Its Time to ASK THE WOLF
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Wolf,
I was talking to this dude, from right down the street, he's on MFP, he has trained me, we were trying to make plans to you know...do it, the nasty..but he wanted to do it in his car...Yea,, No thanks..well he got mad I wouldn't, then he deleted me and wont answer my text, now he is talking shizz on our friends pages.. how should I handle this creep?
Depends on a very important piece of information....what kind of car?
A Benz... But Im still not down, so now what
Well, it is a Benz, its not like he could take you home, I mean his wife and kids might be a bit startled. That said, dude with a Benz should at least spring for a Super 8 or something.
That said, do what I do when ppl talk ish (and they do alot on here)....I just ignore it. What can ya do really?
I could go to our gym and tell every one he gave me an STD. How bout that..?0 -
Dear Wolfie,
Why do "blow" and "suck" mean the same thing when referring to something crappy?
True story, when I was 11 (this is back in ancient times 1981-82) I would hear the older dudes talking about getting a "blow" with their GF's and I would think...why would someone want air blown on that place? Sooo odd....also, this is my way of stalling since I dont have a clever response.
1. I think that's a valid topic to ponder at that age.
B. No clever response?? So not acceptable! I'm so disappointed... :sad:
WAIT< WAIT...are you saying its crappy because you have to do it? My word, thats so disappointing, deleted.0 -
Wolf,
I was talking to this dude, from right down the street, he's on MFP, he has trained me, we were trying to make plans to you know...do it, the nasty..but he wanted to do it in his car...Yea,, No thanks..well he got mad I wouldn't, then he deleted me and wont answer my text, now he is talking shizz on our friends pages.. how should I handle this creep?
Depends on a very important piece of information....what kind of car?
A Benz... But Im still not down, so now what
Well, it is a Benz, its not like he could take you home, I mean his wife and kids might be a bit startled. That said, dude with a Benz should at least spring for a Super 8 or something.
That said, do what I do when ppl talk ish (and they do alot on here)....I just ignore it. What can ya do really?
I could go to our gym and tell every one he gave me an STD. How bout that..?
You could, but would you want ppl knowing you had sex with the guy? THink it thru....APATHY is always the best revenge.0 -
Dear Wolfie,
Why do "blow" and "suck" mean the same thing when referring to something crappy?
True story, when I was 11 (this is back in ancient times 1981-82) I would hear the older dudes talking about getting a "blow" with their GF's and I would think...why would someone want air blown on that place? Sooo odd....also, this is my way of stalling since I dont have a clever response.
1. I think that's a valid topic to ponder at that age.
B. No clever response?? So not acceptable! I'm so disappointed... :sad:
WAIT< WAIT...are you saying its crappy because you have to do it? My word, thats so disappointing, deleted.
Ahhh...that would be a no. :devil:
Still avoiding the answer though. Well played, Wolf...well played....0 -
Wolf,
Do you ever have days where you feel more like Wile E. Coyote than a Wolf?0 -
Wolf,
I was talking to this dude, from right down the street, he's on MFP, he has trained me, we were trying to make plans to you know...do it, the nasty..but he wanted to do it in his car...Yea,, No thanks..well he got mad I wouldn't, then he deleted me and wont answer my text, now he is talking shizz on our friends pages.. how should I handle this creep?
Depends on a very important piece of information....what kind of car?
A Benz... But Im still not down, so now what
Well, it is a Benz, its not like he could take you home, I mean his wife and kids might be a bit startled. That said, dude with a Benz should at least spring for a Super 8 or something.
That said, do what I do when ppl talk ish (and they do alot on here)....I just ignore it. What can ya do really?
I could go to our gym and tell every one he gave me an STD. How bout that..?
You could, but would you want ppl knowing you had sex with the guy? THink it thru....APATHY is always the best revenge.
Yea, Plus I never actually got to " Do Him" If I did he'd fall in love and their wouldn't be any drama.
One last ? Should I persue this other guy I been attracted to?0 -
Am I allowed more than one Question?
Is there a Question limit?0 -
Wolf,
I was talking to this dude, from right down the street, he's on MFP, he has trained me, we were trying to make plans to you know...do it, the nasty..but he wanted to do it in his car...Yea,, No thanks..well he got mad I wouldn't, then he deleted me and wont answer my text, now he is talking shizz on our friends pages.. how should I handle this creep?
Depends on a very important piece of information....what kind of car?
