Its Time to ASK THE WOLF
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Can I use toothpaste with aspartame without getting ill? Also, brush straight up and down, or in circular motions?
No you can not, just last night i used aspartame to kill ants, so do you really want that in your mouth?
Also, brush both ways, but make sure you swallow all of the protein first.0 -
Wolf,
I let out three hellacious farts and a particularly foul smelling turd and I ate far below my calories yesterday. Does this mean I am in starvation mode?
No, but my advice is to NEVER fart in a sauna.0 -
What is love? does it go like this "Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight. My motto's always been "when it's right, it's right", why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
Love is described accurately in almost every Motley Crue song.0 -
Wolf,
I let out three hellacious farts and a particularly foul smelling turd and I ate far below my calories yesterday. Does this mean I am in starvation mode?
No, but my advice is to NEVER fart in a sauna.
LOL...i spit my coffee out...wolf you owe me dry cleaning lol0 -
Wolf,
I let out three hellacious farts and a particularly foul smelling turd and I ate far below my calories yesterday. Does this mean I am in starvation mode?
Same damn thing happened to me at work! They literally thought there was sewage backup. I'm a bit torn between self-pride at having produced such an epic event and embarrassment about announcing myself as the culprit for fear of being discovered.0 -
Are pop tarts better than struedels?
Oops, wrong forum.
Isn't walking better for the joints than running? Seriously, you could run into a drunk in one of those joints, ya know!
depends ont he pop tart...if its brown cinnamon, then streudals are better, but if its a smore pop tart, the pop tart wins.
The only thing good for joints is a roach clip and an airy room.0 -
Wolf,
I let out three hellacious farts and a particularly foul smelling turd and I ate far below my calories yesterday. Does this mean I am in starvation mode?
No, but my advice is to NEVER fart in a sauna.
LOL...i spit my coffee out...wolf you owe me dry cleaning lol
I aim to serve maam.0 -
Why is the thermometer in my car reading 29 degrees on April 2nd?
April Fools' was yesterday...0 -
Wolf,
I let out three hellacious farts and a particularly foul smelling turd and I ate far below my calories yesterday. Does this mean I am in starvation mode?
Same damn thing happened to me at work! They literally thought there was sewage backup. I'm a bit torn between self-pride at having produced such an epic event and embarrassment about announcing myself as the culprit for fear of being discovered.
Claim it with pride dude...I did0 -
aahhhh I was hoping this would happen today. I feel better now. :flowerforyou:0
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Why is the thermometer in my car reading 29 degrees on April 2nd?
April Fools' was yesterday...
Because your cold as ice, you're willing to sacrifice our love....you never take advice....(sorry I have this stuck in my head now)
someday you'll pay the price...I know....I've seen it before, it happens all the time
(Oooh-oooh) You're closing the door, you leave the world behind
You're digging for gold, yet throwing away
(Aaah-aaah) A fortune in feelings, but someday you'll pay
You're as cold as ice
You're willing to sacrifice our love
You want paradise
But someday you'll pay the price, I know0 -
aahhhh I was hoping this would happen today. I feel better now. :flowerforyou:
Thanks for the question!0 -
Wolf,
I was talking to this dude, from right down the street, he's on MFP, he has trained me, we were trying to make plans to you know...do it, the nasty..but he wanted to do it in his car...Yea,, No thanks..well he got mad I wouldn't, then he deleted me and wont answer my text, now he is talking shizz on our friends pages.. how should I handle this creep?0 -
Is it wrong to listen to 80s rock? Because I do...and I like it.0
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aahhhh I was hoping this would happen today. I feel better now. :flowerforyou:
Thanks for the question!
aahhhh I was hoping this would happen today. I feel better now?0 -
Dear Wolfie,
Why do "blow" and "suck" mean the same thing when referring to something crappy?0 -
aahhhh I was hoping this would happen today. I feel better now. :flowerforyou:
Thanks for the question!
aahhhh I was hoping this would happen today. I feel better now?
Thanks for the question?0 -
Wolf,
I was talking to this dude, from right down the street, he's on MFP, he has trained me, we were trying to make plans to you know...do it, the nasty..but he wanted to do it in his car...Yea,, No thanks..well he got mad I wouldn't, then he deleted me and wont answer my text, now he is talking shizz on our friends pages.. how should I handle this creep?
Depends on a very important piece of information....what kind of car?0 -
Why is the thermometer in my car reading 29 degrees on April 2nd?
April Fools' was yesterday...
Because your cold as ice, you're willing to sacrifice our love....you never take advice....(sorry I have this stuck in my head now)
someday you'll pay the price...I know....I've seen it before, it happens all the time
(Oooh-oooh) You're closing the door, you leave the world behind
You're digging for gold, yet throwing away
(Aaah-aaah) A fortune in feelings, but someday you'll pay
You're as cold as ice
You're willing to sacrifice our love
You want paradise
But someday you'll pay the price, I know
Now it's stuck in my head.
And yes, my fingers and toes are cold as ice...:grumble:0 -
Is it wrong to listen to 80s rock? Because I do...and I like it.
Why would it be wrong since the GREATEST BAND OF ALL TIME the MIGHTY VAN HALEN ruled the 80's. I know declare you my new friend.0 -
Dear Wolfy,
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.0 -
Dear Wolfie,
Why do "blow" and "suck" mean the same thing when referring to something crappy?
True story, when I was 11 (this is back in ancient times 1981-82) I would hear the older dudes talking about getting a "blow" with their GF's and I would think...why would someone want air blown on that place? Sooo odd....also, this is my way of stalling since I dont have a clever response.0 -
Dear Wolfy,
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
TO make sure the video recording equipment is working.0 -
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?0
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Wolf,
I was talking to this dude, from right down the street, he's on MFP, he has trained me, we were trying to make plans to you know...do it, the nasty..but he wanted to do it in his car...Yea,, No thanks..well he got mad I wouldn't, then he deleted me and wont answer my text, now he is talking shizz on our friends pages.. how should I handle this creep?
Depends on a very important piece of information....what kind of car?
A Benz... But Im still not down, so now what0 -
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
because you only need to use one hand with the bra, whereas you need to use multiple items for whats inside the panties.0 -
Wolf,
I was talking to this dude, from right down the street, he's on MFP, he has trained me, we were trying to make plans to you know...do it, the nasty..but he wanted to do it in his car...Yea,, No thanks..well he got mad I wouldn't, then he deleted me and wont answer my text, now he is talking shizz on our friends pages.. how should I handle this creep?
Depends on a very important piece of information....what kind of car?
A Benz... But Im still not down, so now what
Well, it is a Benz, its not like he could take you home, I mean his wife and kids might be a bit startled. That said, dude with a Benz should at least spring for a Super 8 or something.
That said, do what I do when ppl talk ish (and they do alot on here)....I just ignore it. What can ya do really?0 -
Do I need a different colour bikini set?0
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I would think most ladies need 8-10 bikinis or so have we been told by the model industrial complex.Do I need a different colour bikini set?0 -
Dear Wolfie,
Why do "blow" and "suck" mean the same thing when referring to something crappy?
True story, when I was 11 (this is back in ancient times 1981-82) I would hear the older dudes talking about getting a "blow" with their GF's and I would think...why would someone want air blown on that place? Sooo odd....also, this is my way of stalling since I dont have a clever response.
1. I think that's a valid topic to ponder at that age.
B. No clever response?? So not acceptable! I'm so disappointed... :sad:0
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