things your mfp friends might be surprised to know about you

katy_trail
katy_trail Posts: 1,992 Member
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I sound like an 8 year old on the phone, or I did, it's probably slightly better now i'm slightly older.
This lead to some funny conversations when I was (very briefly) a telemarketer at 18.
The funniest, and obviously most difficult sales pitch we had, to sell a phone.
Yes over the phone. My favorite rebuttal to my sales script was a guy that claimed he
already had that phone, the exact same model and everything.

What about you?
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  • gerard54
    gerard54 Posts: 1,107 Member
    I'm a phone sex operator...
  • EvilDollee
    EvilDollee Posts: 386 Member
    I'm a dominatrix.
  • Jessi_Brooks
    Jessi_Brooks Posts: 759 Member
    Yeee.. I like where this is going!
  • HardDon
    HardDon Posts: 204
    I'm a peanut farmer in the day and pole dancer at night
  • gerard54
    gerard54 Posts: 1,107 Member
    Sorry Katy if u got this thread off on the wring foot haha...
  • tcoupe27
    tcoupe27 Posts: 199
    I wear boxer breifs
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    i go commando 99% of the time.
  • katy_trail
    katy_trail Posts: 1,992 Member
    Sorry Katy if u got this thread off on the wring foot haha...

    well mine is actually true, but it's funny anyway ha ha
  • Tennolina
    Tennolina Posts: 2,413
    I wear boxer breifs

    ME TOO!!!:wink:
  • CarolinaGirlinVA
    CarolinaGirlinVA Posts: 1,508 Member
    I have a hearing impairment. Not even an issue online lol ;)
  • charlesnapolitano
    charlesnapolitano Posts: 302 Member
    they call me horse
  • CarolinaGirlinVA
    CarolinaGirlinVA Posts: 1,508 Member
    I wear boxer breifs

    ME TOO!!!:wink:

    I just saw boxer briefs for women the other day!
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    I have identified where 95% of them live from their pic backgrounds and picture enhancing software. I have seen 95% of them in flesh although they dont know it.
  • TygerTwoTails
    TygerTwoTails Posts: 108 Member
    lol I did cigarette surveys over the phone, you know calling people at dinner time and asking them how much they enjoy smoking...I also did credit card applications and credit card surveys.
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    I've met Ray Lewis, Ed Reed, knew Johnny Unitas still friends with his son Chad, My cousin played for Charlotte Hornets I've been on the field of Fenway where I met Ken Griffey Jr, Met Joe Pa before the whole scandal thing that took kinda of shine off it say with Roger Clemens before steroids. One day I plan to do open mic stand up very soon
  • deadmittens
    deadmittens Posts: 536 Member
    Hmm... Sometimes I don't log candy and still pretend that I've made it under my calorie goal :ohwell:


    Also, I'm terribly shy in real life (Unless I'm at work... because my job is talking to people).
  • Clement1ne
    Clement1ne Posts: 82
    > My Mother is a breast cancer survivor
    > When I was younger I wanted to be a stripper. lol.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    I was a Hooters girl for a month.


    But I overshare, they may know that.
  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
    my name is really Tucker
  • LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo
    LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo Posts: 3,634 Member
    I'm 100% masculine hiding in a 50% female body

    And I hate bacon
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    i go commando 99% of the time.

    I'm at 1% more than you.
  • gaylynn35
    gaylynn35 Posts: 854 Member
    I smoke!
  • Tennolina
    Tennolina Posts: 2,413
    I have identified where 95% of them live from their pic backgrounds and picture enhancing software. I have seen 95% of them in flesh although they dont know it.

    (waving at you!)
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    I was a Hooters girl for a month.


    But I overshare, they may know that.

    As long as you still have the outfit!


    My deep dark secret? .... I have a girlfriend :bigsmile:
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
    I was once a paranormal investigator.
    I was a teen mother.
    I graduated college with a BA when I was 33 years old.
  • drgmac
    drgmac Posts: 716 Member
    I'm the Hooters den mother.
  • LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo
    LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo Posts: 3,634 Member
    I'm a phone sex operator...
    Ohh me too but I did it with both men & women (I'm not a bi though)
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I don't think anything about me would surprise them.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    I sound like an 8 year old on the phone, or I did, it's probably slightly better now i'm slightly older.
    This lead to some funny conversations when I was (very briefly) a telemarketer at 18.
    The funniest, and obviously most difficult sales pitch we had, to sell a phone.
    Yes over the phone. My favorite rebuttal to my sales script was a guy that claimed he
    already had that phone, the exact same model and everything.

    What about you?

    This is me also. When I answer the phone they ask to speak to my mom. One time they didn't believe me that I wasn't a kid.
  • 37434958
    37434958 Posts: 457 Member
    That I never had bacon before, :)

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