Eggs make you fat
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L M A O!! :laugh:0
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That’s not science that ridiculous. Eggs are very good for you if you don't overdo. Hi protein low calories. If a Dr. really told you that-- get a different one.0
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Does this mean easter eggs make you fat too?
Noooo eat the Easter eggs, they didn`t come from a:glasses: chicken
No, they came from a rabbit. So each one has the calories of an entire rabbit! DUH!0 -
Awesome when this person takes more courses at the Y please post the findings.0
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hahhahahaha thanks for the good laugh, appreciate it
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Somehow I have lost 50+ pounds while at the same time eating eggs just about everyday.0
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Hi guys
Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.
Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?
My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.
P.S drink Shakeology
LMAO!0 -
Hi guys
Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.
Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?
My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.
P.S drink Shakeology
well clearly that's why grains make you fat too. because if you plant a single grain in the ground, it grows into a huge plant, so if you eat like 200 or so grains at a sitting... you know think how many grains of rice you'd eat in one serving of curry and rice, or how many grains of wheat make up a loaf of bread.... well each of those grains is a whole entire plant....
ALSO the DNA in every single cell contain the entire instructions to make a complete adult individual of that species, and everything we eat is a living thing made of cells, so it all contains DNA so it's like every cell we eat is like eating a whole entire adult animal, like if you eat a beef steak that's millions of cells so it's like eating millions of cows at one sitting............ no wonder there's an obesity epidemic...
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaagggghhhh!!!!! *runs around like headless chicken*0 -
That’s not science that ridiculous. Eggs are very good for you if you don't overdo. Hi protein low calories. If a Dr. really told you that-- get a different one.
Is that you Dr. Sheldon Cooper?!
I think it is :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:0 -
God, then I'm the fattest person ever then
*Off to eat 10 eggs0 -
Omg! Op is a doof! Lol0
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To all the critics-
I would like to see YOUR Certificate of Merit in Non Workplace Applicable Nutrition Education!0 -
I'm very lucky that you found such a knowledgeable doctor to tell you this information! I couldn't figure out why I was getting so fat but obviously I am eating WAY too many eggs, plus the fat in the air that is not only going into my eggs...but the fat im breathing!! *gasp* Thank you so much for this information, i think I can finally figure out how to lose weight!0
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Thanks so much for the advice. Heres a pro tip for all of you: Avoid watermelon too, you swallow one of those seeds you are practically getting yourself impregnated by a fruit. If you do happen to accidentally ingest a seed, smoke a few cigarettes0
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Hi guys
Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.
Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?
My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.
P.S drink Shakeology
well clearly that's why grains make you fat too. because if you plant a single grain in the ground, it grows into a huge plant, so if you eat like 200 or so grains at a sitting... you know think how many grains of rice you'd eat in one serving of curry and rice, or how many grains of wheat make up a loaf of bread.... well each of those grains is a whole entire plant....
ALSO the DNA in every single cell contain the entire instructions to make a complete adult individual of that species, and everything we eat is a living thing made of cells, so it all contains DNA so it's like every cell we eat is like eating a whole entire adult animal, like if you eat a beef steak that's millions of cells so it's like eating millions of cows at one sitting............ no wonder there's an obesity epidemic...
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaagggghhhh!!!!! *runs around like headless chicken*
DUH! That's why nobody should ever eat anything that grows in the ground, was born or is generally naturally occurring!0 -
To all the critics-
I would like to see YOUR Certificate of Merit in Non Workplace Applicable Nutrition Education!
May I ask were he got this made up Certificate of Merit :laugh:0 -
Hi guys
Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.
Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?
My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.
P.S drink Shakeology
well clearly that's why grains make you fat too. because if you plant a single grain in the ground, it grows into a huge plant, so if you eat like 200 or so grains at a sitting... you know think how many grains of rice you'd eat in one serving of curry and rice, or how many grains of wheat make up a loaf of bread.... well each of those grains is a whole entire plant....
ALSO the DNA in every single cell contain the entire instructions to make a complete adult individual of that species, and everything we eat is a living thing made of cells, so it all contains DNA so it's like every cell we eat is like eating a whole entire adult animal, like if you eat a beef steak that's millions of cells so it's like eating millions of cows at one sitting............ no wonder there's an obesity epidemic...
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaagggghhhh!!!!! *runs around like headless chicken*
DUH! That's why nobody should ever eat anything that grows in the ground, was born or is generally naturally occurring!
So Twinkies are okay?0 -
Thanks everybody for the laughs. I've got tears running down my face after trying to read the posts out to my husband. Why is it things are even funnier when you try to tell someone else. 0
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It's embarrassing the amount of people who think the OP is being serious. This board is called "chit-chat, fun, and games"...no more explanation should be needed. Mutant, please continue to drop some more knowledge.:noway:0
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To all the critics-
I would like to see YOUR Certificate of Merit in Non Workplace Applicable Nutrition Education!
May I ask were he got this made up Certificate of Merit :laugh:
From the community Y. They are a very reputable academic institution as they also offer courses in Chakra Realignment and Astral Projection.0 -
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Hi guys
Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.
Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?
My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.
