Box Gap is F****** Stupid - Article!

mareeee1234

The whole box gap thing is moronic. In 2012, some waste of space decided that the most arousing thing about a woman was an awkwardly-shaped pocket of air between her legs. “**** the breasts and *kitten*,” he yelled, staring at a false beacon of hope amidst an anorexic girls clammy thighs. What’s more, this little nugget of pseudo-beauty sat dangerously close to the vagina, a hole that serves an actual purpose for men the world over. Just moments later, wiping the drool from his mouth, the air-pocket crusader proudly stamped the ‘box gap’ title upon this mind-numbingly boring creation. He then set about his daily business, positive the impressionable Tumblr community would gladly nurture another reason to give teenage girls eating disorders. His work was done.

And so here we are. It’s 2013 and box gap is a ‘thing’. It’s now a desirable trait for easy-to-sway females and another way moronic tweens can blur the line between healthy and skinny. I’m sorry (that’s a lie) if you’re one of the people who push this ‘phenomenon’, but you’re unfortunately misguided. An opening between a girls thighs is not a prerequisite for beauty, nor is it a depiction of sexuality. Each time a girl shuns away from a healthy lifestyle in order to prod open a crevice within her upper legs, people who aren’t ****ing stupid roll over in their graves. Nice work, Gen Y.

I know skinny girls who have don’t have box gaps and fat girls who do; it’s genetics. The width of your hips has a direct correlation with the likelihood of that stupid little opening amidst the meatiest part of your legs ever existing. Punch your mum in the face for giving you bad genes before you get a year-long subscription to Jenny Craig, because if you’re not made a certain way, it ain’t gonna work. Unfortunately, trying to explain the gene pool to the box gaps target demographic is like telling a vegan refusing to eat meat doesn’t make them eligible for a Nobel Peace Prize.

No solace will be found knowing that while you’re starving yourself on the celery diet, Gen X is kicking back and laughing at how stupid we all are. The Ys have become so infatuated with internet culture that it’s more important to follow a ‘thinspiration’ page on Instagram than it is to get a gym membership. Forums and fan pages have provided an online hub for your modern day ‘***** crushing’ male to talk about how essential ‘the gap’ is when he’s looking for vagina to ‘destroy’. I could be wrong (I’m not), but people who talk about destroying ***** have only ever destroyed their mum’s. Do you really want to famish yourself in order to impress a dude whose *kitten* ritual involves waiting until his dad leaves the house to buy him the new Call of Duty?

Real men who like real women don’t give a **** about box gap. Put down the celery, champ.



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Link below..
http://yourfriendshouse.com/2013/box-gap-is-****ing-stupid-2013/

SteveJWatson

Real men who like real women don’t give a **** about box gap. Put down the celery, champ.

This is all you need to know. Most of us don't know/care what one is either.

Nutella91

Real men who like real women don’t give a **** about box gap. Put down the celery, champ.

This is all you need to know. Most of us don't know/care what one is either.

unless you do it for yourself, not to please men.
although i don't like box gap.

Nutella91

who am i kidding. haha
good article though

mareeee1234

I know skinny girls who have don’t have box gaps and fat girls who do; it’s genetics.

and

Real men who like real women don’t give a **** about box gap. Put down the celery, champ.

are two good points !

PlayerHatinDogooder

Most men don't care about a box gap.

Women are the only one's I see that seem to be making a big deal about it.

Maybe if we all just stopped talking about it it would go away?

patentguru

How about do whatever you like and f the rest. I lift and diet to get the look I like when I look (stare) at the mirror, and for competitive sports.

K_Serz

Never heard of that term until you posted it here.

Im sure that guy thanks you for the promotion.

SteveJWatson

Most men don't care about a box gap.

Women are the only one's I see that seem to be making a big deal about it.

Maybe if we all just stopped talking about it it would go away?

I had to look it up.

And look it up again to clarify that was actually what all the fuss was about.

ms_leanne

What a tw@. I hope he is lonely for the rest of his life. I would never get one because I'm just not built like that!

TedStout

I must be getting old. I didn't even know there was such a term. F*ing stupid crap. What matters (at least as you get older) is confidence, humor, intelligence and character. Who in their right mind would worry about how much gap you have between your thighs? Sheesh.

M_miller0507

I had no idea there was a term for it. I will continue to roll my eyes when people use it as a goal.

whierd

Good read.