A Benz... But Im still not down, so now what
Well, it is a Benz, its not like he could take you home, I mean his wife and kids might be a bit startled. That said, dude with a Benz should at least spring for a Super 8 or something.
That said, do what I do when ppl talk ish (and they do alot on here)....I just ignore it. What can ya do really?
I could go to our gym and tell every one he gave me an STD. How bout that..?
You could, but would you want ppl knowing you had sex with the guy? THink it thru....APATHY is always the best revenge.
Yea, Plus I never actually got to " Do Him" If I did he'd fall in love and their wouldn't be any drama.
One last ? Should I persue this other guy I been attracted to?
I think you should pursue the other guy as long as his wife doesnt mind.0 -
Wolf,
Do you ever have days where you feel more like Wile E. Coyote than a Wolf?
No, as I always catch what I hunt.0 -
Am I allowed more than one Question?
Is there a Question limit?
no limits maam.0 -
Okay, easier question this time!
If people feel "blue" when they are feeling down, what color does a Smurf feel?0 -
when did my manager join MFP? hes the only one who can (and does) make it worse.0
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Is it a bad thing that I love breakfast foods so much that I could eat them all day long? (calories permitting of course)0
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Wolf,
Do you ever have days where you feel more like Wile E. Coyote than a Wolf?
No, as I always catch what I hunt.
So I take it no retail therapy catalog shopping at ACME? Those rocket skis looked awfully cool!0 -
Wolf,
Do you ever have days where you feel more like Wile E. Coyote than a Wolf?
No, as I always catch what I hunt.
So I take it no retail therapy catalog shopping at ACME? Those rocket skis looked awfully cool!
Ironically, since I did grow up in Philly, I shopped at ACME all the time.0 -
when did my manager join MFP? hes the only one who can (and does) make it worse.
Please report to my office. Have you finished the TPS report yet?0 -
Dear Wolf,
Is free will an illusion that our minds cling to as a way of lending validity to its otherwise meaningless existence? Do we have any actual true agency or is the determinist correct in saying that all events that occur are simply reactions to events that have happened in the past. Since we are a part of the entire continuum of cause to effect how can we claim that we have any ability to transcend it?0 -
Is it a bad thing that I love breakfast foods so much that I could eat them all day long? (calories permitting of course)
Thats just wierd.0 -
Okay, easier question this time!
If people feel "blue" when they are feeling down, what color does a Smurf feel?
D@mn u....why were your questions easier when we werent friends? That said, when Smurfs feel down they just visit Smurfette at the Smurf Hotel for some crappy suck and blow.0 -
Wolf,
Do you ever have days where you feel more like Wile E. Coyote than a Wolf?
No, as I always catch what I hunt.
So I take it no retail therapy catalog shopping at ACME? Those rocket skis looked awfully cool!
Ironically, since I did grow up in Philly, I shopped at ACME all the time.
Funny, me too. Bryn Mawr, actually but spent loads of time in South Philly.0 -
Dear Wolf,
Is free will an illusion that our minds cling to as a way of lending validity to its otherwise meaningless existence? Do we have any actual true agency or is the determinist correct in saying that all events that occur are simply reactions to events that have happened in the past. Since we are a part of the entire continuum of cause to effect how can we claim that we have any ability to transcend it?
I think you make some grievous assumptions, first that we are all part of any continuum. The mind and soul are free to choose whichever path we want, as part of natural design. Feeling like it is a meaningful existence is just a way for those without morals to justify their behaviors and ultimately is a cop out.
Also, JIm Morrison is in Africa with BRuce Lee and Tupac.0 -
Okay, easier question this time!
If people feel "blue" when they are feeling down, what color does a Smurf feel?
D@mn u....why were your questions easier when we werent friends? That said, when Smurfs feel down they just visit Smurfette at the Smurf Hotel for some crappy suck and blow.
Because now you feel social pressure to impress me, of course.
Smurfette is the only female, so if the Smurfs think her suck and blow is crappy what have they been comparing it to??0 -
Okay, easier question this time!
If people feel "blue" when they are feeling down, what color does a Smurf feel?
D@mn u....why were your questions easier when we werent friends? That said, when Smurfs feel down they just visit Smurfette at the Smurf Hotel for some crappy suck and blow.
Because now you feel social pressure to impress me, of course.
Smurfette is the only female, so if the Smurfs think her suck and blow is crappy what have they been comparing it to??
You dont think Papa Smurf looks extremely pervy? Like pervy in the REALLY bad way.
