Post-coital snack

KaleidoscopeEyes1056

I love M&M's. When I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks. That's the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I've found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

I tried that like a year ago when I read it first. A blue one won, by the way.

brower47

I love M&M's. When I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks. That's the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I've found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Holy crap! I used to do this when I was a kid! Thank you so much for the nostalgia.