P.S drink Shakeology
well clearly that's why grains make you fat too. because if you plant a single grain in the ground, it grows into a huge plant, so if you eat like 200 or so grains at a sitting... you know think how many grains of rice you'd eat in one serving of curry and rice, or how many grains of wheat make up a loaf of bread.... well each of those grains is a whole entire plant....
ALSO the DNA in every single cell contain the entire instructions to make a complete adult individual of that species, and everything we eat is a living thing made of cells, so it all contains DNA so it's like every cell we eat is like eating a whole entire adult animal, like if you eat a beef steak that's millions of cells so it's like eating millions of cows at one sitting............ no wonder there's an obesity epidemic...
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaagggghhhh!!!!! *runs around like headless chicken*
DUH! That's why nobody should ever eat anything that grows in the ground, was born or is generally naturally occurring!
So Twinkies are okay?
I want to know this too!
And hohos!0 -
Yeah Artgeek chick needs to hang out with the 'friends request declined' guy.0
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Hi guys
Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.
Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?
My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.
P.S drink Shakeology
well clearly that's why grains make you fat too. because if you plant a single grain in the ground, it grows into a huge plant, so if you eat like 200 or so grains at a sitting... you know think how many grains of rice you'd eat in one serving of curry and rice, or how many grains of wheat make up a loaf of bread.... well each of those grains is a whole entire plant....
ALSO the DNA in every single cell contain the entire instructions to make a complete adult individual of that species, and everything we eat is a living thing made of cells, so it all contains DNA so it's like every cell we eat is like eating a whole entire adult animal, like if you eat a beef steak that's millions of cells so it's like eating millions of cows at one sitting............ no wonder there's an obesity epidemic...
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaagggghhhh!!!!! *runs around like headless chicken*
DUH! That's why nobody should ever eat anything that grows in the ground, was born or is generally naturally occurring!
so we should live entirely on margarine and e numbers then. Okay. What about boiled sweets? are they okay? Sugar comes from living things, but everything other than the pure sugar has been stripped away and e numbers added, so that should be okay, shouldn't it? what does your nutritionist say? can I get my chakras realigned via email?0 -
It's embarrassing the amount of people who think the OP is being serious. This board is called "chit-chat, fun, and games"...no more explanation should be needed. Mutant, please continue to drop some more knowledge.:noway:
Thankyou, although I don't know why you think I'm joking? I guess it's hard to convey tone on the Internet. It's almost as if you could say completely outlandish things and people would not know if you were serious or not!
Anyway I'd like to share my thoughts on 4 6 8 diet. I think it is great except for the part where you eat food. Studies show that food is the leading source of calories.
I'm also working on a mask to combat air fat. It uses grapefruit oil to burn all the fat before you can breathe it in0 -
So if I eat pumpkin seeds... its like eating 50 pumpkins?!?!?!?0
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Hi guys
Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.
Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?
My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.
P.S drink Shakeology
well clearly that's why grains make you fat too. because if you plant a single grain in the ground, it grows into a huge plant, so if you eat like 200 or so grains at a sitting... you know think how many grains of rice you'd eat in one serving of curry and rice, or how many grains of wheat make up a loaf of bread.... well each of those grains is a whole entire plant....
ALSO the DNA in every single cell contain the entire instructions to make a complete adult individual of that species, and everything we eat is a living thing made of cells, so it all contains DNA so it's like every cell we eat is like eating a whole entire adult animal, like if you eat a beef steak that's millions of cells so it's like eating millions of cows at one sitting............ no wonder there's an obesity epidemic...
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaagggghhhh!!!!! *runs around like headless chicken*
DUH! That's why nobody should ever eat anything that grows in the ground, was born or is generally naturally occurring!
So Twinkies are okay?
I want to know this too!
And hohos!
Both are okay if you make them into smoothies, as when they are liquified the calories can evaporate0 -
I should be dead then...0
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I only trust Dr Oz.
I only trust Dr. Kreiger
I only trust Dr. Seuss.0 -
Hi guys
Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.
Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?
My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.
P.S drink Shakeology
well clearly that's why grains make you fat too. because if you plant a single grain in the ground, it grows into a huge plant, so if you eat like 200 or so grains at a sitting... you know think how many grains of rice you'd eat in one serving of curry and rice, or how many grains of wheat make up a loaf of bread.... well each of those grains is a whole entire plant....
ALSO the DNA in every single cell contain the entire instructions to make a complete adult individual of that species, and everything we eat is a living thing made of cells, so it all contains DNA so it's like every cell we eat is like eating a whole entire adult animal, like if you eat a beef steak that's millions of cells so it's like eating millions of cows at one sitting............ no wonder there's an obesity epidemic...
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaagggghhhh!!!!! *runs around like headless chicken*
DUH! That's why nobody should ever eat anything that grows in the ground, was born or is generally naturally occurring!
so we should live entirely on margarine and e numbers then. Okay. What about boiled sweets? are they okay? Sugar comes from living things, but everything other than the pure sugar has been stripped away and e numbers added, so that should be okay, shouldn't it? what does your nutritionist say? can I get my chakras realigned via email?
Boiled sweets are fine, it's been boiled do the calories are sterilised. My nutritionist isn't qualified in Chakra Realignment but my Emotional Health Manager is0
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