I couldn't really care less about box gaps.

mareeee1234

What a tw@. I hope he is lonely for the rest of his life. I would never get one because I'm just not built like that!

huh? did you mis-read it the article? he's not supporting box gaps haha

MudRunLvr

I've never heard it called Box Gap before.

That's gonna be my next screen name.

vorgas

I love box gaps. Great place to keep my beer.

Gunr2147

Real men who like real women don’t give a **** about box gap. .

Epic! Thank you for being a real woman and speaking your mind.

mareeee1234

Never heard of that term until you posted it here.

I had no idea there was a term for i

I must be getting old. I didn't even know there was such a term.

Yeah box gaps have been a bit of a craze for a while now.. :frown:
I learnt on HERE a while ago that it has to do with bone structure ect, and thought I'd post this article to spread the word agaain!

fat_harrie

Hahahahahahah! I love aggressive rants! It makes me feel like I'm not the only one!

Kudos on the quality of your rant and I agree with you wholeheartedly, unless I get one myself and then I shall shun you all! You hear, SHUN!

X

JoyousRen

box gap = thigh gap.

pinkraynedropjacki

I thought it was called a thigh gap.... cause it's between the thighs.

Guess women have a box now?

chaser1977

I must be getting old. I didn't even know there was such a term. F*ing stupid crap. What matters (at least as you get older) is confidence, humor, intelligence and character. Who in their right mind would worry about how much gap you have between your thighs? Sheesh.

This.

diesel_dame

THANK YOU!! :drinker:

kezza8888

I put on a pair of Tummy & Thigh control tights today (pantyhose to those in the USA) and they gave me this infamous "Thigh Gap" (UK) "Box Gap" ! Pahhh! That's the only time I'll ever see light between my thighs! :-)

crista_b

I know skinny girls who have don’t have box gaps and fat girls who do; it’s genetics. The width of your hips has a direct correlation with the likelihood of that stupid little opening amidst the meatiest part of your legs ever existing. Punch your mum in the face for giving you bad genes before you get a year-long subscription to Jenny Craig, because if you’re not made a certain way, it ain’t gonna work.

I think this is the key point here that most people tend to forget. Whether trying for one or shaming others for having one (I'm not saying that you or the author are doing that though), it's all about the way your body is naturally shaped. Some people go to to extremes to get a box/thigh gap, and others go to extremes saying that having a box/thigh gap is disgusting and makes girls look anorexic. Both sides are wrong. It's genetics, and people need to remember that.

mareeee1234

I thought it was called a thigh gap.... cause it's between the thighs.

Guess women have a box now?

Hm, yeah wait I reckon you're right. Thigh gap is between the thighs when feet are together - not everyone can achieve one.
And box gap is when you bend over, that little gap under the butt.

Eh, whatever! I think the person who wrote it meant thigh gap.. ?
I just wanted to share!

SteveJWatson

I thought it was called a thigh gap.... cause it's between the thighs.

Guess women have a box now?

As far as British slang goes - women have always had a 'box'....:bigsmile:

CristinaL1983

Wow, I had never heard the term before.

And, really, what a stupid goal. It really is all genetics. Apparently, I have one and still have weight to lose. I guess I don't look closely at other women's crotches because I've never noticed anyone's but mine (and then only because I tried on a pair of jeans and realized I couldn't make the light stop shining through).

mareeee1234

I know skinny girls who have don’t have box gaps and fat girls who do; it’s genetics. The width of your hips has a direct correlation with the likelihood of that stupid little opening amidst the meatiest part of your legs ever existing. Punch your mum in the face for giving you bad genes before you get a year-long subscription to Jenny Craig, because if you’re not made a certain way, it ain’t gonna work.

I think this is the key point here that most people tend to forget. Whether trying for one or shaming others for having one (I'm not saying that you or the author are doing that though), it's all about the way your body is naturally shaped. Some people go to to extremes to get a box/thigh gap, and others go to extremes saying that having a box/thigh gap is disgusting and makes girls look anorexic. Both sides are wrong. It's genetics, and people need to remember that.

Yepp! Even when I was very underweight I never had one! *key point*

marieautumn

isn't this inner thigh gap?

K_Serz

box gap = thigh gap.

Ahhhh okay.

So its a regional thing?


Nevermind that. When is everyone going to start posting box/thigh gap pics and NON box thigh/gap pics. Because honestly. Who gives a sh|t?? Gap or not, that entire area is where all the magic happens.