Help me pick my next wife...

fitplease

I have to say that this is the shortest list of requirements I've seen in a while. I have a concern about augmentation though. Do you realize that sometimes au natural is really quite dazzling?

I think the ladies would want to know something about you. What are you all about? Can they prune and pluck you when the ink is dry or do you come perfect as-is? ;-)

AZ_Gato

I have to say that this is the shortest list of requirements I've seen in a while. I have a concern about augmentation though. Do you realize that sometimes au natural is really quite dazzling?

I think the ladies would want to know something about you. What are you all about? Can they prune and pluck you when the ink is dry or do you come perfect as-is? ;-)

No pruning or plucking doll, I trim my own pubes.

PantalaNagaPampa

I have child bearing hips and also 30DDD bewbs! and they real! ... do I win????:smokin:

You win in my book!

katy_trail

I'll challenge. I meet all of the original criteria.
I squat and dead lift and love it.
I love doing anything outside.
I hardly have to push at all, bc of my birthing hips.
34 D

AZ_Gato

I'll challenge. I meet all of the original criteria.
I squat and dead lift and love it.
I love doing anything outside.
I hardly have to push at all, bc of my birthing hips.
34 D

Picture? I need to know that our kids will be good looking. Also I'm 6'4...I need my partner to be somewhat tall so that our children can stand a chance of being at least 6'0 or taller.

katy_trail

I should add that I'm not good at sports outside, but i'm willing to watch or try to learn.

katy_trail

nope i'm average ht, 5'4 .5

katy_trail

I'll work on it, my friend on here(who saw my picture of my face) told me I'm a babe, so I'm not completely deformed or anything.

The_New_Christina

I'll challenge. I meet all of the original criteria.
I squat and dead lift and love it.
I love doing anything outside.
I hardly have to push at all, bc of my birthing hips.
34 D

Picture? I need to know that our kids will be good looking. Also I'm 6'4...I need my partner to be somewhat tall so that our children can stand a chance of being at least 6'0 or taller.

we need to know how tall the other gal was to determine your best fit my friend!
Y me imagino que si habla espanol pues hasta mejor

cgrout78

Bosom and hip size don't matter as I plan on impregnating her as soon as the ink is dry on the marriage license. Soon after giving birth I plan on putting her on a raspberry ketone diet and already have a doctor for the breast augmentation.

She must have a good personality and love outdoor activities. Please keep the friend requests to a minimum as my time will be consumed by interviewing these ladies.

As long as she has good birthing hips, then age isn't a factor.

I'm a visual creature, please post pictures.

damn my fertility and birthing hips...alas I just got myself fixed after baby number 3


such a tempting offer though!!

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym

is this a stay at home, trophy wife position?

fluffywelshsheep

Soooooooooo funny

AZ_Gato

I'll challenge. I meet all of the original criteria.
I squat and dead lift and love it.
I love doing anything outside.
I hardly have to push at all, bc of my birthing hips.
34 D

Picture? I need to know that our kids will be good looking. Also I'm 6'4...I need my partner to be somewhat tall so that our children can stand a chance of being at least 6'0 or taller.

we need to know how tall the other gal was to determine your best fit my friend!
Y me imagino que si habla espanol pues hasta mejor

Claro que hablo el idioma de romance.

AZ_Gato

is this a stay at home, trophy wife position?

Which one would you like to apply for?

Two words= Big Love

brattyworm

i have a catalog full of options...

The_New_Christina

I'll challenge. I meet all of the original criteria.
I squat and dead lift and love it.
I love doing anything outside.
I hardly have to push at all, bc of my birthing hips.
34 D

Picture? I need to know that our kids will be good looking. Also I'm 6'4...I need my partner to be somewhat tall so that our children can stand a chance of being at least 6'0 or taller.

we need to know how tall the other gal was to determine your best fit my friend!
Y me imagino que si habla espanol pues hasta mejor

Claro que hablo el idioma de romance.

Y porque no lo pusiste como requisito? Not that important I take it? :flowerforyou:

tinak33

I'll challenge. I meet all of the original criteria.
I squat and dead lift and love it.
I love doing anything outside.
I hardly have to push at all, bc of my birthing hips.
34 D

Picture? I need to know that our kids will be good looking. Also I'm 6'4...I need my partner to be somewhat tall so that our children can stand a chance of being at least 6'0 or taller.

we need to know how tall the other gal was to determine your best fit my friend!
Y me imagino que si habla espanol pues hasta mejor

Claro que hablo el idioma de romance.

Y porque no lo pusiste como requisito? Not that important I take it? :flowerforyou:

Don't need to know spanish to pop out babies and clean the house, I guess. haha

JustAboutDelicious_wechanged

The only way to check my hips out for sure is to properly grab them and pull them. Please proceed to that part of the interview.

AZ_Gato

Claro que hablo el idioma de romance.

Y porque no lo pusiste como requisito? Not that important I take it? :flowerforyou:

No Spanish isn't a prerequisite. Hopefully Hooked on Phonics will do the trick.

dumb_blondes_rock

you must also include that she is not allowed to gain more than 25 pounds during her pregnancy....and she better still be putting 3 meals on the table a day, even if she gets bed ridden

AZ_Gato

you must also include that she is not allowed to gain more than 25 pounds during her pregnancy....and she better still be putting 3 meals on the table a day, even if she gets bed ridden

Oh she'll be doing a lot of bed riding.

She must be able to make good protein shakes. That will have me coming in her yard.

libbybond

My little girl loves the outdoors - she will need a few more months before breeding

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym

is this a stay at home, trophy wife position?

Which one would you like to apply for?

Two words= Big Love

I'll apply for trophy wife and having a second wife will be good. I'll take first wife position.

goldfinger88

Can't imagine any woman wanting someone like you for any reason except to laugh at.

OBXbound4me

I have child bearing hips and also 30DDD bewbs! and they real! ... do I win????:smokin:

ABSOLUTELY

AZ_Gato

Can't imagine any woman wanting someone like you for any reason except to laugh at.

Oh you don't mean that. Are you hungry?

dumb_blondes_rock

that's not true....he looks like he has a good body, I wouldn't mind staring at it and laughing at his jokes\

edit: I checked out the profile....great body and a hottie....so def worth marrying for shallow reasons, and the humor would keep the marriage going through the rough patches, like if your wife gained 5 pounds and became absolutely grotesquely obese, or burnt the roast for dinner. Instead of enduring the rough patch though, you can just slap her around and it'll learn her

lithezebra

As long as she has good birthing hips, then age isn't a factor.

It is if she's past menopause.

AZ_Gato

is this a stay at home, trophy wife position?

Which one would you like to apply for?

Two words= Big Love

I'll apply for trophy wife and having a second wife will be good. I'll take first wife position.

We need to discuss salary and fringe benefits. State your terms.

KaleidoscopeEyes1056