Eggs make you fat

Mutant13

Hi guys

Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.

Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?

My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.


P.S drink Shakeology

Appletree5

Not 100% about that information - I tend to eat only the egg whites

gemmaleigh1989

Are you trolling right now? The calorie content is completely different and at the end of the day it's calories in vs calories out.

Ps. I LOVE your hair!





Yep, I am convinced you're trolling!

McButtski

You are soooo not worthy of her expertise!!! Now I know why I gain the equivalent of a fully grown cow's weight every time I drink a bit of milk.

Only for you, I would never have copped that.

Thanks :flowerforyou:

PaleoChocolateBear

So if I were to drink cow semen that would make me fat because cow semen leads to making of a full cow, so I'd be eating a full cow

PaleoChocolateBear

You are soooo not worthy of her expertise!!! Now I know why I gain the equivalent of a fully grown cow's weight every time I drink a bit of milk.

Only for you, I would never have copped that.

Thanks :flowerforyou:

I see we went the same direction kind of but mine was slightly more bizarre

diodelcibo

I only trust Dr Oz.

PaleoChocolateBear

I only trust Dr Oz.

I only trust Dr. Kreiger

victoriannsays

Eggs made me so phat

Mutant13

Did you know that only eating whites doesn't make a difference?

I'm going to drop a little science here so don't be too intimidated, I took human biology in high school so I know what I'm talking about.

Eggs are "porous" which means they have holes in them, and absorb stuff from the environment.
The problem is that when you keep eggs in your kitchen they are exposed to 'air fats'

Air fats occur when you cook the fat out of things in the kitchen, like a steak. That fat you cook has to go somewhere right?

So it floats around in the air and if you leave eggs uncovered the air fats get inside and make your eggs like 20000 calories each!

That's why I cook everything outside on a hot rock, that way the air fats go into the ozone and make global warming happen

MrsBobaFett

PaleoChocolateBear

Are you trolling right now? The calorie content is completely different and at the end of the day it's calories in vs calories out.

Ps. I LOVE your hair!





Yep, I am convinced you're trolling!

Her hair is fantastic though

dexter4564

Does this mean easter eggs make you fat too?

terriblyn

^^awesome.

MrsBobaFett

Did you know that only eating whites doesn't make a difference?

I'm going to drop a little science here so don't be too intimidated, I took human biology in high school so I know what I'm talking about.

Eggs are "porous" which means they have holes in them, and absorb stuff from the environment.
The problem is that when you keep eggs in your kitchen they are exposed to 'air fats'

Air fats occur when you cook the fat out of things in the kitchen, like a steak. That fat you cook has to go somewhere right?

So it floats around in the air and if you leave eggs uncovered the air fats get inside and make your eggs like 20000 calories each!

That's why I cook everything outside on a hot rock, that way the air fats go into the ozone and make global warming happen

Ahhhh this all makes total sense to me now, what if I wrap the eggs in cling film, will this stop me from consuming these horrible air fats?

Baileys83

Hi guys

Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.

Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?

My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.


P.S drink Shakeology

If this is true... why does your diary contain eggs for breakfast??

sPaRkLiNgLYFE

Did you know that only eating whites doesn't make a difference?

I'm going to drop a little science here so don't be too intimidated, I took human biology in high school so I know what I'm talking about.

Eggs are "porous" which means they have holes in them, and absorb stuff from the environment.
The problem is that when you keep eggs in your kitchen they are exposed to 'air fats'

Air fats occur when you cook the fat out of things in the kitchen, like a steak. That fat you cook has to go somewhere right?

So it floats around in the air and if you leave eggs uncovered the air fats get inside and make your eggs like 20000 calories each!

That's why I cook everything outside on a hot rock, that way the air fats go into the ozone and make global warming happen

LMAO!!!!

skinnydreams19

Did you know that only eating whites doesn't make a difference?

I'm going to drop a little science here so don't be too intimidated, I took human biology in high school so I know what I'm talking about.

Eggs are "porous" which means they have holes in them, and absorb stuff from the environment.
The problem is that when you keep eggs in your kitchen they are exposed to 'air fats'

Air fats occur when you cook the fat out of things in the kitchen, like a steak. That fat you cook has to go somewhere right?

So it floats around in the air and if you leave eggs uncovered the air fats get inside and make your eggs like 20000 calories each!

That's why I cook everything outside on a hot rock, that way the air fats go into the ozone and make global warming happen

If you eat it before 6pm, there's no calories. But after 6pm? INSTANT FATNESS.

wikitbikit

But I love eggs.

twinketta

Does this mean easter eggs make you fat too?

Noooo eat the Easter eggs, they didn`t come from a:glasses: chicken

sPaRkLiNgLYFE

I have bionics so eggs don't affect me the way it does common people.

Mutant13

Ok guys I can't give you my sources because they are from an unpublished scientific journal but here is the cover

Crankstr

Cadbury Creme Eggs

MrsBobaFett

diodelcibo

Ok guys I can't give you my sources because they are from an unpublished scientific journal but here is the cover

One does simply write a journal in blue, invalidated.

MrsBobaFett

Ok guys I can't give you my sources because they are from an unpublished scientific journal but here is the cover

I love you :flowerforyou:

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Melo1966

Did God just gift you with fabulous hair?

sunsnstatheart

LMAO! How timely, as I'm busy "cleaning up" all the Easter eggs right now.

Let's just say that's pretty much an entire flock :blushing:

ladymiseryali

I love me some chicken abortions!

sPaRkLiNgLYFE

Ok guys I can't give you my sources because they are from an unpublished scientific journal but here is the cover

LMMFAOOOO!!!!