things your mfp friends might be surprised to know about you

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  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
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    i go commando 99% of the time.

    I'm at 1% more than you.
  • gaylynn35
    gaylynn35 Posts: 854 Member
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    I smoke!
  • Tennolina
    Tennolina Posts: 2,413
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    I have identified where 95% of them live from their pic backgrounds and picture enhancing software. I have seen 95% of them in flesh although they dont know it.

    (waving at you!)
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
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    I was a Hooters girl for a month.


    But I overshare, they may know that.

    As long as you still have the outfit!


    My deep dark secret? .... I have a girlfriend :bigsmile:
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
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    I was once a paranormal investigator.
    I was a teen mother.
    I graduated college with a BA when I was 33 years old.
  • drgmac
    drgmac Posts: 716 Member
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    I'm the Hooters den mother.
  • LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo
    LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo Posts: 3,634 Member
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    I'm a phone sex operator...
    Ohh me too but I did it with both men & women (I'm not a bi though)
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    I don't think anything about me would surprise them.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
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    I sound like an 8 year old on the phone, or I did, it's probably slightly better now i'm slightly older.
    This lead to some funny conversations when I was (very briefly) a telemarketer at 18.
    The funniest, and obviously most difficult sales pitch we had, to sell a phone.
    Yes over the phone. My favorite rebuttal to my sales script was a guy that claimed he
    already had that phone, the exact same model and everything.

    What about you?

    This is me also. When I answer the phone they ask to speak to my mom. One time they didn't believe me that I wasn't a kid.
  • 37434958
    37434958 Posts: 457 Member
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    That I never had bacon before, :)
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    I have a lisp when I feel awkward. I am an introvert and horrible at small talk, so phone conversations with people who aren't chatty often don't go well.
  • kschoono
    kschoono Posts: 344 Member
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    I have a hearing impairment. Not even an issue online lol ;)

    CarolinaGirli , I was also born w/ a hearing loss. My hearing got worse over time, so now I have two cochlear implants that have help me hear much better. I would like to keep in touch with you. Please add me as a friend. :)
  • sally_jeffswife
    sally_jeffswife Posts: 766 Member
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    I used to be a Stripper for 10 plus years...no actually I stripped plastic off of clothing we unloaded off of semi trucks and also security tagged it when I used to work receiving at Herbergers my former job,worked there till I got married then my hubby and I just made enough to not qualify for daycare assistance anymore so no longer work there. And they used to call taking plastic off the clothing stripping. I do pastel drawing mostly portraits.I sing not professionally but for church and some local events. I have 3 kids aged 15,10,and 5. I love to cook the more gourmet the better thats a blessing and a downfall sometimes.
  • charlesnapolitano
    charlesnapolitano Posts: 302 Member
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    i touch myself alot
  • RenCara
    RenCara Posts: 300 Member
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    When I scrub my face with twice a day, I stretch by putting my leg up in the doorway and switch as the Clarisonic changes.
  • zophiel67
    zophiel67 Posts: 181
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    I've been bitten by a lion.
  • clydethecat
    clydethecat Posts: 1,094 Member
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    i write stories about bdsm and other exotic stuff, and then i voice them. i used to do phone sex but that got old.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    i go commando 99% of the time.

    I'm at 1% more than you.

    sexy!!!!
  • rosebarnalice
    rosebarnalice Posts: 3,488 Member
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    Sometimes I choose the word I'm going to play in "Words with Friends" not on how many points it will make me, but how obscure and nerdy the word is.
  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member
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    I write exotic stories for fun and submit them on a website and I'm really, really good at it :smokin:

    I am allergic to caterpillars.

    I cannot say the word "episcopal".

    I have obsessive-compulsive disorder (and not in an "omg I'm so ocd!" way, I've actually been diagnosed and take pills for it. :grumble:)

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