Sexercise?!?!

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  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Sex is so variable. Most women are too lazy to get on top, so they burn fewer calories than men during sex.

    For me, I wear a heart rate monitor during sex, but I admit it is difficult to look in the mirror and flex, have sex, and try to keep my chest strap on (from HRM) at the same time.

    Dafuq? When did you have sex with most women?
    I'd also like to know this. I hate feeling left out.
  • PamelaGatorMom
    PamelaGatorMom Posts: 348 Member
    OK this blog had me cracking up the other day over this very topic...

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/blog/scottyg70/view/why-do-you-forsake-me-mfp-530753

    :laugh:

    BTW I think I will create a new exercise called "Jason" so when I log it my news feed will read PamelaGatorMom burned XXX calories doing 30 minutes of Jason (since that's my husband's name :wink: )
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    Sex is so variable. Most women are too lazy to get on top, so they burn fewer calories than men during sex.

    For me, I wear a heart rate monitor during sex, but I admit it is difficult to look in the mirror and flex, have sex, and try to keep my chest strap on (from HRM) at the same time.

    lol

    NO.


    def not too lazy.
  • AmyKathleenStretch
    AmyKathleenStretch Posts: 6
    In the sack race :)
  • summersun512
    summersun512 Posts: 8 Member
    Oh yes! The Horizontal Zumba!
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    "Tabata squats, vigorous activity"
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Cardio.
  • LibertyBelle89
    LibertyBelle89 Posts: 275
    Interval training (30 seconds of work/30 minutes rest) - 1 interval.

    haha too funny
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Sex is so variable. Most women are too lazy to get on top, so they burn fewer calories than men during sex.

    For me, I wear a heart rate monitor during sex, but I admit it is difficult to look in the mirror and flex, have sex, and try to keep my chest strap on (from HRM) at the same time.

    lol

    NO.


    def not too lazy.

    LOL maybe they wanted to get on top but you were too busy flexing in the mirror to notice.
  • obrientp
    obrientp Posts: 546 Member
    I'm seriously going to wear a HRM next time.
  • joyincincy
    joyincincy Posts: 228 Member
    At 10 seconds a month, is it really worth logging?

    Bad times eh?!?

    :laugh:
  • CheekyMonkey174
    CheekyMonkey174 Posts: 8
    Well if your in the Shower and doing it..I would call it Lotus Aquatics LOL.
  • NutellaAddict
    NutellaAddict Posts: 1,258 Member
    I'm seriously going to wear a HRM next time.

    Ok we will.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    I would call it "Jim Time"
  • iWaffle
    iWaffle Posts: 2,208 Member
    Nothing makes me feel the burn like sex with a Vietnamese hooker.
  • NutellaAddict
    NutellaAddict Posts: 1,258 Member
    Nothing makes me feel the burn like sex with a Vietnamese hooker. The flames of love are burning hot tonight!

    That's herpes.
  • StrongAndHealthyMommy
    StrongAndHealthyMommy Posts: 1,255 Member
    6 minute workout

    6 minutes? I feel bad for ya
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    Nothing makes me feel the burn like sex with a Vietnamese hooker. The flames of love are burning hot tonight!

    That's herpes.

    ^This.

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  • JessieJanie
    JessieJanie Posts: 428
    I'm not familiar with that exercise.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Nothing makes me feel the burn like sex with a Vietnamese hooker.

    Thats the burn that keeps on giving months down the line. MMMMM genital warts
  • fakeuntilumakeit
    fakeuntilumakeit Posts: 77
    "bumping uglies"

    or "Belly bopping"
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Sex is so variable. Most women are too lazy to get on top, so they burn fewer calories than men during sex.

    For me, I wear a heart rate monitor during sex, but I admit it is difficult to look in the mirror and flex, have sex, and try to keep my chest strap on (from HRM) at the same time.

    Dafuq? When did you have sex with most women?

    No kidding? Most women all told me that I was the only one. I'm gonna have to break it off with most women!
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    Sex is so variable. Most women are too lazy to get on top, so they burn fewer calories than men during sex.

    For me, I wear a heart rate monitor during sex, but I admit it is difficult to look in the mirror and flex, have sex, and try to keep my chest strap on (from HRM) at the same time.

    What "too lazy to get on top"? For realz?

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  • 5n0wbal1
    5n0wbal1 Posts: 429 Member
    Since I have kids, I have to tell them, "We'll be right back, we need some mommy-daddy time."

    I cringe at the day they're going to understand what that means. :blushing:
  • juleszephyr
    juleszephyr Posts: 442 Member
    I found a calorie burn on another website and combined foreplay and intercourse for a burn amount then listed it in 'my exercises' as The Best Workout Ever...
  • craigmandu
    craigmandu Posts: 976 Member
    I log it as 30 minutes of vigorous nodding, then exactly 4 minutes of pelvic thrusts...equals about 8000 calories...or at least it must cause I'm spent after that!
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    You people are just kidding about logging it right? Do you log every aspect of your life then spent 15 minutes on the crapper contemplating life, spent 5 minutes vigorously brushing teeth, 15 seconds of a burning ripper from my *kitten*, 24 hours of heavy menstrual flow, uterus really cramping and burning up calories?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    When I do log it, I log it as "wreck that tang!"
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    You people are just kidding about logging it right? Do you log every aspect of your life then spent 15 minutes on the crapper contemplating life, spent 5 minutes vigorously brushing teeth, 15 seconds of a burning ripper from my *kitten*, 24 hours of heavy menstrual flow, uterus really cramping and burning up calories?

    SO, I shouldn't log the "fishing for nose goblins"? I just spent 15 minutes trying to get that one...
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    shenanigans

    I love this!

    It brings to mind "Super Troopers". :tongue:



    Meow what are you talking about?

    best line in the movie: "who wants a mustache ride?!?" :drinker: :smokin:

    *in my best german accent*

    "I do, I do!"

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