Help me pick my next wife...

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AZ_Gato
AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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Bosom and hip size don't matter as I plan on impregnating her as soon as the ink is dry on the marriage license. Soon after giving birth I plan on putting her on a raspberry ketone diet and already have a doctor for the breast augmentation.

She must have a good personality and love outdoor activities. Please keep the friend requests to a minimum as my time will be consumed by interviewing these ladies.

As long as she has good birthing hips, then age isn't a factor.

I'm a visual creature, please post pictures.
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  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
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    bored, ricardo? ;)
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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    bored, ricardo? ;)

    Are you applying?
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
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    <---Birthing hips. Does this position come with full benefits and health insurance?
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
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    You should get one with large hips so the baby falls right out of her. That way she won't have to stop washing dishes to lie down or anything. Just my two cents.
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
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    Too bad you're cauterized.
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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    You should get one with large hips so the baby falls right out of her. That way she won't have to stop washing dishes to lie down or anything. Just my two cents.

    I have a dishwasher silly.
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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    <---Birthing hips. Does this position come with full benefits and health insurance?

    To include dental and vision! Yes...a full set of your own teeth is a prerequisite.
  • Sweet_Kimmie
    Sweet_Kimmie Posts: 155
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    You should get one with large hips so the baby falls right out of her. That way she won't have to stop washing dishes to lie down or anything. Just my two cents.

    Lol! She's on the money!
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    <---Birthing hips. Does this position come with full benefits and health insurance?

    To include dental and vision! Yes...a full set of your own teeth is a prerequisite.

    I heard from a guy that knows a guy that knows my brothers BFF that a full set of teeth can get in the way and gums are TOTALLY the way to go....

    jus sayin
  • iWaffle
    iWaffle Posts: 2,208 Member
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    As long as she has good birthing hips, then age isn't a factor.

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  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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    <---Birthing hips. Does this position come with full benefits and health insurance?

    To include dental and vision! Yes...a full set of your own teeth is a prerequisite.

    I heard from a guy that knows a guy that knows my brothers BFF that a full set of teeth can get in the way and gums are TOTALLY the way to go....

    jus sayin

    Experience tells me that no teeth = very poor kegel musculature.
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
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    You should get one with large hips so the baby falls right out of her. That way she won't have to stop washing dishes to lie down or anything. Just my two cents.
    This is a great peice of advice. Even with a dishwasher, she does not need all that time to lay around giving birth, slacking off on the other house work.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
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  • Jennisin1
    Jennisin1 Posts: 574 Member
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    I birthed a 9.5lb baby in one push...
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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    I birthed a 9.5lb baby in one push...

    But do you like the outdoors?
  • Jennisin1
    Jennisin1 Posts: 574 Member
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    Yes, but not to birth the babies.
  • Jennisin1
    Jennisin1 Posts: 574 Member
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    Yes, but not to birth the babies.

    Maybe to make them.
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
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    I birthed a 9.5lb baby in one push...
    Good push!
  • Nessiechickie
    Nessiechickie Posts: 1,392 Member
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    I have child bearing hips and also 30DDD bewbs! and they real! ... do I win????:smokin:
  • NutellaAddict
    NutellaAddict Posts: 1,258 Member
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    I have child bearing hips and also 30DDD bewbs! and they real! ... do I win????:smokin:

    YES
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