What Is Your Most Embarrassing Moment At The Gym ?

AuddAlise

My VERY.FIRST.TIME.AT.THE.GYM.EVER....I dropped my towel while on the treadmill. For some reason I though I was coordinated enough to lean down and pick it up while running. I was not. I fell to my knees scraping the skin off to the bones on my left shin. Damn thing didn't stop either so I had to place my hands on the moving treadmill and push back causing my hands to be scraped up too.

If the towel drops now I don't pick it up. :blushing:

TehNoms

haHA

Oh wait...

I'm laughing WITH you.

A lot of people have commented on falling off the treadmill, and that is totally me. A friend comes with me sometimes and she will hop on the treadmill right next to me. Well we were both into our own workout and I leaned over a bit to show her the song that was on my mp3 player, and I didnt slow the treadmill and ended up tripping over my own feet. I was able to grab the siderails and not fall completely down, but it was enough to make her crack up pretty hard. I wish I could say I learned from that experience, but it has happened again since then.

LOL Shut your face! hahahahaha

smantha32

bump!

sdfkjsadglkj11

Ugh, well I was doing a thirty minute run on the treadmill, and I felt myself sweating down the sides of my face and down my neck pretty bad, so I got off the machine to go get a paper towel. Well, this one guy kind of glanced at me and walked away, and I ignored him and started wiping my face and the back of my neck. When I pulled away the paper towel I saw it was bloody red. Then I realized that it was hair dye dripping from my scalp!!!!! I used a really strong red dye the night before, the kind that actually stains your scalp. I thought I'd washed it all out, but apparently not.

Talk about working 'til you bleed.

hourrecord2020

Today When I got back after 3 years and I could lift only 1/3 Literally of my previous weights per exercise.:huh: :yawn: :noway:

slkehl

Probably using the machines wrong. But I have no idea, so I don't feel embarrassed, others are just embarrassed for me.

5erious

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

ChloeRoseLejeune

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

oh really?

thats funny because I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

paulperryman

farting while doing situps with a medicine ball.

ArchangelMJ

I'm prone to doing awkward shiz, but luckily, I haven't been in a gym often enough to do anything too embarrassing.

Just last week though, I was jogging outside and I passed a basketball court where a ton of guys were playing. Many of them were shirtless with perfect bods and some were staring directly at me. I kept bouncing along, feeling good, like 'I'm cute, got my shades ooon, I'm joggin' in my shorts ya'll, heeeey - *TRIP*

I totally caught my foot on the cracked side-walk and tripped. I managed to catch my balance so that I didn't fall but it was still pretty graceless and deflating. :O

ArchangelMJ

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

oh really?

thats funny because I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

This response made me laugh more than it should have.

teebeegeebee

The moment when I realised I had worked up so much sweat that my easy breathe shirt had become see through and that people in the gym were s******ing at my man boobs!

I win though as I have pretty much trained the moobs away now.....my biggest nsv!

FloyMcCaudie

When i aimed to bench 200 and failed epicly..ye my coach still keep makin jokes bout that -_-

5erious

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

oh really?

thats funny because I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

This response made me laugh more than it should have.

Really?

Thats funny because this response made me laugh more than it should have.

FloyMcCaudie

oh really !?!?

thats funny because I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

jeets888

I sweat tons upon tons upon tons and once forgot my towel at a spinning class - had to use my t that i wear after a workout as a towel .... ppl probably thought this poor SOB cant even afford a towel lol .... not pretty.

Another one in a spinning class when after we were done with the class, I cycle backwards as part of recovery (prescribed by a biok. and some instructors) ..... then some dumbass instructor announces to the class (but aimed at me) that we dont cycle backwards - nobody goes in reverse she says, sometimes some people should just not be trainers.

Last but not least - also attended a spinning class when started out and wore loose boxers with a not very long shorts - yeah, i was quite very self concious that entire class (especially during the seated spins) - cant think now why i just didnt walk out.

ChloeRoseLejeune

So I am 21 and my little sister is only 11. Anyways she gets in the shower and a little while later gets out and goes into her room to dress.

Like 3 seconds later she starts screaming and I am working out in my room doing my third rep of chest curls, so I have no shirt on. I immediatly drop my 50 lb weights and barge in and ask her what the fukc is wrong with her and she points up at the ceiling and its just a little stupid spider on the ceiling. Our ceiling is kind of high so I have to jump to get it. So i grab a magazine and jump up to swat it. and I hit it a little but it falls and lands right on my fukcing sisters head.

she immideatly drops her towel and starts swatting at her head screaming "GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF" I notice it crawling down her back and it is still alive I drop the magazine because it wasnt working so well and i grab her shoulder with one hand to get control of her because she is flailing around like a maniac and then I am swatting at it with my only other free hand. and just then my parents burst in and see her naked and me in just my aids shorts spanking her rearend while she is crying her ****ing guts out.

Most embarassing day of my life. I tried to explain to them i was like "guys oh no wait there was a spider there was spider and stuff". and my little sister was still crying her guts oout and my dad just exploded and told me to "get in your fukcing room immediatly you sick fukcing predator". It doesnt help that a couple months ago they found a pair of her undies on my floor. I dont know how they got there but probably were stuck in my pants after mom did laundry or something.

i really feel like killing myself right now.

pinkraynedropjacki

Wetting myself while running on the treadmill. Not gushing wet, but enough that I had to walk home cold & wet cause I didn't take a change of clothing. I've not been back & that was about 2 months ago. I'm still paying cause I'm locked in.


