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  • wareagle8706
    wareagle8706 Posts: 1,090 Member
    < see avatar.

    if you spend 3 hours running from a cobra, you will lose the weight.

    problem is you aren't running.

    I can't run. Are there any exercises I can do while sitting completely still?

    blinking worked wonders for me.
  • monipie
    monipie Posts: 280 Member
    try juicing, i hear it's the best!
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    Have you eaten in those 3 hours? You could be in starvation mode. (Although this isn't likely, because if you were in starvation mode, you would have gained buring those 3 hours. somehow.)
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    Paleo and Crossfit.

    You're welcome.

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  • TedStout
    TedStout Posts: 241
    See a Dr. There is obviously something seriously wrong with you.
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    because eff you...

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    note; nothing personal pal, its my blanket statement today.
  • mmddwechanged
    mmddwechanged Posts: 1,687 Member
    Have you tried natural whiskey flavoured strawberry keytones?
  • RebeccaHite
    RebeccaHite Posts: 187 Member
    Adjust your scale to say what you want it to say
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    Have you tried natural whiskey flavoured strawberry keytones?

    Finally, someone who is truly supportive and trying to help! Not like all those other bullies! :bigsmile:
  • MyM0wM0w
    MyM0wM0w Posts: 2,008 Member
    You may not be losing lbs but are losing inches!! Get out the tape measure! (insert Beavis and Butthead laugh here)
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Try this...get some coffee first.

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  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    Have you tried natural whiskey flavoured strawberry keytones?

    Finally, someone who is truly supportive and trying to help! Not like all those other bullies! :bigsmile:

    supportive friend is supportive

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  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Donate blood. All of it.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    < see avatar.

    if you spend 3 hours running from a cobra, you will lose the weight.

    @noob -

    Is that because of the running or was it the 3 hours spent working on that pile that's below you.
  • longtimeterp
    longtimeterp Posts: 614 Member
    Try this...get some coffee first.

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    why have i all the sudden been hearing about coffee enemas the last week...was it on dr. oz or something?
  • butterfli7o
    butterfli7o Posts: 1,319 Member
    Duh, you obviously need to get green coffee bean extract.

    I suggest you go out and get some right now, before your condition worsens.
  • TeachTheGirl
    TeachTheGirl Posts: 2,091 Member
    Have you pooped yet?
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    Try this...get some coffee first.

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    Will an iced mocha latte with a sprinkle of cinnamon and a dash of whipped cream work for this? Those taste yummy. Oh. Wait. What's that tube for . . .
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    why have i all the sudden been hearing about coffee enemas the last week...was it on dr. oz or something?

    Starbucks needs to up its second quarter profits. New marketing strategy.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Have you tried natural whiskey flavoured strawberry keytones?

    Finally, someone who is truly supportive and trying to help! Not like all those other bullies! :bigsmile:

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