MFP High School Style! [Not if you're easily offended]
On the back of the recent 'why is everyone on here so mean' posts, I think we should lighten the mood a little! If MFP were high school, I think that this is how it would look. Can anyone come up with any others?
NOTE: Before anyone runs crying to the teacher, this is just a bit of fun people!! If you are easily offended, go somewhere else!
I can think of...
- The lifters: The jocks....biggest, strongest and shout the loudest
- The 1200 calorie junkies: The cheerleaders...must. not. eat.
- The clean eaters: The straight A students....well on their way to the Harvard school of nutrition.
- The runners: The star athlete...don't even try and tell them about the downside of too much cardio
- The JM worshippers: The plastics....must. get. Jillian. to. like. me.
- The Insanity Crew: The bully...don't mess with, upset or get noticed by. Or else.
- The free weekenders: The party people...yes I'll get the grades I need for college, but I'll be damned if it messes with my weekend plans
- The do or die..ers: That dude who was fat at the beginning of high school, then kinna disappeared for a while and returned looking like Arnie's stunt double.
**Quick update with some of the others that have been posted - then I actually do have to do some work, oops!**
- The trolls: Class clowns...bombing a very intense discussion on TDEE-20% vs TDEE-15% with fart jokes
- The ones with good intentions: The stoners...it all sounds awesome, and I'm sure I'll get around to it....MUNCHIES!!
-The lurkers: The loners...generally don't speak or particpate, or get noticed - but pay way more attention than you think.
-The Awesome: The guy (or gal), who in high school was in the mechanic shop or something similar. On MFP they are the ones who have the awesome bodies and are like people magnets. But they are always the ones who have the best advice, and constantly have their posts bumped.
NOTE: Before anyone runs crying to the teacher, this is just a bit of fun people!! If you are easily offended, go somewhere else!
I can think of...
- The lifters: The jocks....biggest, strongest and shout the loudest
- The 1200 calorie junkies: The cheerleaders...must. not. eat.
- The clean eaters: The straight A students....well on their way to the Harvard school of nutrition.
- The runners: The star athlete...don't even try and tell them about the downside of too much cardio
- The JM worshippers: The plastics....must. get. Jillian. to. like. me.
- The Insanity Crew: The bully...don't mess with, upset or get noticed by. Or else.
- The free weekenders: The party people...yes I'll get the grades I need for college, but I'll be damned if it messes with my weekend plans
- The do or die..ers: That dude who was fat at the beginning of high school, then kinna disappeared for a while and returned looking like Arnie's stunt double.
**Quick update with some of the others that have been posted - then I actually do have to do some work, oops!**
- The trolls: Class clowns...bombing a very intense discussion on TDEE-20% vs TDEE-15% with fart jokes
- The ones with good intentions: The stoners...it all sounds awesome, and I'm sure I'll get around to it....MUNCHIES!!
-The lurkers: The loners...generally don't speak or particpate, or get noticed - but pay way more attention than you think.
-The Awesome: The guy (or gal), who in high school was in the mechanic shop or something similar. On MFP they are the ones who have the awesome bodies and are like people magnets. But they are always the ones who have the best advice, and constantly have their posts bumped.
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I don't fit into any of these groups, I'M SPECIAL!0
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Where are the class clowns?0
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awesome!0
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I don't fit into any of these groups, I'M SPECIAL!
Haha, that's your clique then! I kind of flitter between a few of them on a month to month basis...kind of like I did in high school!0 -
The loners: They are off by themselves. Every once in a while they poke their heads on the forums, but for the most part do their own thing and pay no attention to anyone else.0
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party people represent!!0
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Huh. Interesting. And funny! :laugh: I've started Jillian Michael's 30-Day Shred for some direction and structure to my workouts, but I don't think I worship her (hopefully), and I was never a plastic in high school. I was with the nerd/smart crowd in high school, but I'm NOT a clean eater. I had half a pizza last night!0
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Where are the class clowns?
Oh there are definitely a few of those on MFP...add it in there! 0 -
Where are the class clowns?
theres tons of *kitten* clowns on here0 -
You forgot the Stoners --- Spicoli and all! -- those of us who continue to show up to MFP and order pizza during class.
While y'all are at prom, we'll be cramming for the final exam to graduate lol
I keep my stash of pork rinds in the front seat of my car
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hahaha
Love it!!!
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Im just the bish that will take your boyfriend.0
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I don't fit into any of these groups, I'M SPECIAL!
Me either... Woohoo!
Wait... Doesn't that mean that neither of us is special now?0 -
What does this have to do with General Diet and Weight Loss Help... of all places to put it on this site?0
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I was a loner in high school..LOL0
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I don't fit into any of these groups, I'M SPECIAL!
Me either... Woohoo!
Wait... Doesn't that mean that neither of us is special now?
YOU JUST RUINED MY SPECIAL!0 -
I love it. Gimme a M! gimme a F! gimme a P!
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The loners: They are off by themselves. Every once in a while they poke their heads on the forums, but for the most part do their own thing and pay no attention to anyone else.
That's me...0 -
Definitely in the Insanity Crew!
*living life in moderaShaun* lol :P0 -
What does this have to do with General Diet and Weight Loss Help... of all places to put it on this site?
Don't burst our bubbles. Just laugh--it's funny, regardless of where it is.0 -
As I was in highschool, I don't fit into any of these categories LOL. I'll be in the library if you need me 0
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Cheerleader....oooops!!! ::ohwell:0
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What does this have to do with General Diet and Weight Loss Help... of all places to put it on this site?
Just to lighten the mood a little...which you're really helping with btw 0 -
Im just the bish that will take your boyfriend.
What if I don't have one for you to steal?0 -
Haha this is funny.
Just like in High School (soccer player, band geek, straight A student, partying on the weekends...), I don't feel I really fit into any of the "cliques". I'll go be special with my sexy Kaleidoscope friend0 -
- The runners: The star athlete...don't even try and tell them about the downside of too much cardio
The whole list made me laugh but I almost died when I read this one....yup, I will not give up my running for anything! Even days I lift I leave the gym thinking I wish I had time to run (even though my whole body is screaming at me :laugh: )0 -
Im the 1200 calorie junkie...but was most definately NOT a cheerleader in high school! I was the fat kid, that was always picked on and just kinda kept to myself, had my few loyal friends (who were also the uncool picked on people) Got through high school as fast as I could...I hated high school! Now im a 1200 calorie junkie because I dont want to be that fat kid anymore.0
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MFP High FTW!!!0
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