Sexercise?!?!

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  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    making waffles
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    5 minutes to log 60 seconds of exercise isnt worth it.
  • craigmandu
    craigmandu Posts: 976 Member
    shenanigans

    I love this!

    It brings to mind "Super Troopers". :tongue:



    Meow what are you talking about?

    best line in the movie: "who wants a mustache ride?!?" :drinker: :smokin:

    *in my best german accent*

    "I do, I do!"

    How YOU doin?
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    You people are just kidding about logging it right? Do you log every aspect of your life then spent 15 minutes on the crapper contemplating life, spent 5 minutes vigorously brushing teeth, 15 seconds of a burning ripper from my *kitten*, 24 hours of heavy menstrual flow, uterus really cramping and burning up calories?

    SO, I shouldn't log the "fishing for nose goblins"? I just spent 15 minutes trying to get that one...

    Depends was it vigorous digging did you have your HRM on? Nothing more satisfying then getting that nose goblin.
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    You people are just kidding about logging it right? Do you log every aspect of your life then spent 15 minutes on the crapper contemplating life, spent 5 minutes vigorously brushing teeth, 15 seconds of a burning ripper from my *kitten*, 24 hours of heavy menstrual flow, uterus really cramping and burning up calories?

    We're all super cereal in this thread. I just logged the 20 seconds it took me to type this post... .0003 calories burned. FEEL THE BURN!!!!

    You get more cals for cap as long as you're holding the shift key down (isometric right there) rather than the lazy way of just clicking Caps Lock.
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member


    best line in the movie: "who wants a mustache ride?!?" :drinker: :smokin:

    *in my best german accent*

    "I do, I do!"

    How YOU doin?

    :blushing:
  • Matt24442
    Matt24442 Posts: 324
    Monkey time
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    You people are just kidding about logging it right? Do you log every aspect of your life then spent 15 minutes on the crapper contemplating life, spent 5 minutes vigorously brushing teeth, 15 seconds of a burning ripper from my *kitten*, 24 hours of heavy menstrual flow, uterus really cramping and burning up calories?

    You guys are probably kidding, but here, let me mock you if you aren't!

    We are probably friends in an alternate universe.
  • Roll_Tide_Meg
    Roll_Tide_Meg Posts: 255 Member
    I call it sexy time. I log it every time. :)
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    curls

    87711304.jpg?w=600&h=600&keep_ratio=1
  • 2stepscloser
    2stepscloser Posts: 2,900 Member
    Whoopie...

    I don't think my husband will find me sexy sporting my FT4 and high heels, so I just count that as bonus calories.
  • cloggsy71
    cloggsy71 Posts: 2,208 Member
    6 minute workout

    What do you do with the other 5 minutes and 45 seconds? :laugh:
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    Whoopie...

    I don't think my husband will find me sexy sporting my FT4 and high heels, so I just count that as bonus calories.

    I asked the bf if he would mind if I wore it just one time and he would barely even kiss me for 3 days. :ohwell:
  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
    I prefer the P90-Sex program.
  • Quix82
    Quix82 Posts: 99 Member
    Damn.. beat me to the p90 reference.

    "P90XXX" or "horizontal mambo" (in bed)
  • juliemouse83
    juliemouse83 Posts: 6,663 Member
    The hubs and I were just joking about that this weekend. He told me I should try my HRM just for grins.

    I said, "awwww, sookie, sookie, now...I'd look all grades of hawt with that black strap around my chest..."

    Bonus calories...but I AM curious regarding how many calories a good romp would burn.
  • maiaroman18
    maiaroman18 Posts: 460 Member
    Coitus
  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
    Damn.. beat me to the p90 reference.

    "P90XXX" or "horizontal mambo" (in bed)

    haha, I'm surprised it too until page 5 to get to it.

    The only thing that scares me is when a woman wants to melt P90-Sex with Insanity
  • tiggerhammon
    tiggerhammon Posts: 2,211 Member

    Bonus calories...but I AM curious regarding how many calories a good romp would burn.

    Quick response I got from Ask Google : "... can burn up to 207 calories in 30 minutes.”
  • Power_Man77
    Power_Man77 Posts: 207
    Since I have kids, I have to tell them, "We'll be right back, we need some mommy-daddy time."

    I cringe at the day they're going to understand what that means. :blushing:

    My kids got wise at age 8&9
    I just hope they don't hear anything
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Whoopie...

    I don't think my husband will find me sexy sporting my FT4 and high heels, so I just count that as bonus calories.

    I asked the bf if he would mind if I wore it just one time and he would barely even kiss me for 3 days. :ohwell:

    OH WOW....where what you want as long as I have access to the important areas...its all good....
  • jmessina205
    jmessina205 Posts: 190 Member
    Hmmm not so sure.... What about "Roll in the Hay"

    I just count them as extra.... Anytime we eat something high in calories the BF always asks me if I need help burning "a few extra calories" :tongue:
  • stephx4
    stephx4 Posts: 810
    Since I have kids, I have to tell them, "We'll be right back, we need some mommy-daddy time."

    I cringe at the day they're going to understand what that means. :blushing:

    My kids got wise at age 8&9
    I just hope they don't hear anything


    Lol my kids are getting a bit wiser!! 'Mum whys your bed make that squeaking noise' lol
  • XX_Miss_RoseMary_XX
    XX_Miss_RoseMary_XX Posts: 274 Member
    We tell them we have to go "fold laundry"


    What child is going to come bother you while you do that? They don't want to be asked to help.
  • bacitracin
    bacitracin Posts: 921 Member

    Bonus calories...but I AM curious regarding how many calories a good romp would burn.

    Quick response I got from Ask Google : "... can burn up to 207 calories in 30 minutes.”

    But usually is a LOT less.
  • btoeps74
    btoeps74 Posts: 167 Member
    Labido insanity
  • SpecialSundae
    SpecialSundae Posts: 795 Member
    Pilates.
  • Kpablo
    Kpablo Posts: 355 Member
    Mattress Olympics

    HAHAHAHAHA
  • midato
    midato Posts: 17 Member
    Hunka Chunka
  • bobf279
    bobf279 Posts: 342 Member
    I list it as a squats. :tongue:

    you are a keeper, like your thought process :wink:

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