20 years from now on MFP

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  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    Zero gravity workouts make my boobs perky!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    We're still here, logging in, counting calories, picking up and putting down heavy things.... what are we still chatting about after all these years?

    Why are people so mean?
    IIFYM vs. Paleo vs. Whatever the new fad of the year is
    DO you even lift?
    What is going on with my TOM?
    Bang, date, marry.
    First word about person above you.
    Everyone is trying to sabotage me
    I'm not responsible for my own life, everyone else screws it up.
    Thigh gaps.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Microchips that instantly calculate calories consumed and burned, plus figure body fat percentages, implanted under our skin, & automatically uploaded to MFP.
  • lachesissss
    lachesissss Posts: 1,298 Member
    That's if Skynet hasn't completely eradicated us.
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    President Bieber should probably put the shirt back on.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    President Bieber should probably put the shirt back on.

    Oh hell no!
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    > If you couldn't travel back in time, what would you do differently in the present?
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    I upped my diet to 1600 calorie pill from 1200 calorie pill, but I cant lose weight.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    > New member from Zerblick-10. How many calories in drywall?
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    Is your *kitten* really that big or are you approaching the speed of light honey?
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Burt..yer pretty good at this. Lol!
  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member
    Time Travelling calories burned???

    I travel back and forward in time a lot, and I was wondering a.) how many calories I burn time-jumping and b.) do I log what I eat in today's diary, or do I have to find May 10, 1973 on the calendar???
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    > Is it just me or does everything in the world seem exactly the same as it did 20 years ago?
    > Why isn't the food database in Chinese Global Standard units???
    > Electrostim unit malfunctioned - how to shrink a 26" neck?
    > DNA Modification Success Stories!!
    > Since we're in Zero G why does anyone bother hate on the overweight?
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
    Am I the only one hoping the replicators from Star Trek will be a reality?
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
    President Bieber should probably put the shirt back on.

    :laugh:
  • starfinale
    starfinale Posts: 309 Member
    President Bieber should probably put the shirt back on.

    never!
  • Penny_Lane_
    Penny_Lane_ Posts: 163
    Red Pill.
  • Crochetluvr
    Crochetluvr Posts: 3,176 Member
    Dr. Oz retires.
  • SmartAlec03211988
    SmartAlec03211988 Posts: 1,896 Member
    MFP calculating my calories traveling through a wormhole inaccurately??!
  • Crochetluvr
    Crochetluvr Posts: 3,176 Member
    Am I the only one hoping the replicators from Star Trek will be a reality?

    No. But I also want to find out what its really like to take a sonic shower.

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