Eggs make you fat
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OMG. I've never heard anything so silly. This is a great topic for my next blog post. The caloric value of an egg versus a whole chicken... Do the math.
You mean I have to do maths? - I just want advice from people who have done a 6 week course. :sad:0 -
Ha Ha Ha, this is great - made my morning! :laugh:
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OMG. I've never heard anything so silly. This is a great topic for my next blog post. The caloric value of an egg versus a whole chicken... Do the math.
The chicken came before the egg therefor the chicken is zero calories. Well diet chicken that is... there's too many artificial cells in diet chicken though.
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Is this a real post? hahahahaha
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Totally true, ya know...
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only if the eggs are fertilised other wise there are no chickens in them.
How exactly do you get a chicken in an egg without cracking it?
Well, I know Americans can lag a little behind the rest of the world in reproductive biology, but -
when a Mummy and Daddy chicken love each other very much......0 -
only if the eggs are fertilised other wise there are no chickens in them.
How exactly do you get a chicken in an egg without cracking it?
Well, I know Americans can lag a little behind the rest of the world in reproductive biology, but -
when a Mummy and Daddy chicken love each other very much......
Oh oh oh I know!
The mommy bites the daddy's head off and implants the eggs in the stomach area through tentacles!0 -
Phew , thank goodness I only eat the egg whites ... I guess that's like eating the chicken's feathers.0
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:laugh:Ok guys I can't give you my sources because they are from an unpublished scientific journal but here is the cover
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an egg isn't a chicken...
its an unfertilised egg...
That makes it half of a chicken, right?0 -
Did you know that only eating whites doesn't make a difference?
I'm going to drop a little science here so don't be too intimidated, I took human biology in high school so I know what I'm talking about.
Eggs are "porous" which means they have holes in them, and absorb stuff from the environment.
The problem is that when you keep eggs in your kitchen they are exposed to 'air fats'
Air fats occur when you cook the fat out of things in the kitchen, like a steak. That fat you cook has to go somewhere right?
So it floats around in the air and if you leave eggs uncovered the air fats get inside and make your eggs like 20000 calories each!
That's why I cook everything outside on a hot rock, that way the air fats go into the ozone and make global warming happen
And this is precisely why one should always hold their breath while walking through the kitchen. And why I always let my thin partner do the cooking. I'm not going in there!!!:noway:0 -
Posting because I just wanted to be a part of the greatest thread of all time.
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This has to be an april fools joke.....0
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It was started 2 days ago, so you can rest assured it is no joke!This has to be an april fools joke.....0 -
Eggs make you fat
No. Eating too much makes you fat. I can eat ice cream, crema cheese, eggs, steak, cheese or any other food one might consider bad every day and still lose weight. It is about moderation.0 -
Eggs make you fat
No. Eating too much makes you fat. I can eat ice cream, crema cheese, eggs, steak, cheese or any other food one might consider bad every day and still lose weight. It is about moderation.
Thanks for this invaluable tip.0 -
If Easter eggs are laid by bunnies, then are Easter eggs like eating whole bunnies? Bunnies=fat because they do so much cardio they are like skinny fat. I don't want to be skinny fat. Should I make sure that my egg-laying bunnies do heavy lifting bro?0
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lolwhat?0
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Then I'm claiming that eating a seed is like eating a whole plant and eating escargo is like eating the whole fish.
Escargo are snails...I think you mean caviar.0 -
The amount of people unable to register sarcasm will never ever cease to amaze me.0
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Eggs make you fat
No. Eating too much makes you fat. I can eat ice cream, crema cheese, eggs, steak, cheese or any other food one might consider bad every day and still lose weight. It is about moderation.
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FILTHY LIAR!0 -
I only trust Dr Oz.
I only trust Dr. Kreiger
I know I do! :laugh:0 -
Of course eggs make you fat - did you ever see a slim chicken?0
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Hi guys
Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.
Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?
My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.
P.S drink Shakeology
And eating 12 Grapes is the same as Drinking a whole bottle of Wine!!:laugh:0 -
Ok - I never have this pic as my profile and I will remove it right after this comment. I must eat 6 chickens for breakfast a week!0
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This is the funniest thread if seen on this site!0
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So if I were to drink cow semen that would make me fat because cow semen leads to making of a full cow, so I'd be eating a full cow
The fact that you couldn't find a less revolting analogy, says a lot about you.0 -
This is the funniest thread if seen on this site!
Well, you're new. It gets better. :flowerforyou:0
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