Eggs make you fat

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  • BlackEyedPanda
    BlackEyedPanda Posts: 86 Member
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    By the same token, women who swallow are man-eaters.
    Well that solves the age old 'can vegans swallow sperm' question then.
  • BeccaBollons
    BeccaBollons Posts: 652 Member
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    Dr pepper for me

    ETA original quotes got lost in space. Dr pepper is the dr I trust.
  • Dunkirk
    Dunkirk Posts: 465 Member
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    Dr Seuss recommends Green Eggs and Ham.
  • FUELERDUDE
    FUELERDUDE Posts: 150 Member
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    Not 100% about that information - I tend to eat only the egg whites

    I beleive that will only count as half chickens then.
  • Azexas
    Azexas Posts: 4,334 Member
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    Cadbury Creme Eggs

    beat me to it. :laugh:
  • bellygoaway
    bellygoaway Posts: 441 Member
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    You left out "superhumanly strong and brilliant at scrabble" but sure.

    Please forgive the oversite, but I have just started stalking you :)
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
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    so we should live entirely on margarine and e numbers then. Okay. What about boiled sweets? are they okay? Sugar comes from living things, but everything other than the pure sugar has been stripped away and e numbers added, so that should be okay, shouldn't it? what does your nutritionist say? can I get my chakras realigned via email?
    I guess I should post my recipe for "square root of negative five soup."
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
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    Dr pepper for me

    ETA original quotes got lost in space. Dr pepper is the dr I trust.
    Dr Smith?
  • jayche
    jayche Posts: 1,128 Member
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    Eating a human fetus is the caloric equivalent to eating a 300 lb male bodybuilder because they're both human.
  • pwittek10
    pwittek10 Posts: 723 Member
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    depends on your blood type, it makes a difference
    For me my blood type is AB- so I need to stay away from chickens
    It is not good for my blood type
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
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    I love peeps who take threads like this seriously
  • Sherbog
    Sherbog Posts: 1,072 Member
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    Bullsh-t...eggs are my protein and i love them.
  • bellesouth18
    bellesouth18 Posts: 1,070 Member
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    Hi guys

    Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.

    Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
    So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?

    My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.


    P.S drink Shakeology

    I believe you! Eggs are another form of boneless, skinless chicken! :bigsmile: Glad your nutritionist took the 6 week course. No telling what she would have told you otherwise.
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
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    Hi guys

    Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.

    Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
    So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?

    My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.


    P.S drink Shakeology

    no, the babies aren't even fully developed. But yes, it is probably the most complete source of protein out there. You're eating every part of the chicken, from feathers, meat, bone, beak and everything in between.

    I have been eating 3 eggs a day for the last few months... hasn't stopped me, calories in vs calories out.
    Bullsh-t...eggs are my protein and i love them.

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  • christinawshere
    christinawshere Posts: 19 Member
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    I'm laughing so hard at this post right now omggg
  • christinawshere
    christinawshere Posts: 19 Member
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    I think I have found a new friend
  • MsJulielicious
    MsJulielicious Posts: 708 Member
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    It burns carbs. It just burns up all your carbs
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    This should be taken seriously. You have seen my sources
  • reginadelmundo
    reginadelmundo Posts: 23
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    "... don't be too intimidated, I took human biology in high school so I know what I'm talking about."

    HAHAHAHAHA! I really hope you are joking.
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
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    This should be taken seriously. You have seen my sources

    I have been, I've been making the houses around here fat though

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