The Naked Man

_Pseudonymous_
_Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
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Last night my newest roommate tried a sort of rendition of "The Naked Man".

I was sitting on my bed playing on my phone when I hear the door open and there he is, naked as the day he was born and *ahem* rather 'happy' about it, if you.know what I mean. My immediate reaction is to cover my eyes and repeatedly say omg. I ask what he thought he was doing and his reply was A simple "oh, is this not okay?"

He left once I asked him to leave but now I'm stuck with the wuandry of what the hell I should do now?

Confront him?

Ignore it?

Has anyone else attempted this/had this happen to you?

Is HIMYM poisoning our minds?

Sonuvabeeeeeeach.
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  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Okay I'll put some clothes on next time...
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    Ewww ultra creepy....tell him if he does anything like that again you'll kill him.
  • ScatteredThoughts
    ScatteredThoughts Posts: 3,562 Member
    Tell him this is real life...


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  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
    Okay I'll put some clothes on next time...

    Oh no, you can totally walk around in the buff, hun. But something that impressive needs an easy entrance, my dear.
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    It only works 2 out 3 times
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    i lost all train of thought at "the naked man" title.....
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    :laugh:
  • Jessi_Brooks
    Jessi_Brooks Posts: 759 Member
    Not gonna lie... the naked man would probably work on me. With the right guy though, ofcourse. haha.
  • ladylass89
    ladylass89 Posts: 21
    He clearly didn't do one of the following:

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  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    He probably should have gone with the Burt Reynolds
  • Jessi_Brooks
    Jessi_Brooks Posts: 759 Member
    60% of the time, it works everytime.
  • JenniTheVeggie
    JenniTheVeggie Posts: 2,474 Member
    "Has anyone else attempted this/had this happen to you?"

    No....:sad:
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    I have to be in a well lit room to do this or people just see eye balls
  • artex1024
    artex1024 Posts: 119 Member
    I don't have a roommate, but I could see many of my male friends trying to pull that. If he meant it as a joke and you weren't too offended,ignore him. If it legitimately bothered you and/or scarred your retinas, then you need to let him know. Roommates have to have boundaries. All of my male friends know that one of my rules for hanging out is that they have to at least have pants on, and I prefer fully-clothed.
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
    I have to be in a well lit room to do this or people just see eye balls

    BWHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    *deep breath*
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • Shizzman
    Shizzman Posts: 527 Member
    As awkward as that might have been...this thread is hilarious!
  • jmc0806
    jmc0806 Posts: 1,444 Member
    Haha sounds like he was hoping maybe something else would happen from this
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
    As awkward as that might have been...this thread is hilarious!

    Don't get me wrong. I'm definitely laughing my butt off but at the same time trying to figure out what to do. Lol
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    Haha sounds like he was hoping maybe something else would happen from this

    That's the purpose of the naked man, it's a last ditch effort to get laid. I take all my life lessons from HIMYM
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    Not gonna lie... the naked man would probably work on me. With the right guy though, ofcourse. haha.

    Brb, gonna change into something "more comfortable" and "swing" by Jessi's house.
  • Shizzman
    Shizzman Posts: 527 Member
    As awkward as that might have been...this thread is hilarious!

    Don't get me wrong. I'm definitely laughing my butt off but at the same time trying to figure out what to do. Lol

    Well unless you're hoping for a successful attempt, I don't think the naked woman would be suggested or as Lilly also put it going with boobs.

    You could see about strategically placing furniture...
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    If you really want him to stop just shrug and say "I've seen bigger". :bigsmile:
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    Just so it's not awkward, I'd suggest returning the favor.
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    I think I'd expect it if my roommate were a dude. :tongue:
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    If you really want him to stop just shrug and say "I've seen bigger". :bigsmile:

    Maybe it was cold in there I mean those things happen
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    Just so it's not awkward, I'd suggest returning the favor.

    This, too
  • IIISpartacusIII
    IIISpartacusIII Posts: 252 Member
    Last night my newest roommate tried a sort of rendition of "The Naked Man".

    I was sitting on my bed playing on my phone when I hear the door open and there he is, naked as the day he was born and *ahem* rather 'happy' about it, if you.know what I mean. My immediate reaction is to cover my eyes and repeatedly say omg. I ask what he thought he was doing and his reply was A simple "oh, is this not okay?"

    He left once I asked him to leave but now I'm stuck with the wuandry of what the hell I should do now?

    Confront him?

    Ignore it?

    Has anyone else attempted this/had this happen to you?

    Is HIMYM poisoning our minds?

    Sonuvabeeeeeeach.

    I'd say you should reevaluate your ability to choose roommates. He was the "naked man" type before he moved in so he'll continue to be so during and after aforementioned roommate situation.
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
    Last night my newest roommate tried a sort of rendition of "The Naked Man".

    I was sitting on my bed playing on my phone when I hear the door open and there he is, naked as the day he was born and *ahem* rather 'happy' about it, if you.know what I mean. My immediate reaction is to cover my eyes and repeatedly say omg. I ask what he thought he was doing and his reply was A simple "oh, is this not okay?"

    He left once I asked him to leave but now I'm stuck with the wuandry of what the hell I should do now?

    Confront him?

    Ignore it?

    Has anyone else attempted this/had this happen to you?

    Is HIMYM poisoning our minds?

    Sonuvabeeeeeeach.

    I'd say you should reevaluate your ability to choose roommates. He was the "naked man" type before he moved in so he'll continue to be so during and after aforementioned roommate situation.

    The only reason he is a roommate is because he had nowhere to go when his girlfriend (mine and my roommate's friend) broke up.with him because he wouldn't have sex with her... The naked man was the last thing I was expecting from this guy. Lol. But no, you are right, legit crazy.
  • BigBrunette
    BigBrunette Posts: 1,543 Member
    I have to be in a well lit room to do this or people just see eye balls
    OMG HAHAHAHA
  • Erica_theRedhead
    Erica_theRedhead Posts: 724 Member
    Let's all look on the bright side for a moment to remember that 2 other people got lucky.

    But yeah I may suggest amending the current roommate agreement to prohibit the naked man.

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