Its Time to ASK THE WOLF

Lone_Wolf70

get all your questions answered in ways that will only make your life worse.

Begin.

MireyGal76

Is it possible to rule a kingdom long distance?

iulia_maddie

My day is pretty sucky already Wolf. How can you make it worse?

Lone_Wolf70

Is it possible to rule a kingdom long distance?

For a time, it worked for the Roman Empire...east and western capitals, but then all the orgies got in the way.

Lone_Wolf70

My day is pretty sucky already Wolf. How can you make it worse?

by singing you a song in the key of E.

MireyGal76

Is it possible to rule a kingdom long distance?

For a time, it worked for the Roman Empire...east and western capitals, but then all the orgies got in the way.

well... I suppose I could handle the downfall of a kingdom... but only if its a good orgy.

Lone_Wolf70

Is it possible to rule a kingdom long distance?

For a time, it worked for the Roman Empire...east and western capitals, but then all the orgies got in the way.

well... I suppose I could handle the downfall of a kingdom... but only if its a good orgy.

The only bad kind if when there are more sausages than pink tacos...oh wait is that a buffet?

krazyforyou

I never seem to have enough money. How can I increase my income without actually working???

MNA76

How high is up?

Lone_Wolf70

I never seem to have enough money. How can I increase my income without actually working???

Web cam girl? Mature section.

Scarlett_Belle

Tell me Wolf- I want to lose over 50lbs without exercising and eating nothing but butter- how can I accomplish this?

Lone_Wolf70

How high is up?

Ah, a Three Stooges fan or you just like asking the absurd? Its as higha s you can reach for the stars...dont limit yourself...your eyes are the windows to the soul...or...just roll a fattie and smoke it.

Lone_Wolf70

Tell me Wolf- I want to lose over 50lbs without exercising and eating nothing but butter- how can I accomplish this?

Well, this actually works, but you will only lose 49lbs, so you're kinda out of luck.

anaquay

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

imchicbad

I need to drop 12% more-body fat....how can I do that?

GymBeast2

Does my profile picture look good?

Lone_Wolf70

I need to drop 12% more-body fat....how can I do that?

dont exercise and just eat butter. (see above)

Also, breast reduction?

MNA76

How high is up?

Ah, a Three Stooges fan or you just like asking the absurd? Its as higha s you can reach for the stars...dont limit yourself...your eyes are the windows to the soul...or...just roll a fattie and smoke it.

This answer did not make my life worse (as promised). As a matter of fact, it gave me ideas for what to do with my day. Thank you, Easter Wolfy!

Lone_Wolf70

Does my profile picture look good?

yes, but your fridge looks a bit cluttered.

Lone_Wolf70

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

One 2x4..also, woodchuck, 217cals and 42G of protein.

NOTE: This is completely made up, do not eat a woodchuck...unless you live in Mississippi.

Lone_Wolf70

How high is up?

Ah, a Three Stooges fan or you just like asking the absurd? Its as higha s you can reach for the stars...dont limit yourself...your eyes are the windows to the soul...or...just roll a fattie and smoke it.

This answer did not make my life worse (as promised). As a matter of fact, it gave me ideas for what to do with my day. Thank you, Easter Wolfy!

if you dont think your family will think you odd when you're reciting cliches and high as a kite...then maybe it wont make you worse.

helyla

Hey Wolf... how fast is ludicrous speed?

quiksylver296

Do you have coffee? Because if I don't get more coffee, today can't get much worse :happy:

breeshabebe

Can I use toothpaste with aspartame without getting ill? Also, brush straight up and down, or in circular motions?

MNA76

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bigphatcat

Wolf,

I let out three hellacious farts and a particularly foul smelling turd and I ate far below my calories yesterday. Does this mean I am in starvation mode?

Haltermania

What is love? does it go like this "Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight. My motto's always been "when it's right, it's right", why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?

imchicbad

I need to drop 12% more-body fat....how can I do that?

dont exercise and just eat butter. (see above)

Also, breast reduction?

breast reduction to lose fat??...nah thats just water weight :smokin: . but thanks for the butter info...I knew paula dean was famous for a reason...she has lost alot of weight with all that butter. yout the best wolf

Lone_Wolf70

Hey Wolf... how fast is ludicrous speed?

Its just below super metabolic speed.

MizTerry

Are pop tarts better than struedels?
Oops, wrong forum.

Isn't walking better for the joints than running? Seriously, you could run into a drunk in one of those joints, ya know!

Lone_Wolf70

Do you have coffee? Because if I don't get more coffee, today can't get much worse :happy:

a sip of coffee has never passed these lips...so as promised...your day just got worse.