This isn't working

BeachIron
BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
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I've been at this for a little over 3 hours, and I haven't lost a pound. What am I doing wrong?

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  • spetermann190
    spetermann190 Posts: 289 Member
    Give it time Beach ... you're weighing yourself too often ... give it say .... 6 hours then just give up if you don't progress!
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    < see avatar.

    if you spend 3 hours running from a cobra, you will lose the weight.
  • michellekicks
    michellekicks Posts: 3,624 Member
    You might have gained muscle.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Cut your calories by 100 for every hour you don't lose weight. Make sure you're not eating any sugar, carbs, protein or fat. Don't eat for 3 days before or after a full moon. Also, don't lift anything heavy, that'll make you bulk up.
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    I had to cut back on the amount of toothpase I was using. Once I started counting those calories...and Colgate is a major culprit!, then the fat started melting off!

    Good luck bro!
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    < see avatar.

    if you spend 3 hours running from a cobra, you will lose the weight.

    problem is you aren't running.
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    < see avatar.

    if you spend 3 hours running from a cobra, you will lose the weight.

    Um, I would have guessed laxatives . . .
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    < see avatar.

    if you spend 3 hours running from a cobra, you will lose the weight.

    problem is you aren't running.

    I can't run. Are there any exercises I can do while sitting completely still?
  • michellekicks
    michellekicks Posts: 3,624 Member
    < see avatar.

    if you spend 3 hours running from a cobra, you will lose the weight.

    problem is you aren't running.

    I can't run. Are there any exercises I can do while sitting completely still?

    On your bed?
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    Paleo and Crossfit.

    You're welcome.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Drink ice cold water naked in the bathroom immediately after waking up while hopping on one foot in a circle counter clockwise.
  • CharliesInCharge
    CharliesInCharge Posts: 278 Member
    more fiber !!!, but if you lifted anything, even once ... during those 3 hrs then surely you know you will instantly bulk up
  • abikinibyjuly
    abikinibyjuly Posts: 330 Member
    I had to cut back on the amount of toothpase I was using. Once I started counting those calories...and Colgate is a major culprit!, then the fat started melting off!

    Good luck bro!

    THIS!
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    It might be time to consider a cleanse.
  • MightyDomo
    MightyDomo Posts: 1,265 Member
    Pick a limb, chop off said limb, instant weight loss, better than any diet I promise you!

    :laugh:
  • bobbinseed
    bobbinseed Posts: 39 Member
    Drink ice cold water naked in the bathroom immediately after waking up while hopping on one foot in a circle counter clockwise.



    Love it!
  • Samenamenewlook
    Samenamenewlook Posts: 296 Member
    Hil ... effing ... arious :laugh:
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  • Tw1zzler
    Tw1zzler Posts: 583
    < see avatar.

    if you spend 3 hours running from a cobra, you will lose the weight.

    problem is you aren't running.

    I can't run. Are there any exercises I can do while sitting completely still?

    You could try Chair Aerobics... or raspberry ketones.

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  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    < see avatar.

    if you spend 3 hours running from a cobra, you will lose the weight.

    problem is you aren't running.

    I can't run. Are there any exercises I can do while sitting completely still?

    On your bed?

    I may need a demonstration
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    Eat six small meals per hour.
  • wareagle8706
    wareagle8706 Posts: 1,090 Member
    < see avatar.

    if you spend 3 hours running from a cobra, you will lose the weight.

    problem is you aren't running.

    I can't run. Are there any exercises I can do while sitting completely still?

    blinking worked wonders for me.
  • monipie
    monipie Posts: 280 Member
    try juicing, i hear it's the best!
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    Have you eaten in those 3 hours? You could be in starvation mode. (Although this isn't likely, because if you were in starvation mode, you would have gained buring those 3 hours. somehow.)
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    Paleo and Crossfit.

    You're welcome.

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  • TedStout
    TedStout Posts: 241
    See a Dr. There is obviously something seriously wrong with you.
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    because eff you...

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    note; nothing personal pal, its my blanket statement today.
  • mmddwechanged
    mmddwechanged Posts: 1,687 Member
    Have you tried natural whiskey flavoured strawberry keytones?
  • RebeccaHite
    RebeccaHite Posts: 187 Member
    Adjust your scale to say what you want it to say
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    Have you tried natural whiskey flavoured strawberry keytones?

    Finally, someone who is truly supportive and trying to help! Not like all those other bullies! :bigsmile:

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