Eggs make you fat
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*sigh*
Listen. I once said the word "biology" in a sentence. I also have seen multiple episodes of Breaking Bad therefore have an in-depth understanding of chemistry. I think I know a little bit more about this then anyone else here.
What many people do not know is that inside every egg is monster. Sadly we can not see it as it occupies a different plane that we can not perceive. These monsters, commonly known as "Eggites" are made of an element called Osmium. The densest element known to man. What this means is there no way you can gain more weight then by eating eggs.
Here is an artists rendition of what an Eggite might look like.
This person has stolen my intellectual property, these are my own unpublished findings. I WILL NOT play Tesla to your Edison, you scallywag!
Eh well, we'll just have the government raid your lab and find that death ray you've been working on too.
Crazy crazy *kitten*!
It's not a Death Ray! It's a Life Cycle Termination Facillitator, so, science b!tch!0 -
Nonsense!!0
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*sigh*
Listen. I once said the word "biology" in a sentence. I also have seen multiple episodes of Breaking Bad therefore have an in-depth understanding of chemistry. I think I know a little bit more about this then anyone else here.
What many people do not know is that inside every egg is monster. Sadly we can not see it as it occupies a different plane that we can not perceive. These monsters, commonly known as "Eggites" are made of an element called Osmium. The densest element known to man. What this means is there no way you can gain more weight then by eating eggs.
Here is an artists rendition of what an Eggite might look like.
This person has stolen my intellectual property, these are my own unpublished findings. I WILL NOT play Tesla to your Edison, you scallywag!
Eh well, we'll just have the government raid your lab and find that death ray you've been working on too.
Crazy crazy *kitten*!
It's not a Death Ray! It's a Life Cycle Termination Facillitator, so, science b!tch!
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Nonsense!!0
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Looks legit to me.0 -
Hi guys
Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.
Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?
My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.
P.S drink Shakeology
Wow.. What utter bull!
I actually have some level of understanding (studying micro Biology at University). I can assure you, 1 egg is not equal to one whole chicken. That's just stupid.
Frankly, your nutritionist should be fired. I'm being completely serious. People like that should not be giving people advice on nutrition.
Oh dear, I fell for it! Well done OP, well done.0 -
Hi guys
Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.
Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?
My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.
P.S drink Shakeology
Wow.. What utter bull!
I actually have some level of understanding (studying micro Biology at University). I can assure you, 1 egg is not equal to one whole chicken. That's just stupid.
Frankly, your nutritionist should be fired. I'm being completely serious. People like that should not be giving people advice on nutrition.
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Hi guys
Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.
Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?
My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.
P.S drink Shakeology
Wow.. What utter bull!
I actually have some level of understanding (studying micro Biology at University). I can assure you, 1 egg is not equal to one whole chicken. That's just stupid.
Frankly, your nutritionist should be fired. I'm being completely serious. People like that should not be giving people advice on nutrition.
But you don't have a degree but the nutritionist has a certificate therefore:
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Hi guys
Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.
Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?
My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.
P.S drink Shakeology
Wow.. What utter bull!
I actually have some level of understanding (studying micro Biology at University). I can assure you, 1 egg is not equal to one whole chicken. That's just stupid.
Frankly, your nutritionist should be fired. I'm being completely serious. People like that should not be giving people advice on nutrition.
I am glad you are being completely serious. Everyone in this thread is very serious0 -
Does this mean easter eggs make you fat too?
Especially the chocolate ones and the cream filled ones......ha ha
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Looks legit to me.
You know what? I can't fight that. Even I'm convinced I'm wrong now.0 -
Looks legit to me.
You know what? I can't fight that. Even I'm convinced I'm wrong now.
It happens, what's a brother to do yo?0 -
I'm going with OP being facetious or sarcastic about this. A 6-week course at the Y does not an expert make...and what would make you fat is buying the 5 dozen pack and eating them all in one go everyday combined with the extent of your exercise being how fast you can get to your couch and click your remote control in rapid succession of channel surfing.0
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I'm going with OP being facetious or sarcastic about this. A 6-week course at the Y does not an expert make...and what would make you fat is buying the 5 dozen pack and eating them all in one go everyday combined with the extent of your exercise being how fast you can get to your couch and click your remote control in rapid succession of channel surfing.
Do you have a Degree in Degrees and Certificates?
I think not!0 -
I'm going with OP being facetious or sarcastic about this. A 6-week course at the Y does not an expert make...and what would make you fat is buying the 5 dozen pack and eating them all in one go everyday combined with the extent of your exercise being how fast you can get to your couch and click your remote control in rapid succession of channel surfing.
Sitting in the right couch burns more calories than running. If it has metal springs in it, the movement of the springs send minute vibrations through your body into your fat cells, which vibrates them and causes the basement membrane of the fat cell to burst, the cell dies therefore you lose body fat0 -
I'm going with OP being facetious or sarcastic about this. A 6-week course at the Y does not an expert make...and what would make you fat is buying the 5 dozen pack and eating them all in one go everyday combined with the extent of your exercise being how fast you can get to your couch and click your remote control in rapid succession of channel surfing.