Embarrassing enough?

maiaroman18

I don't get embarrassed easily, but this is a list of stuff that happened to me just this last week:

*in belly dancing class, I tripped and fell over the veil that I was dancing with
*rolled off a stability ball while doing a push up and took out my neighbor
*was attempting to stand on my head in yoga (done it before), but lost my balance and fell over
*tripped over one of the machines after getting off the treadmill; I wasn't wearing my glasses and it appeared out of nowhere
*let out a massive fart while in boat pose during pilates

I should add that I lack coordination and I trip over my big feet all day long. This is a typical week for me.

angelamary61

This thread has been funny and very entertaining. Thanks for that.
I dont do embarrassing stuff on the equipment but tend to have a knack of tripping over bumps in the carpet on the way to the shower room.
Do I keep walking as if nothing happened or turn and look at the floor to pretend there was something that tripped me or just admit I am soooo clumsy.

MrsSausage58

I used to work out in this small little private exercise room that my apartment complex has (before I got a REAL gym membership) and there was usually no one in there with me.
One day I was in there on the elliptical, and this REALLY cute guy comes in. He got on the machine RIGHT next to mine.
I try to act all confident, and go to grab my water bottle. My elbow hit the handle that was moving and I punched myself straight in the face with my water bottle.
I choked, tried not to drown, and played it off like I meant to splash myself down with water and kept going.

Best ever.

Brilliant. That would be me!

ArchangelMJ

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

oh really?

thats funny because I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

This response made me laugh more than it should have.

Really?

Thats funny because this response made me laugh more than it should have.

LOL, this is so poo brain!

MrsSausage58

When I was in college, I bought a new sports bra that squashed my girls a little more than I cared for....so I bought a set of those silicone *falsies* and inserted them before heading off for the gym. Was running full steam on the treadmill, when I realized my shoe lace was coming untied. I stopped and bent over to tie it, and one of those sweaty fake boobs plopped out of my neckhole on the floor and bounced. The dude on the machine next to me goes "Whoops, I'll get that for you"...but then he stopped mid-grab and just paused....I scooted over and snatched it up before he could, and headed for the showers.....I realized when I got to the locker room, that the other booby had slipped up when I bent over and was up around my collar bone. Never went back to that gym, and learned my lesson on vanity.

That is BRILLIANT! :laugh:

Justjamie0418

Yeah, mine would be when I was using the elliptical. I had my head phones in going to town on that beast. I was probably like 20 minutes in, well anyway I start getting these weird looks, and I thin its becuase I wa breathing heavy... no/

MY headphone had came halfway out, and while they still played for ME, they were also playing for the entire YMCA.

The song?

My neck, My back....the unedited version.

:blushing:

Justjamie0418

Wetting myself while running on the treadmill. Not gushing wet, but enough that I had to walk home cold & wet cause I didn't take a change of clothing. I've not been back & that was about 2 months ago. I'm still paying cause I'm locked in.


Embarrassing enough?

OMG this happened to me once in a class... three words

Postpartum Jumping Jacks.


:sad:

5erious

I don't get embarrassed easily, but this is a list of stuff that happened to me just this last week:

*in belly dancing class, I tripped and fell over the veil that I was dancing with
*rolled off a stability ball while doing a push up and took out my neighbor
*was attempting to stand on my head in yoga (done it before), but lost my balance and fell over
*tripped over one of the machines after getting off the treadmill; I wasn't wearing my glasses and it appeared out of nowhere
*let out a massive fart while in boat pose during pilates

I should add that I lack coordination and I trip over my big feet all day long. This is a typical week for me.

I found a caterpillar in my house and slowly whispered this song into its tiny ear, imagining the horror and torture i was about to bring it... Then it looked up at me and it said "Take me away from all this" So i tied him very gently to a helium balloon and sent him floating away to oblivion. Now i sit and think why did i send him away? He was the only one who talked to me in days, and was actually nice and now hes gone. Im so ****in bummed right now.

ChloeRoseLejeune

Basically my best tip for workouts is muscle confusion.
When I hit the rack I try to make as much noise as possible, knocking the weights together, kicking my water bottle, anything that will confuse my muscles. The next thing I do is grunt and scream as I'm lifting, this creates brain confusion and in turn creates muscle confusion.

pinkraynedropjacki

Wetting myself while running on the treadmill. Not gushing wet, but enough that I had to walk home cold & wet cause I didn't take a change of clothing. I've not been back & that was about 2 months ago. I'm still paying cause I'm locked in.


Embarrassing enough?

OMG this happened to me once in a class... three words

Postpartum Jumping Jacks.


:sad:

:sad: I can't even do them for the same reason. I had my son 19 years ago & my poor body never recovered due to the :mad: Dr that stuffed me up big time :sad:

jjski88

Just last week I was not paying attention (or I should say I was looking at an attractive female) when I went to reach for a 45lb plate and didn't see the 25lb plate in front of it on the rack. The 25lb plate fell off and landed on big toe. I tried to play it off that it didn't hurt, but the plate cut open the skin and after several minutes my shoe was bloody and the pain was unbearable.

Lisa__Michelle

Back in NC I started a new gym and wanted to take a class. I finally got up enough courage to go in and take it. I'm standing around waiting for the class to start, and the instructor asks me from across the room in front of the whole packed class if I was pregnant. I shook my head no because I couldn’t speak. I went thru with the class and actually kept going… But I will NEVER forget it.

OMG I would have cried! Nobody should ever ask a woman that unless they are obviously 8-9 months pregnant!!