The Naked Man
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Let's all look on the bright side for a moment to remember that 2 other people got lucky.
But yeah I may suggest amending the current roommate agreement to prohibit the naked man.
Let's just hope at the same time someone was not doing the naked man in prison0 -
Clearly your roommate has not studied HIMYM properly. If he had he'd have realized it's against the rules to apply the "naked man" to a roommate situation.
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It only works 2 out 3 times
I love you. Like really. Love.0 -
It only works 2 out 3 times
I love you. Like really. Love.
I'm willing to share my frozen greek yogurt with you0 -
You are stuck with the wuandry - Is his name Elmer Fudd ???Last night my newest roommate tried a sort of rendition of "The Naked Man".
I was sitting on my bed playing on my phone when I hear the door open and there he is, naked as the day he was born and *ahem* rather 'happy' about it, if you.know what I mean. My immediate reaction is to cover my eyes and repeatedly say omg. I ask what he thought he was doing and his reply was A simple "oh, is this not okay?"
He left once I asked him to leave but now I'm stuck with the wuandry of what the hell I should do now?
Confront him?
Ignore it?
Has anyone else attempted this/had this happen to you?
Is HIMYM poisoning our minds?
Sonuvabeeeeeeach.
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I feel bad for your roommate. It takes serious balls to put yourself out there like that. (pun intended.)
For serious though, just sit him down for the dreaded talk. Let him know its not cool and if he puts up any resistance or doesn't acknowledge that it was a little out of line, he probably needs to get steppin because you shouldn't have to live with someone who doesn't respect you.
Though you really can't blame a bro for tryin,
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Not gonna lie... the naked man would probably work on me. With the right guy though, ofcourse. haha.
Brb, gonna change into something "more comfortable" and "swing" by Jessi's house.
LOL I'm sure your naked man would be much more impressive ;-)0 -
It only works 2 out 3 times
I love you. Like really. Love.
I'm willing to share my frozen greek yogurt with you
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At least my roommate wears boxers and warns me if he's going to be walking to his room naked...0 -
He left once I asked him to leave but now I'm stuck with the wuandry of what the hell I should do now?
Hop on his happy?
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ROTHFL!! Seriously though, the point has been made by you to him. I doubt he would do it again, but if he does I would suggest threatening to scratch his eyes out with a blunt knife and circumcision with an axe if he doesn't move out.0
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Wow! No one has ever tried that on me before! Are you the only girl who lives in the place or is it possible that he was trying to hook someone else? Oh no! If there are 3 girls living there then he's going to hope it works on the other 2!0
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Just out of curiosity, why weren't you interested? I assume he made his intentions clear before pursuing the Naked Man...0
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He walked into your bedroom naked and with a boner and you're not sure what he meant by it? Really? :huh:0
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Creepy. Just...creepy. Get him out of there before you end up a rape victim. And YES you can blame a man for trying! Coming on to women naked with a boner is NOT EVER allowable unless you are lovers (or married).0
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Well he obviously was hoping for action, that was not a joke. Sex with roomate is always a bad idea. But if you want to then w/e
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Just out of curiosity, why weren't you interested? I assume he made his intentions clear before pursuing the Naked Man...
Nope. No intentions were ever ever ever ever made. Ever. By me or by him. Ever.
I wasn't interested because of the following:
A.) I am interested in someone else and am just not the type who can sleep with one while interested in another
B.) He is the ex of a friend of mine and that breaks the code
C.) He lives with me...
D.) Not even remotely attracted to him on any level.0 -
Two things..First and foremost, be careful. Second thing, his version of the story probably starts off something like "Dear Penthouse Forum...."0
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He walked into your bedroom naked and with a boner and you're not sure what he meant by it? Really? :huh:
What? No I knew exactly what he was doing, it just took me awhile to get the whole picture if you know what I mean. I was looking athis face and then realized he was naked.
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I like greek yogurtIt only works 2 out 3 times
I love you. Like really. Love.
I'm willing to share my frozen greek yogurt with you 0 -
Not gonna lie... the naked man would probably work on me. With the right guy though, ofcourse. haha.
