Husband bashing thread

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  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    I once sent my ex out to the store for ground turkey and skim milk, and he came back with a rocky road cheesecake.

    Like so much sabotage.

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  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    My (now ex) husband is in Maximum security prison serving 25-40 years while I raise our four children with no child support. Might I add that he is ordered to have no contact with anyone under the age of 19.

    .. so your available for the next two decades?
  • carryingon
    carryingon Posts: 609 Member
    My (now ex) husband is in Maximum security prison serving 25-40 years while I raise our four children with no child support. Might I add that he is ordered to have no contact with anyone under the age of 19.

    :heart: for you and your children.

    Thank you:heart:
  • carryingon
    carryingon Posts: 609 Member
    My (now ex) husband is in Maximum security prison serving 25-40 years while I raise our four children with no child support. Might I add that he is ordered to have no contact with anyone under the age of 19.

    .. so your available for the next two decades?

    QFT
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    My (now ex) husband is in Maximum security prison serving 25-40 years while I raise our four children with no child support. Might I add that he is ordered to have no contact with anyone under the age of 19.

    That sucks.

    You win.

    Everyone go home.

    I'm sorry. I wasn't trying to kill the thread:flowerforyou:

    It's ok. I understand. Things like that get triggered sometimes, unexpectedly. :heart:
  • carryingon
    carryingon Posts: 609 Member
    My (now ex) husband is in Maximum security prison serving 25-40 years while I raise our four children with no child support. Might I add that he is ordered to have no contact with anyone under the age of 19.

    That sucks, I'm taking it he was a pedaphile?

    He is. They are never "cured" http://www.myfitnesspal.com/blog/sweetnothing78/index

    and to stay on topic he once bought me a bag of reeses peanut butter cups for valentines day. I asked him to hold on to them for me. He ate them.
  • mmddwechanged
    mmddwechanged Posts: 1,687 Member
    My (now ex) husband is in Maximum security prison serving 25-40 years while I raise our four children with no child support. Might I add that he is ordered to have no contact with anyone under the age of 19.

    That sucks, I'm taking it he was a pedaphile?

    He is. They are never "cured" http://www.myfitnesspal.com/blog/sweetnothing78/index


    and to stay on topic he once bought me a bag of reeses peanut butter cups for valentines day. I asked him to hold on to them for me. He ate them.

    <3 *kitten*!
  • jus_in_bello
    jus_in_bello Posts: 326 Member
    My (now ex) husband is in Maximum security prison serving 25-40 years while I raise our four children with no child support. Might I add that he is ordered to have no contact with anyone under the age of 19.

    That sucks.

    You win.

    Everyone go home.

    I'm sorry. I wasn't trying to kill the thread:flowerforyou:

    No thread killing. I was coming in to mock and then you actually had a ****ty ex and you win. You have no need to apologize.
  • meepberry
    meepberry Posts: 22 Member
    I told my husband I wanted to buy a heart rate monitor. He got me a "gangstah grilled cheese" which is a sandwich filled with cheese, bacon mac and cheese, and pulled bbq pork.
  • carryingon
    carryingon Posts: 609 Member
    My (now ex) husband is in Maximum security prison serving 25-40 years while I raise our four children with no child support. Might I add that he is ordered to have no contact with anyone under the age of 19.

    That sucks, I'm taking it he was a pedaphile?

    He is. They are never "cured" http://www.myfitnesspal.com/blog/sweetnothing78/index


    and to stay on topic he once bought me a bag of reeses peanut butter cups for valentines day. I asked him to hold on to them for me. He ate them.

    <3 *kitten*!

    I know right!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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  • mmddwechanged
    mmddwechanged Posts: 1,687 Member
    I told my husband I wanted to buy a heart rate monitor. He got me a "gangstah grilled cheese" which is a sandwich filled with cheese, bacon mac and cheese, and pulled bbq pork.

    Lol!
  • mmddwechanged
    mmddwechanged Posts: 1,687 Member
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    How the hell did you know!?!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    How the hell did you know!?!

    I just knows

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  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    I once sent my ex out to the store for ground turkey and skim milk, and he came back with a rocky road cheesecake.

    Like so much sabotage.

    34i47jk.gif

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  • highervibes
    highervibes Posts: 2,219 Member
    When hubby and I were newlyweds I sent him to the grocery with a small list. Zucchini was one of the items. He bought be the "high end" (his words lol) zucchini that are individually wrapped. To every normal person on earth they are also known as english cucumbers. lol.
  • michelefrench
    michelefrench Posts: 814 Member
    Hubs went to look @ lawnmowers. ..came home with new Harley. ...seriously.
  • JamieG8991
    JamieG8991 Posts: 1,203 Member
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    This
  • kennie2
    kennie2 Posts: 1,170 Member
    When hubby and I were newlyweds I sent him to the grocery with a small list. Zucchini was one of the items. He bought be the "high end" (his words lol) zucchini that are individually wrapped. To every normal person on earth they are also known as english cucumbers. lol.

    ahahahahha
    i dont have a husband and my boyfriend hasnt really done much so i dont have anything to add :(
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    Ahh,,, the old days.
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  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    My husband went away for work for 3 weeks, leaving me with the 5 kids... and then he went to an Ottawa Senators game :sad:

    So did you pick out a nice casket for him?:laugh:
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Hubs went to look @ lawnmowers. ..came home with new Harley. ...seriously.

    That's actually pretty awesome.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Take my ex-husband... Please!
  • kcoftx
    kcoftx Posts: 765 Member
    Ahh,,, the old days.
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    I lip read gifs and this one is driving me crazy because I can't completely figure it out.
  • likearadiowave
    likearadiowave Posts: 445 Member
    these threads never end well.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    My (now ex) husband is in Maximum security prison serving 25-40 years while I raise our four children with no child support. Might I add that he is ordered to have no contact with anyone under the age of 19.

    That sucks, I'm taking it he was a pedaphile?

    He is. They are never "cured" http://www.myfitnesspal.com/blog/sweetnothing78/index

    and to stay on topic he once bought me a bag of reeses peanut butter cups for valentines day. I asked him to hold on to them for me. He ate them.

    My ex-husband once gave me a box of tampons for Christmas.
  • katy_trail
    katy_trail Posts: 1,992 Member
    worst thread idea ever
  • katy_trail
    katy_trail Posts: 1,992 Member
    Hubs went to look @ lawnmowers. ..came home with new Harley. ...seriously.

    That's actually pretty awesome.

    seconded, awesome, and you can ride on the back. try it , It is sooo fun!
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    Hubs went to look @ lawnmowers. ..came home with new Harley. ...seriously.

    That's actually pretty awesome.

    The man should get a medal of some sort.
  • jsiricos
    jsiricos Posts: 340 Member
    http://youtu.be/Twivg7GkYts

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