Hi My Name Is Tim, Welcome to MFP

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  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    Bump... because everyone needs a little Tim lovins

    I know Etiquette dictates I dont say it but ....WOW ^THIS
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
    Bump... because everyone needs a little Tim lovins

    I know Etiquette dictates I dont say it but ....WOW ^THIS

    This is MFP... sooo etiquette what?
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    Bump... because everyone needs a little Tim lovins

    I know Etiquette dictates I dont say it but ....WOW ^THIS

    This is MFP... sooo etiquette what?

    youre right....sooo how you doinnnn
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  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
    Bump... because everyone needs a little Tim lovins

    I know Etiquette dictates I dont say it but ....WOW ^THIS

    This is MFP... sooo etiquette what?

    youre right....sooo how you doinnnn
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    Better now that you're here. :wink:

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  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    Bump... because everyone needs a little Tim lovins

    I know Etiquette dictates I dont say it but ....WOW ^THIS

    This is MFP... sooo etiquette what?

    youre right....sooo how you doinnnn
    98yseq.jpg

    Better now that you're here. :wink:

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  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
    Bump... because everyone needs a little Tim lovins

    I know Etiquette dictates I dont say it but ....WOW ^THIS

    This is MFP... sooo etiquette what?

    youre right....sooo how you doinnnn
    98yseq.jpg

    Better now that you're here. :wink:

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  • LessMe2B
    LessMe2B Posts: 316
    Bump...pics won't load at work :grumble:
  • AmberLee2012
    AmberLee2012 Posts: 540
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  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    Add me, If your into lifting things up and putting them back down. Wink Wink.
  • LaSutopia
    LaSutopia Posts: 1,164 Member
    I still don't know what the heck I just read, but it was funny! LOL

    kinda feel like my eyes were molested...:laugh:
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
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  • sickofbeingfat12
    sickofbeingfat12 Posts: 13
    who started this chaos weirdo? Is this how we treat the new guy you people need to get out more. The guy needs to lose some weight and get some support along the way. The way you people are treating him hes going to need a therapist by the end of the day or a lot of beer
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
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  • sickofbeingfat12
    sickofbeingfat12 Posts: 13
    hit the beer
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
    who started this chaos weirdo? Is this how we treat the new guy you people need to get out more. The guy needs to lose some weight and get some support along the way. The way you people are treating him hes going to need a therapist by the end of the day or a lot of beer
    ... Not sure if serious... Or just really funny...
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
    You know who ELSE is named Tim?
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  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    Hello Tim!

    You know, four years ago when I clocked in at 320 pounds, I asked myself, "what are you going to do when you swallow the last of this twinkie?"

    You know what my answer was, Tim?

    Do you?

    It was "EAT ANOTHER TWINKIE."

    My life was a mess, my body was destroyed, and my heart, though still beating, had given out on me nonetheless.

    BUT THEN! I signed up for MyFistinPal and things started to turn around. I started weighing those twinkies - oh I still ate them, don't get me wrong, I STILL eat them. But I knew how much! For the first time, I was in control of the twinkies instead of the twinkies controlling me.

    Do you know what it's like to be controlled by snack food, Tim? It's horrible. It's like that scene in Se7en. Twinkies are a bitter mistress that give you ever shortening bursts of pleasure followed by lengthening and lengthening bouts of guilt and remorse.

    It gets to the point where the only thing that makes you happy makes you miserable, but you still can't stop stuffing, and stuffing, and stuffing until your sides literally hurt from how full you are on the inside.

    But then I found MyFirstessPal and things changed. I control the twinkies. Now I cut them open like cadavers and stuff them with healthy fillings! Pureed carrots! Collared Greens!

    THJANK YOU MYFRISKYPAL!

    With love,
    Burt

    This should be posted in Success or Motivation. Thank you sir. You see this right here:
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    This is me right now, being inspired by your courage and strength!
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    who started this chaos weirdo? Is this how we treat the new guy you people need to get out more. The guy needs to lose some weight and get some support along the way. The way you people are treating him hes going to need a therapist by the end of the day or a lot of beer

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  • Elzecat
    Elzecat Posts: 2,916 Member
    :bigsmile:
    No idea who you are but I'm enjoying the profile picture.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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  • beyondjupiter
    beyondjupiter Posts: 247 Member
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  • annacjames
    annacjames Posts: 7
    This is so insane I heart it!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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  • milkydud85
    milkydud85 Posts: 108 Member
    :laugh: lol
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
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