The Naked Man

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_Pseudonymous_
_Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
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Last night my newest roommate tried a sort of rendition of "The Naked Man".

I was sitting on my bed playing on my phone when I hear the door open and there he is, naked as the day he was born and *ahem* rather 'happy' about it, if you.know what I mean. My immediate reaction is to cover my eyes and repeatedly say omg. I ask what he thought he was doing and his reply was A simple "oh, is this not okay?"

He left once I asked him to leave but now I'm stuck with the wuandry of what the hell I should do now?

Confront him?

Ignore it?

Has anyone else attempted this/had this happen to you?

Is HIMYM poisoning our minds?

Sonuvabeeeeeeach.
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  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
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    Okay I'll put some clothes on next time...
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,141 Member
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    Ewww ultra creepy....tell him if he does anything like that again you'll kill him.
  • ScatteredThoughts
    ScatteredThoughts Posts: 3,562 Member
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    Tell him this is real life...


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  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
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    Okay I'll put some clothes on next time...

    Oh no, you can totally walk around in the buff, hun. But something that impressive needs an easy entrance, my dear.
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
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    It only works 2 out 3 times
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    i lost all train of thought at "the naked man" title.....
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
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    :laugh:
  • Jessi_Brooks
    Jessi_Brooks Posts: 759 Member
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    Not gonna lie... the naked man would probably work on me. With the right guy though, ofcourse. haha.
  • ladylass89
    ladylass89 Posts: 21
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    He clearly didn't do one of the following:

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  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
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    He probably should have gone with the Burt Reynolds
  • Jessi_Brooks
    Jessi_Brooks Posts: 759 Member
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    60% of the time, it works everytime.
  • JenniTheVeggie
    JenniTheVeggie Posts: 2,474 Member
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    "Has anyone else attempted this/had this happen to you?"

    No....:sad:
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
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    I have to be in a well lit room to do this or people just see eye balls
  • artex1024
    artex1024 Posts: 119 Member
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    I don't have a roommate, but I could see many of my male friends trying to pull that. If he meant it as a joke and you weren't too offended,ignore him. If it legitimately bothered you and/or scarred your retinas, then you need to let him know. Roommates have to have boundaries. All of my male friends know that one of my rules for hanging out is that they have to at least have pants on, and I prefer fully-clothed.
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
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    I have to be in a well lit room to do this or people just see eye balls

    BWHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    *deep breath*
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • Shizzman
    Shizzman Posts: 527 Member
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    As awkward as that might have been...this thread is hilarious!
  • jmc0806
    jmc0806 Posts: 1,444 Member
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    Haha sounds like he was hoping maybe something else would happen from this
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
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    As awkward as that might have been...this thread is hilarious!

    Don't get me wrong. I'm definitely laughing my butt off but at the same time trying to figure out what to do. Lol
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
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    Haha sounds like he was hoping maybe something else would happen from this

    That's the purpose of the naked man, it's a last ditch effort to get laid. I take all my life lessons from HIMYM
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
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    Not gonna lie... the naked man would probably work on me. With the right guy though, ofcourse. haha.

    Brb, gonna change into something "more comfortable" and "swing" by Jessi's house.

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