, the chicken or the egg ?

Iron_Feline

I'm sorry in advance but that is the BIGGEST load of crock I have EVER heard.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Thanks op, now I know why I can't shift those last few pounds :drinker:

TR0berts

only if the eggs are fertilised other wise there are no chickens in them.

How exactly do you get a chicken in an egg without cracking it?

WendyTerry420

Hi guys

Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.

Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?

My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.


P.S drink Shakeology

This reminds me of yesterday when I idiotically watched an episode of "Hungry Girl" on the Food Network. I was yelling at her through the TV before finally turning the channel. :laugh:

BondBomb

OMG WHY IS NO ONE ELSE FREAKING OUT?? I JUST DISCOVERED IM A CANNIBAL!

krhn

What's wrong with eating lots of chicken :bigsmile:

Livingdeadgirl44

Did you know that only eating whites doesn't make a difference?

I'm going to drop a little science here so don't be too intimidated, I took human biology in high school so I know what I'm talking about.

Eggs are "porous" which means they have holes in them, and absorb stuff from the environment.
The problem is that when you keep eggs in your kitchen they are exposed to 'air fats'

Air fats occur when you cook the fat out of things in the kitchen, like a steak. That fat you cook has to go somewhere right?

So it floats around in the air and if you leave eggs uncovered the air fats get inside and make your eggs like 20000 calories each!

That's why I cook everything outside on a hot rock, that way the air fats go into the ozone and make global warming happen

I'm a heavy breather so this explains a lot, must be all those air fats

Ramberta

Did you know that only eating whites doesn't make a difference?

I'm going to drop a little science here so don't be too intimidated, I took human biology in high school so I know what I'm talking about.

Eggs are "porous" which means they have holes in them, and absorb stuff from the environment.
The problem is that when you keep eggs in your kitchen they are exposed to 'air fats'

Air fats occur when you cook the fat out of things in the kitchen, like a steak. That fat you cook has to go somewhere right?

So it floats around in the air and if you leave eggs uncovered the air fats get inside and make your eggs like 20000 calories each!

That's why I cook everything outside on a hot rock, that way the air fats go into the ozone and make global warming happen

I'm a heavy breather so this explains a lot, must be all those air fats

Yes, clearly we need to find some substitute for air to breathe, since it's just too fattening. Any ideas, Dr. Mutant?

scarley13

an egg isn't a chicken... its an unfertilised egg...

Mutant13

Did you know that only eating whites doesn't make a difference?

I'm going to drop a little science here so don't be too intimidated, I took human biology in high school so I know what I'm talking about.

Eggs are "porous" which means they have holes in them, and absorb stuff from the environment.
The problem is that when you keep eggs in your kitchen they are exposed to 'air fats'

Air fats occur when you cook the fat out of things in the kitchen, like a steak. That fat you cook has to go somewhere right?

So it floats around in the air and if you leave eggs uncovered the air fats get inside and make your eggs like 20000 calories each!

That's why I cook everything outside on a hot rock, that way the air fats go into the ozone and make global warming happen

I'm a heavy breather so this explains a lot, must be all those air fats

Yes, clearly we need to find some substitute for air to breathe, since it's just too fattening. Any ideas, Dr. Mutant?

I'm conducting some tests with 0 calorie butter spray.

MysticMaiden22

1 egg = 1 chicken

Air fats??

I've never laughed so hard in my life....

My stomach hurts now. Thank you for the comedy. I needed this thread this morning.

mrphil86

an egg isn't a chicken... its an unfertilised egg...

cwolfman13

I'm getting so fat right now eating my eggs...sooooo fat.....

LOL...this thread was hilarious.

Sqeekyjojo

Does this mean easter eggs make you fat too?

Of course not - easter eggs come from cocoa beans, which are the seed to a plant.

So they're just vegetables. And paleo.

ninerbuff

If you're tired of the bland texture of eggs, eat the shells too for a little more crunch.

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tuttboy

OMG. I've never heard anything so silly. This is a great topic for my next blog post. The caloric value of an egg versus a whole chicken... Do the math.

amysteri

Hi guys

Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.

Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?

My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.


P.S drink Shakeology

I get it...

Happy April Fools :laugh:

it must be April 1st somewhere right now... am I right? :flowerforyou:
This must be an April Fools post, it's in the game section after all

Happy April Fools and Happy Easter to everyone
xiii

LiftAllThePizzas

She drives me crazy, and I can't help myself.

Cr01502

OMG. I've never heard anything so silly. This is a great topic for my next blog post. The caloric value of an egg versus a whole chicken... Do the math.

Can I PLEASE get a link to your blog?