Eggs make you fat
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Then I'm claiming that eating a seed is like eating a whole plant and eating escargo is like eating the whole fish.
I think you mean caviar0 -
Troll
and your point is.......
At least she is a nice troll.0 -
So if I were to drink cow semen that would make me fat because cow semen leads to making of a full cow, so I'd be eating a full cow
I am pretty sure you would have bigger problems than being fat if you were drinking cow semen.0 -
That’s not science that ridiculous. Eggs are very good for you if you don't overdo. Hi protein low calories. If a Dr. really told you that-- get a different one.
Nice first post. SMH0 -
Semen is technically not an egg. Therefore, I think I'm still OK to eat semen.0
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Hi guys
Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.
Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?
My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.
P.S drink Shakeology
well clearly that's why grains make you fat too. because if you plant a single grain in the ground, it grows into a huge plant, so if you eat like 200 or so grains at a sitting... you know think how many grains of rice you'd eat in one serving of curry and rice, or how many grains of wheat make up a loaf of bread.... well each of those grains is a whole entire plant....
ALSO the DNA in every single cell contain the entire instructions to make a complete adult individual of that species, and everything we eat is a living thing made of cells, so it all contains DNA so it's like every cell we eat is like eating a whole entire adult animal, like if you eat a beef steak that's millions of cells so it's like eating millions of cows at one sitting............ no wonder there's an obesity epidemic...
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaagggghhhh!!!!! *runs around like headless chicken*
If you think about it, the grains are arguably the worst. If each grain is the seed for a grass that can have hundreds of other grains produced, then that one grain will exponentiate to near infinite number of grains resulting in infinite calories. I think you may have stumbled upon perpetual energy production for humans. Unfortunately, we will al gain so much weight from the infinite calories that we will all explode.0 -
Semen is technically not an egg. Therefore, I think I'm still OK to eat semen.0
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Semen is technically not an egg. Therefore, I think I'm still OK to eat semen.
As a nutritionist . . .
I would tend to agree with this.0 -
Semen is technically not an egg. Therefore, I think I'm still OK to eat semen.
This is very disturbing. I'm going to pretend I never saw it. Seriously, you DO NOT want women to be left with this image, do you? Think about it the long term ramifications!0 -
Proof my work was stolen
Seems legit!0 -
This person has stolen my intellectual property, these are my own unpublished findings. I WILL NOT play Tesla to your Edison, you scallywag!
Poor Topsy.
You monster
faux logic dictates that he must be an eggite.0 -
By the same token, women who swallow are man-eaters.
I just snorted tea everywhere..
me tooo!0 -
eggzactly!0
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Looks legit to me.
OP is hotter. I have to believe her science over yours. I am calling in handwriting experts.
Yep They say this is forged.0 -
I'm sorry in advance but that is the BIGGEST load of crock I have EVER heard.0
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HAHAH. Flippin' love this!0 -
Does this mean easter eggs make you fat too?
Noooo eat the Easter eggs, they didn`t come from a:glasses: chicken
How fattening are rabbits?0 -
Semen is technically not an egg. Therefore, I think I'm still OK to eat semen.
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Hi guys
Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.
Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?
My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.
P.S drink Shakeology
If this is true... why does your diary contain eggs for breakfast??
Speaking of ducks...are duck eggs a better substitute for chicken eggs? Or should I make the change to little unborn Nemos (fish eggs)?0 -
Looks legit to me.
OP is hotter. I have to believe her science over yours. I am calling in handwriting experts.
Yep They say this is forged.
The attractiveness of the scientist should always be the basis for the legitimacy of their claims. The world would be a better place0
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