Sexercise?!?!

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  • 5n0wbal1
    5n0wbal1 Posts: 429 Member
    We tell them we have to go "fold laundry"


    What child is going to come bother you while you do that? They don't want to be asked to help.

    Lol I'll remember that!
  • tiggerhammon
    tiggerhammon Posts: 2,211 Member
    This site http://www.caloriesperhour.com/index_burn.php has it listed like this:
    Sexual Activity - light
    Sexual Activity - moderate
    Sexual Activity - vigorous
    cals burned vary according to weight, just as all exercise does. :tongue:

    Depending on level of activity then ... I would only burn 88-132 an hour.
    Suckish. Oh well, guess we'll just keep doing it for fun then as it isn't worth calling exercise.
  • aprmay
    aprmay Posts: 216 Member
    Yoga-karma sutra
  • medicvaldez
    medicvaldez Posts: 42 Member
    someone i know calls pleasing one's self "jogging in place". I guess sex would half as long.
    hahahahahahahahaha
  • kELELA2012
    kELELA2012 Posts: 11 Member
    I actually found this online and thought it would be fitting for the convo:
    •Making Out, 30 minutes: 230 calories
    •Foreplay 20 minutes: 87 calories for women, 107 calories for men
    •Unclasping a bra with both hands: 8 calories
    •Unclasping a bra with one hand: 18 calories
    •Unclasping a bra with your mouth: 67 calories
    •Strip Tease: 60 Calories
    •Oral Sex: 100 calories
    •Missionary Position, 10 minutes: 250 calories
    •Woman on Top, 10 minutes: 300 calories for women, 130 calories for men.
    •Sex Standing Up: Up to 600 calories for both people.
    •*kitten*: Up to 150 calories per session.
    •Orgasm: From 60-100 calories

    So I guess it could be added...lol
  • Kaylee_law_123
    Kaylee_law_123 Posts: 450 Member
    What do you think all those "HRM" entries are in my exercise diary!!!
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    Yoga-karma sutra

    I like your style
  • Kaylee_law_123
    Kaylee_law_123 Posts: 450 Member
    Sex is so variable. Most women are too lazy to get on top, so they burn fewer calories than men during sex.

    yeah most women...not all :wink:

    Yeah someone needs to get out and about and experience was "most women" are really about!!
  • craigmandu
    craigmandu Posts: 976 Member
    What do you think all those "HRM" entries are in my exercise diary!!!

    Work it girl...WORK IT :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • JDBLY11
    JDBLY11 Posts: 577 Member
    We tell them we have to go "fold laundry"


    What child is going to come bother you while you do that? They don't want to be asked to help.

    So funny. lol

    I will have to keep that in mind.
  • yenilopez1985
    yenilopez1985 Posts: 52 Member
    I thought about logging it but couldnt find how... i guess the closest thing would be a combination of booty shaking and push ups lol
  • fufi04
    fufi04 Posts: 471 Member
    " Waking the neighbors" :p
  • MrsBobaFett
    MrsBobaFett Posts: 802 Member
    Polar FT 4.

    Contemplating wearing mine next time.. :embarassed:
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    6 minute workout

    What do you do with the other 5 minutes and 45 seconds? :laugh:

    Cool down time
  • missliss4763
    missliss4763 Posts: 26 Member
    Too funny, I log mine under "mild stretching"...??? lol I didn't know what else to use!
  • Naomi81378
    Naomi81378 Posts: 681 Member
    Sex is so variable. Most women are too lazy to get on top, so they burn fewer calories than men during sex.

    yeah most women...not all :wink:
  • tiggerhammon
    tiggerhammon Posts: 2,211 Member
    My husband says it should be called 'bumping uglies.'
  • beebabe
    beebabe Posts: 67
    :wink: I do P90sex as much as I can.
  • Ben2118
    Ben2118 Posts: 571 Member
    Depends how good your sexy time dance is.....

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  • chantelp89
    chantelp89 Posts: 590 Member
    Sex is so variable. Most women are too lazy to get on top, so they burn fewer calories than men during sex.

    yeah most women...not all :wink:
    Excuse me?
  • Ben2118
    Ben2118 Posts: 571 Member
    :wink: I do P90sex as much as I can.

    I see what you did there....:bigsmile:
  • mcibty
    mcibty Posts: 1,252 Member
    Struggle Snuggles... Wait.
  • _AllieCat_
    _AllieCat_ Posts: 515 Member
    Extracurricular Activities
  • mlcantwell
    mlcantwell Posts: 243 Member
    I should keep my pedometer on during... but where to put it?? :D
  • funkythreads2004
    funkythreads2004 Posts: 51 Member
    someone i know calls pleasing one's self "jogging in place". I guess sex would half as long.

    Hahahahaha love this but i actually have jogging in place as an exercise from when i used Wii fit. Will never look at it the same agian
  • mattschwartz01
    mattschwartz01 Posts: 566 Member
    Somehow I feel most of the myfitnesspal people is thinking about sex this morning lol

    Well, engaging in regular physical activity is good for the libido :bigsmile:
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    Sex is so variable. Most women are too lazy to get on top, so they burn fewer calories than men during sex.

    For me, I wear a heart rate monitor during sex, but I admit it is difficult to look in the mirror and flex, have sex, and try to keep my chest strap on (from HRM) at the same time.

    Dafuq? When did you have sex with most women?

    Oh you do not know about this Concrete? This was in Maxim magazine, where have you been?
  • eatcleanNtraindirty
    eatcleanNtraindirty Posts: 444 Member
    The 30 second sweat?
  • rob1976
    rob1976 Posts: 1,328 Member
    Where I'm from, we call it booncin'...
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  • 2stepscloser
    2stepscloser Posts: 2,900 Member
    The 30 second sweat?

    30 seconds only, my apologies.

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