That awkward moment when...

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  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    That awkward moment when I walk in on my cat masturbating and I'm not sure what to do, so I lay the box of tissues beside him and leave without getting what I need from that room.





    The conversation started to go down hill so I thought I would just add that in there.


    Ok, no lie but my cat, Slim Shady, gets off on my daughter's stuffed animals! He is neutered but still will steal them off her bed, hide in the closet, and have his way with Elmo. More than once I've caught him and he couldn't care less. He just gives me a look like "what? You mad?" and continues molesting whatever poor stuffed animal he abducted for the day. One time at 3am he decided to molest my dog's squeaky stuffed chicken. I woke up, flipped on the light, and there was Slim Shady doing the nasty with a chicken. He never leaves any "evidence" since he's neutered but OMG it is funny. Sorry for the rambling but that made me think of my cat!

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    Oh my God. Yes, that is my cat right there!
  • gostumpy
    gostumpy Posts: 156 Member
    I feel your pain - I'm a bit socially awkward myself. I find the best solution is to pick someone and ask them a question - maybe in this case about gaming, or more specifically about their opinions on/experience with a particular retro game? People love to talk about themselves, and if you get somebody started, it breaks the ice. Good luck!

    Most useful advice in this thread :thumbup:

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