Husband bashing thread

mmddwechanged
mmddwechanged Posts: 1,687 Member
Husband ate all my ringolos..
I asked him to hide them for me to help with my "journey"
I didn't know what to do about it so I thought wtf! Make a thread about it!
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  • michellekicks
    michellekicks Posts: 3,624 Member
    My husband went away for work for 3 weeks, leaving me with the 5 kids... and then he went to an Ottawa Senators game :sad:
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
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  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    just break up :wink:
  • k_saenz
    k_saenz Posts: 126
    my husband... doesn't exist :happy:
  • mmddwechanged
    mmddwechanged Posts: 1,687 Member
    Lol!!! Now I'm pissed because he just gave me the half eaten bag. Damnit! Must think of something else!
  • llaurenmarie
    llaurenmarie Posts: 1,260 Member
    My husband is married to someone else...
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  • donald149
    donald149 Posts: 211 Member
    Bahahaha... Time to break out the popcorn and see how this threads rolls along.
  • mmddwechanged
    mmddwechanged Posts: 1,687 Member
    Holy sabataging !!! Now I ate them all!!!

    I think divorce is my only option. I'll blame it on the booze...
  • pteryndactyl
    pteryndactyl Posts: 303 Member
    He did hide them. In his belly :)
  • ScatteredThoughts
    ScatteredThoughts Posts: 3,562 Member
    Holy sabataging !!! Now I ate them all!!!

    I think divorce is my only option. I'll blame it on the booze...

    Did he forget to hide the booze? :laugh:
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
    Bahahaha... Time to break out the popcorn and see how this threads rolls along.

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  • ContraryMaryMary
    ContraryMaryMary Posts: 1,780 Member
    My husband brought home a king size block of caramello chocolate and left it in the fridge to tempt me all day. *kitten*.
  • My husband is overseas for a couple weeks. He had a layover in Holland. He informed me that while in Holland, he bought me 5 pounds of Dutch chocolate with hazelnuts. How the hell am I supposed to stay away from that? The *kitten*. Lol.
  • My husband brought home a king size block of caramello chocolate and left it in the fridge to tempt me all day. *kitten*.

    Hahaha. Our husbands know each other and have a conspiracy against us.
  • constant_imrovement
    constant_imrovement Posts: 419 Member
    should be interesting to see where this thread goes, haha
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    I'm a husband, and I'm offended by this thread. *Reported*

    Link to wife bashing thread please?
  • kindasortachewy
    kindasortachewy Posts: 1,084 Member
    My almost husband (67 days!) asks me everyday - hey do you want a chocolate bar? hey you want some ice cream? hey you want some 100,000 calorie snack - YES I DO WANT IT BUT NO I WONT EAT IT GO AWAY
  • Cheryl188
    Cheryl188 Posts: 113 Member
    I have the best husband ever! Oh yes...E.V.E.R.!!!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    I'm a husband, and I'm offended by this thread. *Reported*

    Link to wife bashing thread please?

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  • carryingon
    carryingon Posts: 609 Member
    My (now ex) husband is in Maximum security prison serving 25-40 years while I raise our four children with no child support. Might I add that he is ordered to have no contact with anyone under the age of 19.
  • abheshek
    abheshek Posts: 525 Member
    very interesting thread indeed :bigsmile:
  • michellekicks
    michellekicks Posts: 3,624 Member
    My (now ex) husband is in Maximum security prison serving 25-40 years while I raise our four children with no child support. Might I add that he is ordered to have no contact with anyone under the age of 19.

    You win!

    :frown:
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    my husband spots for me when I do lifts and he says things like "don't stop just because you failed! push into the lift even though you can't complete the rep!"


    :sad: <
    not really :tongue: I'm happy with this situation.
  • Codename_Duchess
    Codename_Duchess Posts: 2,042 Member
    Bahahaha... Time to break out the popcorn and see how this threads rolls along.

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    Muahahaha! Minus the popcorn.
  • charelg
    charelg Posts: 599 Member
    I wish someone would eat the junk food in my house, I'd me mad at first but happy when the scale went down.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    I'm a husband, and I'm offended by this thread. *Reported*

    Link to wife bashing thread please?

    I'm sure my husband would have a thing or two to say on that thread lol :bigsmile:
  • jus_in_bello
    jus_in_bello Posts: 326 Member
    My (now ex) husband is in Maximum security prison serving 25-40 years while I raise our four children with no child support. Might I add that he is ordered to have no contact with anyone under the age of 19.

    That sucks.

    You win.

    Everyone go home.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    My (now ex) husband is in Maximum security prison serving 25-40 years while I raise our four children with no child support. Might I add that he is ordered to have no contact with anyone under the age of 19.

    :heart: for you and your children.
  • mmddwechanged
    mmddwechanged Posts: 1,687 Member
    Holy sabataging !!! Now I ate them all!!!

    I think divorce is my only option. I'll blame it on the booze...

    Did he forget to hide the booze? :laugh:

    Yup!
  • carryingon
    carryingon Posts: 609 Member
    My (now ex) husband is in Maximum security prison serving 25-40 years while I raise our four children with no child support. Might I add that he is ordered to have no contact with anyone under the age of 19.

    That sucks.

    You win.

    Everyone go home.

    I'm sorry. I wasn't trying to kill the thread:flowerforyou: