Sexercise?!?!

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  • tiggerhammon
    tiggerhammon Posts: 2,211 Member
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    Lol, I actually went through all of the listed exercises on here once trying to see what would come closet.
    I would probably say 'wrestling.'
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    At 10 seconds a month, is it really worth logging?
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    If mfp had an exercise for sex what do you reckon they'd call it ?!?
    -sexercise
    -bedtime gymnastics

    Add your own ;-)

    Honestly, I would never get consistent results. Some times just a few minutes. Sometimes it could be 15 minutes. Rarely would it be more though, so I will stick with HIIT, running, and lifting.
  • stephx4
    stephx4 Posts: 810
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    At 10 seconds a month, is it really worth logging?

    Bad times eh?!?
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
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    Sex is so variable. Most women are too lazy to get on top, so they burn fewer calories than men during sex.

    For me, I wear a heart rate monitor during sex, but I admit it is difficult to look in the mirror and flex, have sex, and try to keep my chest strap on (from HRM) at the same time.

    Dafuq? When did you have sex with most women?
  • knickels1987
    knickels1987 Posts: 212 Member
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    "The Deed"
  • Doodlewhopper
    Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
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    I do need to bone up on this subject a bit, but I suppose that it depends on position - high balling or low balling....
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,723 Member
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    6 minute workout

    Only if you did it 3 times in a row. : )

    You're doing it wrong.


    Also, "Zumba".
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    ****ing.
  • BlackStarDeceiver
    BlackStarDeceiver Posts: 590 Member
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    "Cleaning, heavy, vigorous effort"
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    The calories burned are negated if you swallow
  • TheBaileyHunter
    TheBaileyHunter Posts: 641 Member
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    It's decathlon training. or maybe Track & Field - triathlon if it's a lazy day.
  • Gusman14
    Gusman14 Posts: 94
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    The calories burned are negated if you swallow

    Tough for us beaver eaters...
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
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    I log mine as _the_feniks_

    example: _crafty_ burned 1 calories doing 69 minutes of "_the_feniks_"

    watch for it. you'll be seeing it this weekend. a lot.
  • CheekyMonkey174
    CheekyMonkey174 Posts: 8
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    Well if your in the Shower and doing it..I would call it Lotus Aquatics LOL.
  • pinkledoodledoo
    pinkledoodledoo Posts: 290 Member
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    Horizontal Mambo
  • PapillonBleu72
    PapillonBleu72 Posts: 43 Member
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    6 minute workout

    Only if you did it 3 times in a row. : )



    LOL!!!! :laugh:
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    I dont log it...

    I just consider it a bonus calorie burn...

    but if I did... maybe same calories as a "potato sack race?!?!'

    I dont either. I think that's silliness to log it. The loggers just need to admit what they want to say "I got laid and you didnt..nanny nanny boo boo!"
  • WinCherry
    WinCherry Posts: 30 Member
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    I log mine as _the_feniks_

    example: _crafty_ burned 1 calories doing 69 minutes of "_the_feniks_"

    watch for it. you'll be seeing it this weekend. a lot.

    I am so going to send you a friend request just so I can look for it by the weekend.
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
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    unh


    unh


    UNH!

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