Don't judge how I get my burns in! :sad:0 -
I'm going with OP being facetious or sarcastic about this. A 6-week course at the Y does not an expert make...and what would make you fat is buying the 5 dozen pack and eating them all in one go everyday combined with the extent of your exercise being how fast you can get to your couch and click your remote control in rapid succession of channel surfing.
Sitting in the right couch burns more calories than running. If it has metal springs in it, the movement of the springs send minute vibrations through your body into your fat cells, which vibrates them and causes the basement membrane of the fat cell to burst, the cell dies therefore you lose body fat
Now it all makes sense to me. The final puzzle piece.0 -
I'm going with OP being facetious or sarcastic about this. A 6-week course at the Y does not an expert make...and what would make you fat is buying the 5 dozen pack and eating them all in one go everyday combined with the extent of your exercise being how fast you can get to your couch and click your remote control in rapid succession of channel surfing.
Do you have a Degree in Degrees and Certificates?
I think not!
I only have my certificate in Degrees and Certificates. But I have a degree in Certification of Degrees and Certificates.
Also in Plant Psychology0 -
Nonsense!!
No, it's totally 100% true! I have my very own anecdote to PROVE it! I am a slim person and I don't eat eggs (allergic). Therefore, not eating eggs makes you slim. Which in conclusion, eating eggs = fatness. This is a for sure thing. :laugh:0 -
Nonsense!!
No, it's totally 100% true! I have my very own anecdote to PROVE it! I am a slim person and I don't eat eggs (allergic). Therefore, not eating eggs makes you slim. Which in conclusion, eating eggs = fatness. This is a for sure thing. :laugh:
WTF!
Math makes you fat too!
This is some sort of witchcraft!0 -
I'm going with OP being facetious or sarcastic about this. A 6-week course at the Y does not an expert make...and what would make you fat is buying the 5 dozen pack and eating them all in one go everyday combined with the extent of your exercise being how fast you can get to your couch and click your remote control in rapid succession of channel surfing.
Sitting in the right couch burns more calories than running. If it has metal springs in it, the movement of the springs send minute vibrations through your body into your fat cells, which vibrates them and causes the basement membrane of the fat cell to burst, the cell dies therefore you lose body fat
Now it all makes sense to me. The final puzzle piece.
It's all very clear in laypersons terms. I'd explain it more deeply but there are a lot of equations and... Formulas and such. I wouldn't want to confuse anyone with so much legitimate science0 -
Nonsense!!
No, it's totally 100% true! I have my very own anecdote to PROVE it! I am a slim person and I don't eat eggs (allergic). Therefore, not eating eggs makes you slim. Which in conclusion, eating eggs = fatness. This is a for sure thing. :laugh:
WTF!
Math makes you fat too!
This is some sort of witchcraft!
No, it's science, bro. Or was that broscience? I forget which one is true.0 -
Nonsense!!
No, it's totally 100% true! I have my very own anecdote to PROVE it! I am a slim person and I don't eat eggs (allergic). Therefore, not eating eggs makes you slim. Which in conclusion, eating eggs = fatness. This is a for sure thing. :laugh:
WTF!
Math makes you fat too!
This is some sort of witchcraft!
No, it's science, bro. Or was that broscience? I forget which one is true.
Oh well if its broscience then it's all good
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From the University of Vogon? Was it signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters? If not your argument is invalid.I'm going with OP being facetious or sarcastic about this. A 6-week course at the Y does not an expert make...and what would make you fat is buying the 5 dozen pack and eating them all in one go everyday combined with the extent of your exercise being how fast you can get to your couch and click your remote control in rapid succession of channel surfing.
Do you have a Degree in Degrees and Certificates?
I think not!
I only have my certificate in Degrees and Certificates. But I have a degree in Certification of Degrees and Certificates.0 -
From the University of Vogon? Was it signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters? If not your argument is invalid.I'm going with OP being facetious or sarcastic about this. A 6-week course at the Y does not an expert make...and what would make you fat is buying the 5 dozen pack and eating them all in one go everyday combined with the extent of your exercise being how fast you can get to your couch and click your remote control in rapid succession of channel surfing.
Do you have a Degree in Degrees and Certificates?
I think not!
I only have my certificate in Degrees and Certificates. But I have a degree in Certification of Degrees and Certificates.
Socks.0 -
From the University of Vogon? Was it signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters? If not your argument is invalid.I'm going with OP being facetious or sarcastic about this. A 6-week course at the Y does not an expert make...and what would make you fat is buying the 5 dozen pack and eating them all in one go everyday combined with the extent of your exercise being how fast you can get to your couch and click your remote control in rapid succession of channel surfing.
Do you have a Degree in Degrees and Certificates?
I think not!
I only have my certificate in Degrees and Certificates. But I have a degree in Certification of Degrees and Certificates.
I did Poetry Appreciation there!0 -
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Listen, strange creatures lying in eggs distributing calories is no basis for a system of weightloss.
I mean, if I went round claiming I was a nutritionist because some bint at the Y lobbed a certificate at me, they'd put me away!0 -
I came in here ready to get all defensive, but then the facts were just too solid! I simply cannot argue with those facts. I can't believe I never knew about the monsters in the eggs, the fact that an egg=a chicken, and air fats before today! Those journals will be worth millions and Steven Hawking is missing out here. Can I get your autograph while you're still relatively unknown?0
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