20 years from now on MFP

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  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    ” Ever since I got my new hoverboard, I barely have to move ... but adding little things like toe wiggles and pinkie raises has really helped! 5lbs down, 660 to go...! I just don't want to get bulky LOL!!!!”

    LMAO :drinker:
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member


    My dream come true would be teleportation.

    WORD!!! God, how much time I could save if I didn't have to sit in traffic every day.
  • Granville_Cocteau
    Granville_Cocteau Posts: 209 Member
    High-Carb Cleanse Diet
    Where Can I Get More Sodium?
    Fat Gene Therapy: Have You Tried It?
    I'm Eating 8g Protein Per Lb. Of Body Mass and Drinking Five Gallons of Water and Not Losing!
    Do Melting Ice Caps Count as Water?
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  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    "How many calories does a colonoscopy burn? Can you consider it a cleanse?"
  • maiaroman18
    maiaroman18 Posts: 460 Member
    thigh gap, TOM, and morning/workout wood threads will be replaced with "how far have your bewbies sagged?" and "hot flashes: hormone replacement or herbal therapy" and "ED: Viagra vs Cialis"
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    > what will we be talking about twenty years from now?
    > does my space suit make me look fat?
    > can you teach an old robot new tricks?
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    Microchips that instantly calculate calories consumed and burned, plus figure body fat percentages, implanted under our skin, & automatically uploaded to MFP.

    That would be the actual best thing ever. I demand someone makes this.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    In 20 years, angry MFP mob demands more report options. Protesters spam site with cat gifs.
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
    Real time monitoring of all metabolic pathways on your crackberry or other personal device and .......


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  • Ramberta
    Ramberta Posts: 1,312 Member
    "What do you MEAN I can't spot-reduce?! Dr. Oz says that if I apply Astro-Glide 3x daily that it will shrink all fatty areas with no exercise!"

    ...Yes, Dr. Oz will still be around. He's an alien, after all. Sent to Earth as a prank to humans, and his broadcasts are sent via satellite to his home planet Xsoewiubh. It's topped their comedy charts since the first episode.
  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member
    My sonic screwdriver doesn't work on wood...anyone else have this problem?!

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