Eggs make you fat

jofjltncb6

In to learn the truth behind caviar.

Mutant13

In to learn the truth behind caviar.

Caviar is ok because fish is super thermogenic because that's how it stays warm living in water

myofibril

Thanks for the offer but as you will read in my "predictive autobiography"
'How I Solved The GFC, Got A Nobel Prize, Did It With Mila Kunis And Finished Bioshock Infinite In One Day' -I'm taken

Maybe he was just asking how you like your eggs in the morning?

sunsnstatheart

By the same token, women who swallow are man-eaters.

whoaaaaaa here she comes, watch out boy she'll chew you uppppppp

*standing in line*

Ramberta

Did you know that only eating whites doesn't make a difference?

I'm going to drop a little science here so don't be too intimidated, I took human biology in high school so I know what I'm talking about.

Eggs are "porous" which means they have holes in them, and absorb stuff from the environment.
The problem is that when you keep eggs in your kitchen they are exposed to 'air fats'

Air fats occur when you cook the fat out of things in the kitchen, like a steak. That fat you cook has to go somewhere right?

So it floats around in the air and if you leave eggs uncovered the air fats get inside and make your eggs like 20000 calories each!

That's why I cook everything outside on a hot rock, that way the air fats go into the ozone and make global warming happen

Cyclink

Then I'm claiming that eating a seed is like eating a whole plant and eating escargo is like eating the whole fish.

That is very interesting. Would you like to write the foreword for my next journal? I sent it to Stephen Hawking for peer review and he said it could "barely be called pseudoscience"

I think that means I am close to the truth

I'd love to!

chm2616

I only trust Dr Oz.

I only trust Dr. Kreiger

I only trust BABOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

chm2616

ironic...just watched the first one today!!! LOL

Ramberta

Did you know that only eating whites doesn't make a difference?

I'm going to drop a little science here so don't be too intimidated, I took human biology in high school so I know what I'm talking about.

Eggs are "porous" which means they have holes in them, and absorb stuff from the environment.
The problem is that when you keep eggs in your kitchen they are exposed to 'air fats'

Air fats occur when you cook the fat out of things in the kitchen, like a steak. That fat you cook has to go somewhere right?

So it floats around in the air and if you leave eggs uncovered the air fats get inside and make your eggs like 20000 calories each!

That's why I cook everything outside on a hot rock, that way the air fats go into the ozone and make global warming happen

Wow!

This totally makes sense! Because the other week I was out with my fat friends and we went out drinking and went to dinner. I weighed myself the next morning and I gained 4 POUNDS!!

Just being around my fat friends has clearly cause me to absorb some of their air fats!!

I clearly need to not hang around them anymore.

Thanks so much OP.

:flowerforyou:

Reported for BULLYING and BODY-SHAMING. Shame on you!!! FEEL THE SHAME. VALIDATE MY NEED TO SHAME YOU.

ArtGeek22

Your nutritionist took a 6-week course at the Y.........




(Hope you are trolling or double facepalm ^^)

diannematthews908

Really is that true !

janegalt37

By the same token, women who swallow are man-eaters.

And men who swallow, too.

Lupercalia

Mutant13

Your nutritionist took a 6-week course at the Y.........

It's actually a 12 week course but he finished early because he was so smart and because he understood "basic chemistry and human biology" weren't overly essential

ArtGeek22

Your nutritionist took a 6-week course at the Y.........

It's actually a 12 week course but he finished early because he was so smart and because he understood "basic chemistry and human biology" weren't overly essential

Please tell me you are trolling.......

Mutant13

Your nutritionist took a 6-week course at the Y.........

It's actually a 12 week course but he finished early because he was so smart and because he understood "basic chemistry and human biology" weren't overly essential

Please tell me you are trolling.......

Why would I troll, "Weight loss pills, Superfoods and Diet books" was the only core part of the course

LiftAllThePizzas

That is very interesting. Would you like to write the foreword for my next journal? I sent it to Stephen Hawking for peer review and he said it could "barely be called pseudoscience"

I think that means I am close to the truth

Yeah, that's one step up from "not even wrong."

Then I'm claiming that eating a seed is like eating a whole plant and eating escargo is like eating the whole fish.

And double dipping is like putting your whole mouth in the bowl. That's gotta be some serious calories too.

Mutant13

That is very interesting. Would you like to write the foreword for my next journal? I sent it to Stephen Hawking for peer review and he said it could "barely be called pseudoscience"

I think that means I am close to the truth

Yeah, that's one step up from "not even wrong."

Then I'm claiming that eating a seed is like eating a whole plant and eating escargo is like eating the whole fish.

And double dipping is like putting your whole mouth in the bowl. That's gotta be some serious calories too.

Incorrect. Putting your whole mouth in the bowl would save calories because only contact with your fingertips "activates" 90% of the calories in food. It's why I eat everything by kicking it into my mouth

mrphil86

Wow people.

She is OBVIOUSLY trolling.

EDIT: Funny **** though. Kudos to her!

Cr01502

Reported for BULLYING and BODY-SHAMING. Shame on you!!! FEEL THE SHAME. VALIDATE MY NEED TO SHAME YOU.

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