things your mfp friends might be surprised to know about you

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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I have a lisp when I feel awkward. I am an introvert and horrible at small talk, so phone conversations with people who aren't chatty often don't go well.
  • kschoono
    kschoono Posts: 344 Member
    I have a hearing impairment. Not even an issue online lol ;)

    CarolinaGirli , I was also born w/ a hearing loss. My hearing got worse over time, so now I have two cochlear implants that have help me hear much better. I would like to keep in touch with you. Please add me as a friend. :)
  • sally_jeffswife
    sally_jeffswife Posts: 766 Member
    I used to be a Stripper for 10 plus years...no actually I stripped plastic off of clothing we unloaded off of semi trucks and also security tagged it when I used to work receiving at Herbergers my former job,worked there till I got married then my hubby and I just made enough to not qualify for daycare assistance anymore so no longer work there. And they used to call taking plastic off the clothing stripping. I do pastel drawing mostly portraits.I sing not professionally but for church and some local events. I have 3 kids aged 15,10,and 5. I love to cook the more gourmet the better thats a blessing and a downfall sometimes.
  • charlesnapolitano
    charlesnapolitano Posts: 302 Member
    i touch myself alot
  • RenCara
    RenCara Posts: 300 Member
    When I scrub my face with twice a day, I stretch by putting my leg up in the doorway and switch as the Clarisonic changes.
  • zophiel67
    zophiel67 Posts: 181
    I've been bitten by a lion.
  • clydethecat
    clydethecat Posts: 1,087 Member
    i write stories about bdsm and other exotic stuff, and then i voice them. i used to do phone sex but that got old.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    i go commando 99% of the time.

    I'm at 1% more than you.

    sexy!!!!
  • rosebarnalice
    rosebarnalice Posts: 3,488 Member
    Sometimes I choose the word I'm going to play in "Words with Friends" not on how many points it will make me, but how obscure and nerdy the word is.
  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member
    I write exotic stories for fun and submit them on a website and I'm really, really good at it :smokin:

    I am allergic to caterpillars.

    I cannot say the word "episcopal".

    I have obsessive-compulsive disorder (and not in an "omg I'm so ocd!" way, I've actually been diagnosed and take pills for it. :grumble:)
  • weese17
    weese17 Posts: 236 Member
    I almost never rinse my produce.


    *SCANDAL!*
  • CaffeinatedGlitter
    CaffeinatedGlitter Posts: 201 Member
    I was homeschooled and the eldest child of 12, no adoptions/multiple birth/yours-mine-ours.... not catholic or mormon either hahaha we had a short bus as our family vehicle not even kidding!
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    I'm a phone sex operator...
    Ohh me too but I did it with both men & women (I'm not a bi though)


    ^^ me three! Though I only do it part time.
  • messy_Missy16
    messy_Missy16 Posts: 349 Member
    i'm allergic to moths,
    i lovee weddings (like obsessed)
  • messy_Missy16
    messy_Missy16 Posts: 349 Member
    I'm a phone sex operator...
    Ohh me too but I did it with both men & women (I'm not a bi though)


    ^^ me three! Though I only do it part time.

    I've always wanted to do it, like how do you join or start working @ 1?
  • messy_Missy16
    messy_Missy16 Posts: 349 Member
    i touch myself alot
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    wow!! shocker!!
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    I still snuggle this guy to sleep EVERY night even though he just turned 7. I am not sure which one of us needs it more! :heart:
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    I'm Batman.

    Oh...wait...they know that.
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    I was homeschooled and the eldest child of 12, no adoptions/multiple birth/yours-mine-ours.... not catholic or mormon either hahaha we had a short bus as our family vehicle not even kidding!

    Dammit, you stole mine.

    Except I'm the oldest of nine.
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    I thought Chuck Norris how to roundhouse kick
  • BigBrunette
    BigBrunette Posts: 1,543 Member
    My favorite bands are Tool, Soundgarden and Rage Against the Machine.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    The only person I've ever fallen in love with is a woman.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I used to write erotica for websites.
  • Penny_Lane_
    Penny_Lane_ Posts: 163
    I got my first job when I was 26. Still working at the same place right now.
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    My favorite bands are Tool, Soundgarden and Rage Against the Machine.

    All solid bands you a fan of Perfect Circle?
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    That I'm really a fat, balding, 50 year old white dude.
  • tuckerrj
    tuckerrj Posts: 1,453 Member
    I married the only woman I ever dated. 32 years later, it was still a good idea!
  • zophiel67
    zophiel67 Posts: 181
    Sometimes I choose the word I'm going to play in "Words with Friends" not on how many points it will make me, but how obscure and nerdy the word is.

    I want to play with you. I do the same thing. I get majorly disappointed when I have this AWESOME word that gets me NO points.
  • jus_in_bello
    jus_in_bello Posts: 326 Member
    I was once a paranormal investigator.

    I am friends with ^ her because of this. Seriously, it may have been the first message I sent to anyone on MFP and we've been friends ever since.
  • tbresina
    tbresina Posts: 558 Member
    I went to Jr high with Mario Lopez and he was a nerd ha ha, scrawny and super tightly curly hair-

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