Eggs make you fat

sunsnstatheart

I love peeps who take threads like this seriously

Sherbog

Bullsh-t...eggs are my protein and i love them.

bellesouth18

Hi guys

Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.

Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?

My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.


P.S drink Shakeology

I believe you! Eggs are another form of boneless, skinless chicken! :bigsmile: Glad your nutritionist took the 6 week course. No telling what she would have told you otherwise.

mrphil86

Hi guys

Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.

Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?

My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.


P.S drink Shakeology

no, the babies aren't even fully developed. But yes, it is probably the most complete source of protein out there. You're eating every part of the chicken, from feathers, meat, bone, beak and everything in between.

I have been eating 3 eggs a day for the last few months... hasn't stopped me, calories in vs calories out.

Bullsh-t...eggs are my protein and i love them.

christinawshere

I'm laughing so hard at this post right now omggg

christinawshere

I think I have found a new friend

MsJulielicious

It burns carbs. It just burns up all your carbs

Mutant13

This should be taken seriously. You have seen my sources

reginadelmundo

"... don't be too intimidated, I took human biology in high school so I know what I'm talking about."

HAHAHAHAHA! I really hope you are joking.

PaleoChocolateBear

This should be taken seriously. You have seen my sources

I have been, I've been making the houses around here fat though

LiftAllThePizzas

Poe's Law wins every time.

VelociMama

Does eating an egg mean you'll eventually grow a baby chicken in your gut?

PaleoChocolateBear

I once had an apple tree grow in my stomach because I followed a seed

FaerieCae

^this.. but also ...lol thank you, I needed a good laugh today.

VelociMama

I once had an apple tree grow in my stomach because I followed a seed

Cool, so you didn't have to eat to get your fruit servings eh? Sounds awesome!

Mutant13

depends on your blood type, it makes a difference
For me my blood type is AB- so I need to stay away from chickens
It is not good for my blood type

You should only have Froot Loops and vegan mayonnaise

Mutant13

I once had an apple tree grow in my stomach because I followed a seed

Fruit has too much sugar never eat it.

PaleoChocolateBear

I once had an apple tree grow in my stomach because I followed a seed

Cool, so you didn't have to eat to get your fruit servings eh? Sounds awesome!

It was cool for a while but trying to escape from Eve and Abraham Lincoln hasn't been fun

PaleoChocolateBear

I once had an apple tree grow in my stomach because I followed a seed

Fruit has too much sugar never eat it.

What about fruit roll ups and gummi bears

loveweightloss1043

omg! u say drink shakeology...what u put in yours

Mutant13

I once had an apple tree grow in my stomach because I followed a seed

Fruit has too much sugar never eat it.

What about fruit roll ups and gummi bears

Well yes because they are sticky so the calories stay stuck to the food and don't get into your stomach

Mutant13

omg! u say drink shakeology...what u put in yours

Vodka, alcohol works as a disinfectant and "cleans" the calories put of your body

seanezekiel

*sigh*

Listen. I once said the word "biology" in a sentence. I also have seen multiple episodes of Breaking Bad therefore have an in-depth understanding of chemistry. I think I know a little bit more about this then anyone else here.

What many people do not know is that inside every egg is monster. Sadly we can not see it as it occupies a different plane that we can not perceive. These monsters, commonly known as "Eggites" are made of an element called Osmium. The densest element known to man. What this means is there no way you can gain more weight then by eating eggs.

Here is an artists rendition of what an Eggite might look like.

kelsully

Hi guys

Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.

Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?

My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.


P.S drink Shakeology

Also fertilized eggs make you fat ...for at least 9 month to a year

Mutant13

*sigh*

Listen. I once said the word "biology" in a sentence. I also have seen multiple episodes of Breaking Bad therefore have an in-depth understanding of chemistry. I think I know a little bit more about this then anyone else here.

What many people do not know is that inside every egg is monster. Sadly we can not see it as it occupies a different plane that we can not perceive. These monsters, commonly known as "Eggites" are made of an element called Osmium. The densest element known to man. What this means is there no way you can gain more weight then by eating eggs.

Here is an artists rendition of what an Eggite might look like.

This person has stolen my intellectual property, these are my own unpublished findings. I WILL NOT play Tesla to your Edison, you scallywag!

seanezekiel

This person has stolen my intellectual property, these are my own unpublished findings. I WILL NOT play Tesla to your Edison, you scallywag!

Poor Topsy.

Mutant13

Proof my work was stolen

mrphil86

*sigh*

Listen. I once said the word "biology" in a sentence. I also have seen multiple episodes of Breaking Bad therefore have an in-depth understanding of chemistry. I think I know a little bit more about this then anyone else here.

What many people do not know is that inside every egg is monster. Sadly we can not see it as it occupies a different plane that we can not perceive. These monsters, commonly known as "Eggites" are made of an element called Osmium. The densest element known to man. What this means is there no way you can gain more weight then by eating eggs.

Here is an artists rendition of what an Eggite might look like.

This person has stolen my intellectual property, these are my own unpublished findings. I WILL NOT play Tesla to your Edison, you scallywag!

Eh well, we'll just have the government raid your lab and find that death ray you've been working on too.

Crazy crazy *kitten*!

Mutant13

This person has stolen my intellectual property, these are my own unpublished findings. I WILL NOT play Tesla to your Edison, you scallywag!

Poor Topsy.

You monster

sjwright66

lol! I eat an egg for breakfast everyday... I can't live without them! and... Cadbury Creme Eggs... :P