Help me pick my next wife...
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I have child bearing hips and also 30DDD bewbs! and they real! ... do I win????:smokin:
I think I'm in love0 -
hilarious post! lol0
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mail order bride.0
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mail order bride.
MFP Bride...them's the best kind.0 -
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Can't imagine any woman wanting someone like you for any reason except to laugh at.
Oh you don't mean that. Are you hungry?
LOLLLL.0 -
mail order bride.
MFP Bride...them's the best kind.0 -
I have child bearing hips and also 30DDD bewbs! and they real! ... do I win????:smokin:
any challengers?
I have proof of childbearing hips...3 kids. Oh, and I gotz da bewbs,...but at age 53, mine almost sweep the floor. :blushing: :laugh: :drinker: :bigsmile:0 -
I have child bearing hips and also 30DDD bewbs! and they real! ... do I win????:smokin:
if she's any kind of awesome.. the "sammich" in question is pre-made in anticipation... because if the job is done right, she shouldn't be able to make one afterwards :laugh:0 -
I'm 5'10 (but more like 6'2 in my stilettos, for which I have a lust for)
and I do squat and deadlift.... like a beast.0 -
I TOTALLY would have won this, but hubby says I can't apply.....
(I'm 5'8 and I have 38DDs AFTER reduction!)
Oh wait...I suck at cooking. My talents lie elsewhere......0 -
That's hotI'm 5'10 (but more like 6'2 in my stilettos, for which I have a lust for)
and I do squat and deadlift.... like a beast.0 -
I TOTALLY would have won this, but hubby says I can't apply.....
(I'm 5'8 and I have 38DDs AFTER reduction!)
Oh wait...I suck at cooking. My talents lie elsewhere......
Cooking is not a prerquisite doll. I just need a serviceable cooler and a love for the outdoors.0 -
Just stopping by to say thanks for the idea... I will henceforth demand a 2nd in command wife, that way I get all the fun stuff and never have to clean anything again!
I'll be skipping off into the sunset now! Cheers!0 -
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