Dr Oz Spam Diet and Bacon Keytones Cleanse?

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  • charlesnapolitano
    charlesnapolitano Posts: 302 Member
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    I'm doing the Kevin Bacon cleanse
  • rjmudlax13
    rjmudlax13 Posts: 900 Member
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    All I heard was bacon.

    Where is it?

    I want bacon!!!!!!!
  • NikiChicken
    NikiChicken Posts: 576 Member
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    Dr. Oz I hate you

    Dr. Oz, I hate how you cry about my yummy foods
    I hate how you think you know everything
    about everything
    I hate that you can't keep your mouth shut
    about anything

    Dr. Oz, I hate it when you complain about a balanced diet
    I hate how you would make fun of Sugar
    even though it is oh so much sweeter than you
    I hate when you complain about carbs
    even though its far better for me than you

    Dr. Oz, I hate when you whine about milk
    I hate how you are so pretentious
    your taste isn't that great
    I hate how you beat every joke to death
    you're so unfunny

    I hate that you're a sell out
    You make other doctors look bad
    Time Magazine calls you influential person to many
    Chris Brown feels left out

    Dr. Oz I hate you
    You make me wanna fling poop at you



    Sorry it didn't rhyme

    Ha! I love this! It so made me laugh (and I whole-heartedly agree!).
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
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    i'm trying the habenero sauce cleanse.

    This is decent, although, not as good as the Ghost Pepper Cleanse. OMG...I just had an AMAZING thought....

    The Bacon Ghost Pepper Juice Cleanse! MMMMMMMMMM BACON
  • concordancia
    concordancia Posts: 5,320 Member
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    FINALLY!!! A Dr.Oz diet that speaks to my soul!!!!!! I'm heading to my butcher right now and get me some bacon ketones! :love:

    I read that as "beheading my butcher."
  • CrazyTrackLady
    CrazyTrackLady Posts: 1,337 Member
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    Dr. Oz I hate you

    Dr. Oz, I hate how you cry about my yummy foods
    I hate how you think you know everything
    about everything
    I hate that you can't keep your mouth shut
    about anything

    Dr. Oz, I hate it when you complain about a balanced diet
    I hate how you would make fun of Sugar
    even though it is oh so much sweeter than you
    I hate when you complain about carbs
    even though its far better for me than you

    Dr. Oz, I hate when you whine about milk
    I hate how you are so pretentious
    your taste isn't that great
    I hate how you beat every joke to death
    you're so unfunny

    I hate that you're a sell out
    You make other doctors look bad
    Time Magazine calls you influential person to many
    Chris Brown feels left out

    Dr. Oz I hate you
    You make me wanna fling poop at you



    Sorry it didn't rhyme

    Poems don't have to rhyme to be good. I teach poetry to my students (actually right this very moment we're doing poetry)

    It sounds like you wrote a pretty good anti-Epistle poem, however. :)
  • ovege
    ovege Posts: 110 Member
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    i'm trying the habenero sauce cleanse.

    I tried the bacon cleanse AND the habenero cleanse at the same time. I found that double cleansing creates a negative poop void. Since I am in full cleanse but already cleansed I am now voiding dark matter. Every time I have a movement, the universe skips a beat.

    This made me laugh a lot at my desk... I needed that this Monday morning.

    Made me laugh too.
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
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    Remember folks;
    You are what you eat= You are what you don't poop
    :wink:
  • Junken_Diraffe
    Junken_Diraffe Posts: 716 Member
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    Sounds delicious! Let me know how your results are, I'd love to try it!
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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    Remember folks;
    You are what you eat= You are what you don't poop
    :wink:


    If I eat your poop, I will become what you never will.
  • RoseTears143
    RoseTears143 Posts: 1,121 Member
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    O_O ..... did Oz really pitch this? Is this a joke? I feel like I'm being punk'd right now...

    If you watch Dr. Oz, then you're being punked.

    lol I was being sarcastic. I don't watch TV in general so never even know about the stuff he claims will help people lose weight until I hear about it from people actually doing it on FB or here. :)
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
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    Remember folks;
    You are what you eat= You are what you don't poop
    :wink:


    If I eat your poop, I will become what you never will.

    That's even a deeper thought !!! good reply !!!!
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
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    Remember folks;
    You are what you eat= You are what you don't poop
    :wink:


    If I eat your poop, I will become what you never will.
    What is that creature sticking out from the graham crackers? :frown:

    A bacon cleanse? I can do that.:love:

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