Also, pressure makes diamonds...no that is not a proposal, KA POW! Im back baby!0 -
Is it a bad thing that I love breakfast foods so much that I could eat them all day long? (calories permitting of course)
Thats just wierd.
Would it be wrong for me to wish you had spelled weird right?0 -
Okay, easier question this time!
If people feel "blue" when they are feeling down, what color does a Smurf feel?
D@mn u....why were your questions easier when we werent friends? That said, when Smurfs feel down they just visit Smurfette at the Smurf Hotel for some crappy suck and blow.
Because now you feel social pressure to impress me, of course.
Smurfette is the only female, so if the Smurfs think her suck and blow is crappy what have they been comparing it to??
You dont think Papa Smurf looks extremely pervy? Like pervy in the REALLY bad way.
Also, pressure makes diamonds...no that is not a proposal, KA POW! Im back baby!
LOL! And this is why I love the Wolf! :drinker:0 -
Who was/is the best host on Family Feud?0
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Dear Wolf,
Is free will an illusion that our minds cling to as a way of lending validity to its otherwise meaningless existence? Do we have any actual true agency or is the determinist correct in saying that all events that occur are simply reactions to events that have happened in the past. Since we are a part of the entire continuum of cause to effect how can we claim that we have any ability to transcend it?
I think you make some grievous assumptions, first that we are all part of any continuum. The mind and soul are free to choose whichever path we want, as part of natural design. Feeling like it is a meaningful existence is just a way for those without morals to justify their behaviors and ultimately is a cop out.
Also, JIm Morrison is in Africa with BRuce Lee and Tupac.
So on the one hand I now know that I do have agency and my life has meaning! Thanks Mr. Wolf. Also as promised you made my life worse because as a person without morals you have stated that I no longer have any justification for my actions. I am delighted and dismayed by your words. I both appreciated and disdain you. You are a wise teacher and a spoiler of parties. I wish you all the best of luck in the world and that you will then be met with bad fortune.0 -
Okay, easier question this time!
If people feel "blue" when they are feeling down, what color does a Smurf feel?
D@mn u....why were your questions easier when we werent friends? That said, when Smurfs feel down they just visit Smurfette at the Smurf Hotel for some crappy suck and blow.
Because now you feel social pressure to impress me, of course.
Smurfette is the only female, so if the Smurfs think her suck and blow is crappy what have they been comparing it to??
You dont think Papa Smurf looks extremely pervy? Like pervy in the REALLY bad way.
Also, pressure makes diamonds...no that is not a proposal, KA POW! Im back baby!
You never answered her original question though, Wolf...avoidance yet again. I still don't know what color a Smurf feels when they are sad.
And I was so looking forward to the answer...
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Dear Wolf,
Is free will an illusion that our minds cling to as a way of lending validity to its otherwise meaningless existence? Do we have any actual true agency or is the determinist correct in saying that all events that occur are simply reactions to events that have happened in the past. Since we are a part of the entire continuum of cause to effect how can we claim that we have any ability to transcend it?
I think you make some grievous assumptions, first that we are all part of any continuum. The mind and soul are free to choose whichever path we want, as part of natural design. Feeling like it is a meaningful existence is just a way for those without morals to justify their behaviors and ultimately is a cop out.
Also, JIm Morrison is in Africa with BRuce Lee and Tupac.
So on the one hand I now know that I do have agency and my life has meaning! Thanks Mr. Wolf. Also as promised you made my life worse because as a person without morals you have stated that I no longer have any justification for my actions. I am delighted and dismayed by your words. I both appreciated and disdain you. You are a wise teacher and a spoiler of parties. I wish you all the best of luck in the world and that you will then be met with bad fortune.
When you can snatch the stone from my hand you will become master.0 -
Okay, easier question this time!
If people feel "blue" when they are feeling down, what color does a Smurf feel?
D@mn u....why were your questions easier when we werent friends? That said, when Smurfs feel down they just visit Smurfette at the Smurf Hotel for some crappy suck and blow.
Because now you feel social pressure to impress me, of course.
Smurfette is the only female, so if the Smurfs think her suck and blow is crappy what have they been comparing it to??
You dont think Papa Smurf looks extremely pervy? Like pervy in the REALLY bad way.
Also, pressure makes diamonds...no that is not a proposal, KA POW! Im back baby!
You never answered her original question though, Wolf...avoidance yet again. I still don't know what color a Smurf feels when they are sad.
And I was so looking forward to the answer...
its gdammn purple alright? lol0
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