Hi My Name Is Tim, Welcome to MFP

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  • Cp731
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  • sickofbeingfat12
    sickofbeingfat12 Posts: 13
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    who started this chaos weirdo? Is this how we treat the new guy you people need to get out more. The guy needs to lose some weight and get some support along the way. The way you people are treating him hes going to need a therapist by the end of the day or a lot of beer
  • FootballGamer58
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  • sickofbeingfat12
    sickofbeingfat12 Posts: 13
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    hit the beer
  • _Pseudonymous_
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    who started this chaos weirdo? Is this how we treat the new guy you people need to get out more. The guy needs to lose some weight and get some support along the way. The way you people are treating him hes going to need a therapist by the end of the day or a lot of beer
    ... Not sure if serious... Or just really funny...
  • Cp731
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  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
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    You know who ELSE is named Tim?
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  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
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    Hello Tim!

    You know, four years ago when I clocked in at 320 pounds, I asked myself, "what are you going to do when you swallow the last of this twinkie?"

    You know what my answer was, Tim?

    Do you?

    It was "EAT ANOTHER TWINKIE."

    My life was a mess, my body was destroyed, and my heart, though still beating, had given out on me nonetheless.

    BUT THEN! I signed up for MyFistinPal and things started to turn around. I started weighing those twinkies - oh I still ate them, don't get me wrong, I STILL eat them. But I knew how much! For the first time, I was in control of the twinkies instead of the twinkies controlling me.

    Do you know what it's like to be controlled by snack food, Tim? It's horrible. It's like that scene in Se7en. Twinkies are a bitter mistress that give you ever shortening bursts of pleasure followed by lengthening and lengthening bouts of guilt and remorse.

    It gets to the point where the only thing that makes you happy makes you miserable, but you still can't stop stuffing, and stuffing, and stuffing until your sides literally hurt from how full you are on the inside.

    But then I found MyFirstessPal and things changed. I control the twinkies. Now I cut them open like cadavers and stuff them with healthy fillings! Pureed carrots! Collared Greens!

    THJANK YOU MYFRISKYPAL!

    With love,
    Burt

    This should be posted in Success or Motivation. Thank you sir. You see this right here:
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    This is me right now, being inspired by your courage and strength!
  • Cp731
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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
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    who started this chaos weirdo? Is this how we treat the new guy you people need to get out more. The guy needs to lose some weight and get some support along the way. The way you people are treating him hes going to need a therapist by the end of the day or a lot of beer

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  • Elzecat
    Elzecat Posts: 2,916 Member
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    :bigsmile:
    No idea who you are but I'm enjoying the profile picture.
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  • annacjames
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    This is so insane I heart it!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
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  • milkydud85
    milkydud85 Posts: 108 Member
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    :laugh: lol
  • FootballGamer58
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