Hi My Name Is Tim, Welcome to MFP

FootballGamer58

whierd

h8 u

:laugh:

cgrout78

Lol

FootballGamer58

h8 u

:laugh:

iulia_maddie

Hi Tim, thank you for your unconditional support.

sockergurl04

I'm lost....

iulia_maddie

I'm lost....

Tim, quick, help her.

karenertl

I love this thread.

matt2442

Crankstr

I'm lost....

Tim, quick, help her.

whierd

I'm lost....

Tim, quick, help her.

I don't wanna.

FootballGamer58

Hi Tim, thank you for your unconditional support.

I knew from the moment I first laid eyes on that wolf gif that we were meant to be. It was a moment that I will never forget cause in that moment....it was real.

whierd

I'm lost....

Tim, quick, help her.

Jules stepped up for me. Thank you Jules!

pspetralia

I'm lost....

Tim, quick, help her.

Always helpful!

k_saenz

:laugh: awesome thread!

FootballGamer58

I'm lost....

Tim, quick, help her.

I don't wanna.

cmcollins001

I'm lost....

Tim, quick, help her.

Cp731

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matt2442

Tim has ...

Skeebee

lol

iulia_maddie

Hey Tim!

FootballGamer58

Hey Tim!

milkydud85

you guys are funny please add me... hahahahhah u guys are hilarious

whierd

you guys are funny please add me... hahahahhah u guys are hilarious

FU for bumping this

FootballGamer58

you guys are funny please add me... hahahahhah u guys are hilarious

FU for bumping this

BACK IN

whierd

/cutcutcut

JennypegMarie

Hi Guys, I'm Jen a total newbie to MFP. Loving the pics hahaha!

BurtHuttz

Hello Tim!

You know, four years ago when I clocked in at 320 pounds, I asked myself, "what are you going to do when you swallow the last of this twinkie?"

You know what my answer was, Tim?

Do you?

It was "EAT ANOTHER TWINKIE."

My life was a mess, my body was destroyed, and my heart, though still beating, had given out on me nonetheless.

BUT THEN! I signed up for MyFistinPal and things started to turn around. I started weighing those twinkies - oh I still ate them, don't get me wrong, I STILL eat them. But I knew how much! For the first time, I was in control of the twinkies instead of the twinkies controlling me.

Do you know what it's like to be controlled by snack food, Tim? It's horrible. It's like that scene in Se7en. Twinkies are a bitter mistress that give you ever shortening bursts of pleasure followed by lengthening and lengthening bouts of guilt and remorse.

It gets to the point where the only thing that makes you happy makes you miserable, but you still can't stop stuffing, and stuffing, and stuffing until your sides literally hurt from how full you are on the inside.

But then I found MyFirstessPal and things changed. I control the twinkies. Now I cut them open like cadavers and stuff them with healthy fillings! Pureed carrots! Collared Greens!

THJANK YOU MYFRISKYPAL!

With love,
Burt

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

I have no idea what is happening here, but allow me to add to the chaos.



TIMMMYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

doorki

Hello Tim!

You know, four years ago when I clocked in at 320 pounds, I asked myself, "what are you going to do when you swallow the last of this twinkie?"

You know what my answer was, Tim?

Do you?

It was "EAT ANOTHER TWINKIE."

My life was a mess, my body was destroyed, and my heart, though still beating, had given out on me nonetheless.

BUT THEN! I signed up for MyFistinPal and things started to turn around. I started weighing those twinkies - oh I still ate them, don't get me wrong, I STILL eat them. But I knew how much! For the first time, I was in control of the twinkies instead of the twinkies controlling me.

Do you know what it's like to be controlled by snack food, Tim? It's horrible. It's like that scene in Se7en. Twinkies are a bitter mistress that give you ever shortening bursts of pleasure followed by lengthening and lengthening bouts of guilt and remorse.

It gets to the point where the only thing that makes you happy makes you miserable, but you still can't stop stuffing, and stuffing, and stuffing until your sides literally hurt from how full you are on the inside.

But then I found MyFirstessPal and things changed. I control the twinkies. Now I cut them open like cadavers and stuff them with healthy fillings! Pureed carrots! Collared Greens!

THJANK YOU MYFRISKYPAL!

With love,
Burt

_Pseudonymous_

Bump... because everyone needs a little Tim lovins