Eggs make you fat

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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Then I'm claiming that eating a seed is like eating a whole plant and eating escargo is like eating the whole fish.

    I think you mean caviar
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Troll


    and your point is.......

    At least she is a nice troll.
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
    So if I were to drink cow semen that would make me fat because cow semen leads to making of a full cow, so I'd be eating a full cow

    I am pretty sure you would have bigger problems than being fat if you were drinking cow semen.

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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    That’s not science that ridiculous. Eggs are very good for you if you don't overdo. Hi protein low calories. If a Dr. really told you that-- get a different one.

    Nice first post. SMH
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Semen is technically not an egg. Therefore, I think I'm still OK to eat semen.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Hi guys

    Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.

    Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
    So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?

    My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.


    P.S drink Shakeology

    well clearly that's why grains make you fat too. because if you plant a single grain in the ground, it grows into a huge plant, so if you eat like 200 or so grains at a sitting... you know think how many grains of rice you'd eat in one serving of curry and rice, or how many grains of wheat make up a loaf of bread.... well each of those grains is a whole entire plant....

    ALSO the DNA in every single cell contain the entire instructions to make a complete adult individual of that species, and everything we eat is a living thing made of cells, so it all contains DNA so it's like every cell we eat is like eating a whole entire adult animal, like if you eat a beef steak that's millions of cells so it's like eating millions of cows at one sitting............ no wonder there's an obesity epidemic...

    WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaagggghhhh!!!!! *runs around like headless chicken*

    If you think about it, the grains are arguably the worst. If each grain is the seed for a grass that can have hundreds of other grains produced, then that one grain will exponentiate to near infinite number of grains resulting in infinite calories. I think you may have stumbled upon perpetual energy production for humans. Unfortunately, we will al gain so much weight from the infinite calories that we will all explode.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    Semen is technically not an egg. Therefore, I think I'm still OK to eat semen.
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  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    Semen is technically not an egg. Therefore, I think I'm still OK to eat semen.

    As a nutritionist . . .

    I would tend to agree with this.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Semen is technically not an egg. Therefore, I think I'm still OK to eat semen.
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    This is very disturbing. I'm going to pretend I never saw it. Seriously, you DO NOT want women to be left with this image, do you? Think about it the long term ramifications!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Proof my work was stolen

    Seems legit!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    This person has stolen my intellectual property, these are my own unpublished findings. I WILL NOT play Tesla to your Edison, you scallywag!

    Poor Topsy.

    You monster

    faux logic dictates that he must be an eggite.
  • brit_ks_89
    brit_ks_89 Posts: 433 Member
    By the same token, women who swallow are man-eaters.

    I just snorted tea everywhere..



    me tooo!
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    eggzactly!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Looks legit to me.

    OP is hotter. I have to believe her science over yours. I am calling in handwriting experts.


    Yep They say this is forged.
  • amberlynnsinspired
    amberlynnsinspired Posts: 438 Member
    I'm sorry in advance but that is the BIGGEST load of crock I have EVER heard.
  • amberlynnsinspired
    amberlynnsinspired Posts: 438 Member
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    HAHAH. Flippin' love this!
  • UsernameStillLoading
    UsernameStillLoading Posts: 299 Member
    Does this mean easter eggs make you fat too?

    Noooo eat the Easter eggs, they didn`t come from a:glasses: chicken

    How fattening are rabbits?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Semen is technically not an egg. Therefore, I think I'm still OK to eat semen.

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  • UsernameStillLoading
    UsernameStillLoading Posts: 299 Member
    Hi guys

    Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.

    Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
    So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?

    My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.


    P.S drink Shakeology

    If this is true... why does your diary contain eggs for breakfast??
    Duck, something just flew over your head!!

    Speaking of ducks...are duck eggs a better substitute for chicken eggs? Or should I make the change to little unborn Nemos (fish eggs)?
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    Looks legit to me.

    OP is hotter. I have to believe her science over yours. I am calling in handwriting experts.


    Yep They say this is forged.

    The attractiveness of the scientist should always be the basis for the legitimacy of their claims. The world would be a better place
  • UsernameStillLoading
    UsernameStillLoading Posts: 299 Member
    OP you are wrong.
    Eggs make you fat if they are really YOUR eggs, and fertilized. Even then, it's temporary and should go away after about 9 months. For the most part.

    :drinker:
    This deserves a round of applause :laugh:
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Hi guys

    Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.

    Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
    So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?

    My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.


    P.S drink Shakeology

    If this is true... why does your diary contain eggs for breakfast??
    Duck, something just flew over your head!!

    Speaking of ducks...are duck eggs a better substitute for chicken eggs? Or should I make the change to little unborn Nemos (fish eggs)?

    Basically you should stop eating food all together. Food historically always contains calories. Try subsisting on illicit drugs and sweetener
  • UsernameStillLoading
    UsernameStillLoading Posts: 299 Member
    Then I'm claiming that eating a seed is like eating a whole plant and eating escargo is like eating the whole fish.

    That is very interesting. Would you like to write the foreword for my next journal? I sent it to Stephen Hawking for peer review and he said it could "barely be called pseudoscience"

    I think that means I am close to the truth

    DAMN! this chick is on FIRE!!! Marry me. I got a 401K and dental.

    Thanks for the offer but as you will read in my "predictive autobiography"
    'How I Solved The GFC, Got A Nobel Prize, Did It With Mila Kunis And Finished Bioshock Infinite In One Day' -I'm taken

    Amazon doesn't carry that book...I wonder if the local libraries have it. :glasses:
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Then I'm claiming that eating a seed is like eating a whole plant and eating escargo is like eating the whole fish.

    That is very interesting. Would you like to write the foreword for my next journal? I sent it to Stephen Hawking for peer review and he said it could "barely be called pseudoscience"

    I think that means I am close to the truth

    DAMN! this chick is on FIRE!!! Marry me. I got a 401K and dental.

    Thanks for the offer but as you will read in my "predictive autobiography"
    'How I Solved The GFC, Got A Nobel Prize, Did It With Mila Kunis And Finished Bioshock Infinite In One Day' -I'm taken

    Amazon doesn't carry that book...I wonder if the local libraries have it. :glasses:

    It's self published. We are working on the illustrated version
  • UsernameStillLoading
    UsernameStillLoading Posts: 299 Member
    Dr Seuss recommends Green Eggs and Ham.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Semen is technically not an egg. Therefore, I think I'm still OK to eat semen.

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  • UsernameStillLoading
    UsernameStillLoading Posts: 299 Member
    nyg3zb.jpg

    Looks legit to me.

    You know what? I can't fight that. Even I'm convinced I'm wrong now.

    Someone should copyright this before it gets stolen again
  • UsernameStillLoading
    UsernameStillLoading Posts: 299 Member
    Y'all better be careful with this sorta klatsch... some talking head "expert" on CNN, or some members of Congress will fall for it and next week it'll be all about chicken/ egg control.... and speaking of eggs and chickens, which came first, by the way??? 4 university degrees and I've still not figured that out.....

    The should find out! Otherwise, how would we know that pizza is actually a salad?
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    That is ridiculous every food out their has the calorie count on it, Duh count your calories eat in a deficient if you want eggs have eggs,

    Wow! This is both incredibly rude and also a little worrying!

    I know people have their problems and some may see them as deficient or useless.

    But I don't think the answer is to eat them.

    Are we talking "First World Problems" here? Cuz MFP seems to have a ton of those...I see them on every thread lately. :cry:
  • skinny1801
    skinny1801 Posts: 68 Member
    I guess I will be eating AIR for breakfast tomorrow.. mmm how tasty that will be :cry:

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