Brb, gonna change into something "more comfortable" and "swing" by Jessi's house.
Yep... it would work with you.0 -
I fully expect the naked man from any man who lives with me. Actually, the requirements of displaying said "Naked Man" are written in the fine print of the roommate agreement. It's right next to the open bathroom door policy and the observed "shower water conservation practices".0
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I have this mental image of a guy prepping himself outside of your door after stripping down, trying to pep-talk himself (and 'himself', IYKWIM) and convincing his mind that was somehow a good idea. :noway:0
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Last night my newest roommate tried a sort of rendition of "The Naked Man".
I was sitting on my bed playing on my phone when I hear the door open and there he is, naked as the day he was born and *ahem* rather 'happy' about it, if you.know what I mean. My immediate reaction is to cover my eyes and repeatedly say omg. I ask what he thought he was doing and his reply was A simple "oh, is this not okay?"
He left once I asked him to leave but now I'm stuck with the wuandry of what the hell I should do now?
Confront him?
Ignore it?
Has anyone else attempted this/had this happen to you?
Is HIMYM poisoning our minds?
Sonuvabeeeeeeach.
Please tell me he said that as nonchalantly as it sounded in my head.0 -
if he was just naked I would say; maybe he just likes being naked.....there's nothing wrong with that.....you come by my house there is a chance you are going to see me naked.0
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I have this mental image of a guy prepping himself outside of your door after stripping down, trying to pep-talk himself (and 'himself', IYKWIM) and convincing his mind that was somehow a good idea. :noway:
And it wasn't a good idea, it was a great idea0 -
Since you aren't interested I would have laughed hysterically, pointing at his thing, until embarrassed and humiliated he left the room and is now contemplating how to face you ever again. Yes, I'm that mean mostly because he had no right to put you on the spot like that. If I was feeling nice I would just tell him not to ever do something like that again or I would cut it off.0
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I don't think sex was his intention if hes confident enough to walk around naked I doubt he would find it hard to get a girl when his confidents is that high. :smokin:0
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Last night my newest roommate tried a sort of rendition of "The Naked Man".
I was sitting on my bed playing on my phone when I hear the door open and there he is, naked as the day he was born and *ahem* rather 'happy' about it, if you.know what I mean. My immediate reaction is to cover my eyes and repeatedly say omg. I ask what he thought he was doing and his reply was A simple "oh, is this not okay?"
He left once I asked him to leave but now I'm stuck with the wuandry of what the hell I should do now?
Confront him?
Ignore it?
Has anyone else attempted this/had this happen to you?
Is HIMYM poisoning our minds?
Sonuvabeeeeeeach.
I'd say you should reevaluate your ability to choose roommates. He was the "naked man" type before he moved in so he'll continue to be so during and after aforementioned roommate situation.
The only reason he is a roommate is because he had nowhere to go when his girlfriend (mine and my roommate's friend) broke up.with him because he wouldn't have sex with her... The naked man was the last thing I was expecting from this guy. Lol. But no, you are right, legit crazy.
am i the only one who thinks its crazy he would attempt this bold move but refused to sleep with ex girl friend. hes crazy0 -
Last night my newest roommate tried a sort of rendition of "The Naked Man".
I was sitting on my bed playing on my phone when I hear the door open and there he is, naked as the day he was born and *ahem* rather 'happy' about it, if you.know what I mean. My immediate reaction is to cover my eyes and repeatedly say omg. I ask what he thought he was doing and his reply was A simple "oh, is this not okay?"
He left once I asked him to leave but now I'm stuck with the wuandry of what the hell I should do now?
Confront him?
Ignore it?
Has anyone else attempted this/had this happen to you?
Is HIMYM poisoning our minds?
Sonuvabeeeeeeach.
Please tell me he said that as nonchalantly as it sounded in my head.
Oh he did in fact. It would have been highly amusing had I not been mortified and awed by it all. Lol0 -
lol, I wouldve been so caught off guard.
I would mention it to him that you arent interested in him, if I were you.0
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