Sexercise?!?!

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  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    Sex is so variable. Most women are too lazy to get on top, so they burn fewer calories than men during sex.

    For me, I wear a heart rate monitor during sex, but I admit it is difficult to look in the mirror and flex, have sex, and try to keep my chest strap on (from HRM) at the same time.

    Dafuq? When did you have sex with most women?
    I'd also like to know this. I hate feeling left out.
  • PamelaGatorMom
    PamelaGatorMom Posts: 348 Member
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    OK this blog had me cracking up the other day over this very topic...

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/blog/scottyg70/view/why-do-you-forsake-me-mfp-530753

    :laugh:

    BTW I think I will create a new exercise called "Jason" so when I log it my news feed will read PamelaGatorMom burned XXX calories doing 30 minutes of Jason (since that's my husband's name :wink: )
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
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    Sex is so variable. Most women are too lazy to get on top, so they burn fewer calories than men during sex.

    For me, I wear a heart rate monitor during sex, but I admit it is difficult to look in the mirror and flex, have sex, and try to keep my chest strap on (from HRM) at the same time.

    lol

    NO.


    def not too lazy.
  • AmyKathleenStretch
    AmyKathleenStretch Posts: 6
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    In the sack race :)
  • summersun512
    summersun512 Posts: 8 Member
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    Oh yes! The Horizontal Zumba!
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
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    "Tabata squats, vigorous activity"
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
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    Cardio.
  • LibertyBelle89
    LibertyBelle89 Posts: 275
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    Interval training (30 seconds of work/30 minutes rest) - 1 interval.

    haha too funny
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    Sex is so variable. Most women are too lazy to get on top, so they burn fewer calories than men during sex.

    For me, I wear a heart rate monitor during sex, but I admit it is difficult to look in the mirror and flex, have sex, and try to keep my chest strap on (from HRM) at the same time.

    lol

    NO.


    def not too lazy.

    LOL maybe they wanted to get on top but you were too busy flexing in the mirror to notice.
  • obrientp
    obrientp Posts: 546 Member
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    I'm seriously going to wear a HRM next time.
  • joyincincy
    joyincincy Posts: 228 Member
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    At 10 seconds a month, is it really worth logging?

    Bad times eh?!?

    :laugh:
  • CheekyMonkey174
    CheekyMonkey174 Posts: 8
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    Well if your in the Shower and doing it..I would call it Lotus Aquatics LOL.
  • NutellaAddict
    NutellaAddict Posts: 1,258 Member
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    I'm seriously going to wear a HRM next time.

    Ok we will.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
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    I would call it "Jim Time"
  • iWaffle
    iWaffle Posts: 2,208 Member
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    Nothing makes me feel the burn like sex with a Vietnamese hooker.
  • NutellaAddict
    NutellaAddict Posts: 1,258 Member
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    Nothing makes me feel the burn like sex with a Vietnamese hooker. The flames of love are burning hot tonight!

    That's herpes.
  • StrongAndHealthyMommy
    StrongAndHealthyMommy Posts: 1,255 Member
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    6 minute workout

    6 minutes? I feel bad for ya
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
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    Nothing makes me feel the burn like sex with a Vietnamese hooker. The flames of love are burning hot tonight!

    That's herpes.

    ^This.

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  • JessieJanie
    JessieJanie Posts: 428
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    I'm not familiar with that exercise.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    Nothing makes me feel the burn like sex with a Vietnamese hooker.

    Thats the burn that keeps on giving months down the line. MMMMM genital warts

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