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  • iclaudia_g
    iclaudia_g Posts: 148 Member
    Try this...get some coffee first.

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    why have i all the sudden been hearing about coffee enemas the last week...was it on dr. oz or something?

    I've heard of vodka enemas. :devil:
  • AmyP619
    AmyP619 Posts: 1,137 Member
    Have you tried fasting? I hear you'll lose weight really quickly from not eating for 3 days. Just make sure you only eat carrot sticks on the 4th day or you'll gain it all back once you start eating again. Good luck!
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    because eff you...

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    note; nothing personal pal, its my blanket statement today.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..
  • dizzybizz
    dizzybizz Posts: 7 Member
    I am having the same problem - been dieting now for 47 minutes. When will I see the results??
    oh and if you sit very still and just imagine you are exercising it can burn you 0.0001 calories a minute.:smile:
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    You're not holding your mouth right. It's supposed to be closed.
  • violettatx
    violettatx Posts: 230 Member
    You aren't eating clean enough. From now on, eat all of your meals in the shower.
  • Lrdoflamancha
    Lrdoflamancha Posts: 1,280 Member
    < see avatar.

    if you spend 3 hours running from a cobra, you will lose the weight.

    problem is you aren't running.

    No the problem is you are running... Just not fast enough.
  • Jagkat
    Jagkat Posts: 37 Member
    This gave me a good laugh! Thanks
  • harlanJEN
    harlanJEN Posts: 1,089 Member
    Did you eat an apple during the 3 hours? If so .. THAT is the problem dude. Apples. The root of the obesity epidemic.

    You have no choice but to attempt a cleanse to rid yourself of the apple toxins, then start OVER.

    Good luck. I feel your pain. I ate 3 apples once in 1981.
  • lapinco
    lapinco Posts: 23 Member
    Are you standing on the scale? This might be the problem. Since I've learned how to correctly get weighed I've been losing weight constantly. First lay on your back, then put both feet up in the air, now put the scale on top of your feet. Make sure you have the scale right side up so you can now read your correct weight. Works for me every time!!
  • m76b
    m76b Posts: 1,498 Member
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  • andrea464
    andrea464 Posts: 238 Member
    Try this...get some coffee first.


    why have i all the sudden been hearing about coffee enemas the last week...was it on dr. oz or something?

    Used to be an ER nurse. Fave enema the docs ordered? Milk and molasses. UGH. The smell of molasses still makes me sick.
  • sjr1016a
    sjr1016a Posts: 39 Member
    :laugh: :sad: :laugh: OH MY LAMB!!! Yall got me dyin ova hurr!!!!! These comments are hilarious!
  • yelliezx
    yelliezx Posts: 633 Member
    because eff you...

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    note; nothing personal pal, its my blanket statement today.

    I will never get over how hilarious this dog is!
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    If you live in a "fat" state, then there's nothing to be done. Just give up.
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    You obviously ate something you can't pronounce.

    Poor pronunciation, 70% of the time, it's responsible for obesity 100% of the time.
  • meeper123
    meeper123 Posts: 3,347 Member
    sorry op was drooling what you say
  • Lazygal53
    Lazygal53 Posts: 294 Member
    < see avatar.

    if you spend 3 hours running from a cobra, you will lose the weight.

    problem is you aren't running.

    I can't run. Are there any exercises I can do while sitting completely still?

    You can always eat ... exercises those crucial facial and neck muscles ...
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    < see avatar.

    if you spend 3 hours running from a cobra, you will lose the weight.

    problem is you aren't running.

    I can't run. Are there any exercises I can do while sitting completely still?

    You can always eat ... exercises those crucial facial and neck muscles ...

    But won't that make my face all bulky?
  • Ramberta
    Ramberta Posts: 1,312 Member

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    This is by far the best gif I have seen today :laugh:

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