20 years from now on MFP

jbutterflye
jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
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We're still here, logging in, counting calories, picking up and putting down heavy things.... what are we still chatting about after all these years?
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  • kimosabe1
    kimosabe1 Posts: 2,467 Member
    hot guys and sex! lol... at least I tried!
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    > Michelle Obama's scandalous tricep implants.
    > The miraculous weight-loss secret of hot-dog skin extract.
    > Can't fit 1,200 calories in my belly!
    > Doing cardio will make me bulky.
    > Kick, Kiss, Lick, Nibble, Shake Hands, Tip of the Hat, Tip of the *****, or Date
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Bang, lick, scratch...Part 3475924
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
    Not losing weight on 1,200 calories.
    The difference between "lose" and "loose".
  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member
    Calories in vs calories out.

    Eating more or less than 1200 cals.

    Lose vs loose.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    > the new moderator algorithms are unfair!
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    Well without MFP we would only have 15 more years.
  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member
    Hot or not - part 753,000
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    > Offtopic - I think my boyfriend is cheating on me with a Gynoid?
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
    Moon peaches: The super food of ALL super foods!
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    ” Ever since I got my new hoverboard, I barely have to move ... but adding little things like toe wiggles and pinkie raises has really helped! 5lbs down, 660 to go...! I just don't want to get bulky LOL!!!!”
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    > Offtopic - I think my boyfriend is cheating on me with a Gynoid?

    Is that like a gay Android?
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    > Offtopic - I think my boyfriend is cheating on me with a Gynoid?

    Is that like a gay Android?

    Holy **** are you kidding me they don't have wikipedia in 2023?! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynoid

    Sorry. I'm a really big nerd.
  • Smoothtacular
    Smoothtacular Posts: 38 Member
    Soylent green smoothie recipes
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
    > The miraculous weight-loss secret of hot-dog skin extract.

    So yeah... kinda threw up in my mouth a little bit with that one. Lol
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    Soylent green smoothie recipes

    ^ dude, brilliant.


    > Help! Gained a ton of weight on a Soma holiday!
    > Being sabotaged by Big Brother...
    > How many calories burned cycling to recharge the battery?
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    > Offtopic - I think my boyfriend is cheating on me with a Gynoid?

    Is that like a gay Android?

    Holy **** are you kidding me they don't have wikipedia in 2023?! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynoid

    Sorry. I'm a really big nerd.

    Heh...what do ya know, learn something new everyday!
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Stomach gaps, surely in 20 years a thigh gap won't be enough, a hole straight through the torso where the stomach would be will be all the rage...
  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member
    I think my AnthroPC is trying to sabotage me???
  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
    I think ill still be wondering who I would bang, date, or pass

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