Eggs make you fat
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DAMNNNNN...Hi guys
Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.
Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?
My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.
That means I've been eating between 3 and 6 whole chickens EVERY DAY THIS WEEK.
No wonder I only lost 5 pounds in the past 6 days.0 -
Listen, strange creatures lying in eggs distributing calories is no basis for a system of weightloss.
I mean, if I went round claiming I was a nutritionist because some bint at the Y lobbed a certificate at me, they'd put me away!
No, I'd put you away for impersonating a nutritionist.
One does not simply walk into the Y.0 -
I came in here ready to get all defensive, but then the facts were just too solid! I simply cannot argue with those facts. I can't believe I never knew about the monsters in the eggs, the fact that an egg=a chicken, and air fats before today! Those journals will be worth millions and Steven Hawking is missing out here. Can I get your autograph while you're still relatively unknown?
Sure but you will have to hold the pen cause I don't wanna get bulky0 -
DAMNNNNN...Hi guys
Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.
Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?
My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.
That means I've been eating between 3 and 6 whole chickens EVERY DAY THIS WEEK.
No wonder I only lost 5 pounds in the past 6 days.
You lost 5 pounds because typing in bold is extremely catabolic, your pupils dilate when you look at bold print, and the muscles that assist that burn more calories than any other muscle in your body0 -
DAMNNNNN...Hi guys
Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.
Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?
My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.
That means I've been eating between 3 and 6 whole chickens EVERY DAY THIS WEEK.
No wonder I only lost 5 pounds in the past 6 days.
You lost 5 pounds because typing in bold is extremely catabolic, your pupils dilate when you look at bold print, and the muscles that assist that burn more calories than any other muscle in your body
All the real experts say you shouldn't do that. Your pupil muscles will get bulky.
Good night, best thread in two months.0 -
All the real experts say you shouldn't do that. Your pupil muscles will get bulky.
Good night, best thread in two months.
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Your nutritionist is nuts lol or she smokes!
1 egg = 1 chicken... Really? LOL0 -
u should never keep eggs in the open air for more than an hour, eggs need to b refridgerated at all times.0
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Your nutritionist is nuts lol or she smokes!
1 egg = 1 chicken... Really? LOL
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Well I'm getting ready to eat a lot of chickens tomorrow....gonna blow up like violet beauregarde \m/
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werd!Cadbury Creme Eggs0 -
wtf........:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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That is ridiculous every food out their has the calorie count on it, Duh count your calories eat in a deficient if you want eggs have eggs,0
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I only have my certificate in Degrees and Certificates. But I have a degree in Certification of Degrees and Certificates.
Also in Plant Psychology
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Y'all better be careful with this sorta klatsch... some talking head "expert" on CNN, or some members of Congress will fall for it and next week it'll be all about chicken/ egg control.... and speaking of eggs and chickens, which came first, by the way??? 4 university degrees and I've still not figured that out.....0
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That is ridiculous every food out their has the calorie count on it, Duh count your calories eat in a deficient if you want eggs have eggs,
Do you count them like sheep or apples?0 -
Does this mean easter eggs make you fat too?
I am certain Easter eggs don't count.
This is a joke thread, right??!!!!!
Happy Easter!0 -
DAMNNNNN...Hi guys
Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.
Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?
My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.
That means I've been eating between 3 and 6 whole chickens EVERY DAY THIS WEEK.
No wonder I only lost 5 pounds in the past 6 days.
You lost 5 pounds because typing in bold is extremely catabolic, your pupils dilate when you look at bold print, and the muscles that assist that burn more calories than any other muscle in your body
bwahahahahahahahahaha....Mutant, I love you.0 -
Very funny!0
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Hmmm, I fed a fair few million human beings to a hooker last night, she's going to have to Zumba like hell to work those off.0
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Hmmm, I fed a fair few million human beings to a hooker last night, she's going to have to Zumba like hell to work those off.
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DAMNNNNN...Hi guys
Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.
Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?
My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.
That means I've been eating between 3 and 6 whole chickens EVERY DAY THIS WEEK.
No wonder I only lost 5 pounds in the past 6 days.
You lost 5 pounds because typing in bold is extremely catabolic, your pupils dilate when you look at bold print, and the muscles that assist that burn more calories than any other muscle in your body
bwahahahahahahahahaha....Mutant, I love you.
It can't be helped really
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Hmmm, I fed a fair few million human beings to a hooker last night, she's going to have to Zumba like hell to work those off.
You sir, have earned yourself a high 5.0 -
That is ridiculous every food out their has the calorie count on it, Duh count your calories eat in a deficient if you want eggs have eggs,
Wow! This is both incredibly rude and also a little worrying!
I know people have their problems and some may see them as deficient or useless.
But I don't think the answer is to eat them.0 -
So if I were to drink cow semen that would make me fat because cow semen leads to making of a full cow, so I'd be eating a full cow
I am pretty sure you would have bigger problems than being fat if you were drinking cow semen.0 -
That is ridiculous every food out their has the calorie count on it, Duh count your calories eat in a deficient if you want eggs have eggs,
Wow! This is both incredibly rude and also a little worrying!
I know people have their problems and some may see them as deficient or useless.
But I don't think the answer is to eat them.
Problems are calorie dense. Quandries, however are negative calorie0 -
That is ridiculous every food out their has the calorie count on it, Duh count your calories eat in a deficient if you want eggs have eggs,
Wow! This is both incredibly rude and also a little worrying!
I know people have their problems and some may see them as deficient or useless.
But I don't think the answer is to eat them.
We are war torn and violent Americans.
We hunt and eat them for sport!0 -
I am pretty sure you would have bigger problems than being fat if you were drinking cow semen.
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Hi guys
Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.
Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?
My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.
P.S drink Shakeology
If this is true... why does your diary contain eggs for breakfast??
She's recovering from anorexia0
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