The Naked Man
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Last night my newest roommate tried a sort of rendition of "The Naked Man".
I was sitting on my bed playing on my phone when I hear the door open and there he is, naked as the day he was born and *ahem* rather 'happy' about it, if you.know what I mean. My immediate reaction is to cover my eyes and repeatedly say omg. I ask what he thought he was doing and his reply was A simple "oh, is this not okay?"
He left once I asked him to leave but now I'm stuck with the wuandry of what the hell I should do now?
Confront him?
Ignore it?
Has anyone else attempted this/had this happen to you?
Is HIMYM poisoning our minds?
Sonuvabeeeeeeach.
I was sitting on my bed playing on my phone when I hear the door open and there he is, naked as the day he was born and *ahem* rather 'happy' about it, if you.know what I mean. My immediate reaction is to cover my eyes and repeatedly say omg. I ask what he thought he was doing and his reply was A simple "oh, is this not okay?"
He left once I asked him to leave but now I'm stuck with the wuandry of what the hell I should do now?
Confront him?
Ignore it?
Has anyone else attempted this/had this happen to you?
Is HIMYM poisoning our minds?
Sonuvabeeeeeeach.
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Okay I'll put some clothes on next time...0
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Ewww ultra creepy....tell him if he does anything like that again you'll kill him.0
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Tell him this is real life...
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Okay I'll put some clothes on next time...
Oh no, you can totally walk around in the buff, hun. But something that impressive needs an easy entrance, my dear.0 -
It only works 2 out 3 times0
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i lost all train of thought at "the naked man" title.....0
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:laugh:0
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Not gonna lie... the naked man would probably work on me. With the right guy though, ofcourse. haha.0
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He clearly didn't do one of the following:
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He probably should have gone with the Burt Reynolds0
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60% of the time, it works everytime.0
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"Has anyone else attempted this/had this happen to you?"
No....:sad:0 -
I have to be in a well lit room to do this or people just see eye balls0
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I don't have a roommate, but I could see many of my male friends trying to pull that. If he meant it as a joke and you weren't too offended,ignore him. If it legitimately bothered you and/or scarred your retinas, then you need to let him know. Roommates have to have boundaries. All of my male friends know that one of my rules for hanging out is that they have to at least have pants on, and I prefer fully-clothed.0
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I have to be in a well lit room to do this or people just see eye balls
BWHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*deep breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA0 -
As awkward as that might have been...this thread is hilarious!0
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Haha sounds like he was hoping maybe something else would happen from this0
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As awkward as that might have been...this thread is hilarious!
Don't get me wrong. I'm definitely laughing my butt off but at the same time trying to figure out what to do. Lol0 -
Haha sounds like he was hoping maybe something else would happen from this
That's the purpose of the naked man, it's a last ditch effort to get laid. I take all my life lessons from HIMYM0 -
Not gonna lie... the naked man would probably work on me. With the right guy though, ofcourse. haha.
Brb, gonna change into something "more comfortable" and "swing" by Jessi's house.0 -
As awkward as that might have been...this thread is hilarious!
Don't get me wrong. I'm definitely laughing my butt off but at the same time trying to figure out what to do. Lol
Well unless you're hoping for a successful attempt, I don't think the naked woman would be suggested or as Lilly also put it going with boobs.
You could see about strategically placing furniture...0 -
If you really want him to stop just shrug and say "I've seen bigger". :bigsmile:0
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Just so it's not awkward, I'd suggest returning the favor.0
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I think I'd expect it if my roommate were a dude.
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If you really want him to stop just shrug and say "I've seen bigger". :bigsmile:
Maybe it was cold in there I mean those things happen0 -
Just so it's not awkward, I'd suggest returning the favor.
This, too0 -
Last night my newest roommate tried a sort of rendition of "The Naked Man".
I was sitting on my bed playing on my phone when I hear the door open and there he is, naked as the day he was born and *ahem* rather 'happy' about it, if you.know what I mean. My immediate reaction is to cover my eyes and repeatedly say omg. I ask what he thought he was doing and his reply was A simple "oh, is this not okay?"
He left once I asked him to leave but now I'm stuck with the wuandry of what the hell I should do now?
Confront him?
Ignore it?
Has anyone else attempted this/had this happen to you?
Is HIMYM poisoning our minds?
Sonuvabeeeeeeach.
I'd say you should reevaluate your ability to choose roommates. He was the "naked man" type before he moved in so he'll continue to be so during and after aforementioned roommate situation.0 -
Last night my newest roommate tried a sort of rendition of "The Naked Man".
I was sitting on my bed playing on my phone when I hear the door open and there he is, naked as the day he was born and *ahem* rather 'happy' about it, if you.know what I mean. My immediate reaction is to cover my eyes and repeatedly say omg. I ask what he thought he was doing and his reply was A simple "oh, is this not okay?"
He left once I asked him to leave but now I'm stuck with the wuandry of what the hell I should do now?
Confront him?
Ignore it?
Has anyone else attempted this/had this happen to you?
Is HIMYM poisoning our minds?
Sonuvabeeeeeeach.
I'd say you should reevaluate your ability to choose roommates. He was the "naked man" type before he moved in so he'll continue to be so during and after aforementioned roommate situation.
The only reason he is a roommate is because he had nowhere to go when his girlfriend (mine and my roommate's friend) broke up.with him because he wouldn't have sex with her... The naked man was the last thing I was expecting from this guy. Lol. But no, you are right, legit crazy.0 -
OMG HAHAHAHAI have to be in a well lit room to do this or people just see eye balls0 -
Let's all look on the bright side for a moment to remember that 2 other people got lucky.
But yeah I may suggest amending the current roommate agreement to prohibit the naked man.0
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