20 years from now on MFP

jbutterflye
jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
in Chit-Chat
We're still here, logging in, counting calories, picking up and putting down heavy things.... what are we still chatting about after all these years?
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  • kimosabe1
    kimosabe1 Posts: 2,467 Member
    hot guys and sex! lol... at least I tried!
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    > Michelle Obama's scandalous tricep implants.
    > The miraculous weight-loss secret of hot-dog skin extract.
    > Can't fit 1,200 calories in my belly!
    > Doing cardio will make me bulky.
    > Kick, Kiss, Lick, Nibble, Shake Hands, Tip of the Hat, Tip of the *****, or Date
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Bang, lick, scratch...Part 3475924
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
    Not losing weight on 1,200 calories.
    The difference between "lose" and "loose".
  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member
    Calories in vs calories out.

    Eating more or less than 1200 cals.

    Lose vs loose.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    > the new moderator algorithms are unfair!
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    Well without MFP we would only have 15 more years.
  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member
    Hot or not - part 753,000
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    > Offtopic - I think my boyfriend is cheating on me with a Gynoid?
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
    Moon peaches: The super food of ALL super foods!
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    ” Ever since I got my new hoverboard, I barely have to move ... but adding little things like toe wiggles and pinkie raises has really helped! 5lbs down, 660 to go...! I just don't want to get bulky LOL!!!!”
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    > Offtopic - I think my boyfriend is cheating on me with a Gynoid?

    Is that like a gay Android?
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    > Offtopic - I think my boyfriend is cheating on me with a Gynoid?

    Is that like a gay Android?

    Holy **** are you kidding me they don't have wikipedia in 2023?! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynoid

    Sorry. I'm a really big nerd.
  • Smoothtacular
    Smoothtacular Posts: 38 Member
    Soylent green smoothie recipes
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
    > The miraculous weight-loss secret of hot-dog skin extract.

    So yeah... kinda threw up in my mouth a little bit with that one. Lol
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    Soylent green smoothie recipes

    ^ dude, brilliant.


    > Help! Gained a ton of weight on a Soma holiday!
    > Being sabotaged by Big Brother...
    > How many calories burned cycling to recharge the battery?
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    > Offtopic - I think my boyfriend is cheating on me with a Gynoid?

    Is that like a gay Android?

    Holy **** are you kidding me they don't have wikipedia in 2023?! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynoid

    Sorry. I'm a really big nerd.

    Heh...what do ya know, learn something new everyday!
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Stomach gaps, surely in 20 years a thigh gap won't be enough, a hole straight through the torso where the stomach would be will be all the rage...
  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member
    I think my AnthroPC is trying to sabotage me???
  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
    I think ill still be wondering who I would bang, date, or pass
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    Zero gravity workouts make my boobs perky!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    We're still here, logging in, counting calories, picking up and putting down heavy things.... what are we still chatting about after all these years?

    Why are people so mean?
    IIFYM vs. Paleo vs. Whatever the new fad of the year is
    DO you even lift?
    What is going on with my TOM?
    Bang, date, marry.
    First word about person above you.
    Everyone is trying to sabotage me
    I'm not responsible for my own life, everyone else screws it up.
    Thigh gaps.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Microchips that instantly calculate calories consumed and burned, plus figure body fat percentages, implanted under our skin, & automatically uploaded to MFP.
  • lachesissss
    lachesissss Posts: 1,298 Member
    That's if Skynet hasn't completely eradicated us.
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    President Bieber should probably put the shirt back on.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    President Bieber should probably put the shirt back on.

    Oh hell no!
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    > If you couldn't travel back in time, what would you do differently in the present?
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    I upped my diet to 1600 calorie pill from 1200 calorie pill, but I cant lose weight.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    > New member from Zerblick-10. How many calories in drywall?
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    Is your *kitten* really that big or are you approaching the speed of light honey?

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