Sexercise?!?!

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  • Doodlewhopper
    Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
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    Sack slappin
  • BernardPumpkin
    BernardPumpkin Posts: 86
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    1 hour cardio
  • iamlisainc
    iamlisainc Posts: 15 Member
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    Kegel bursts...
  • Fish_Fuzz
    Fish_Fuzz Posts: 90 Member
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    Coitus
  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member
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    I log it as strength training 'cause IDK about you guys but I like to bench press my fiance as foreplay. Really gets him going.
  • Shr3dded
    Shr3dded Posts: 232
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    Rumble in the Jungle
    Bedroom Wars
    Taco Eating Contest
    5x5 Stonglift and Pound

    My sides
  • dysonspacz
    dysonspacz Posts: 76 Member
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    I too am disappointed that there's nothing on here that comes close.
  • 5n0wbal1
    5n0wbal1 Posts: 429 Member
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    Since I have kids, I have to tell them, "We'll be right back, we need some mommy-daddy time."

    I cringe at the day they're going to understand what that means. :blushing:

    My kids got wise at age 8&9
    I just hope they don't hear anything


    Lol my kids are getting a bit wiser!! 'Mum whys your bed make that squeaking noise' lol

    I have a feeling it won't take my kids long. They're smart, and we're noisy. :laugh:
  • clausert
    clausert Posts: 1 Member
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    BRO

    Belly Rubbing Olympics
  • abrandnewme18
    abrandnewme18 Posts: 305
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    Sex is so variable. Most women are too lazy to get on top, so they burn fewer calories than men during sex.

    yeah most women...not all :wink:
  • 5n0wbal1
    5n0wbal1 Posts: 429 Member
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    We tell them we have to go "fold laundry"


    What child is going to come bother you while you do that? They don't want to be asked to help.

    Lol I'll remember that!
  • tiggerhammon
    tiggerhammon Posts: 2,211 Member
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    This site http://www.caloriesperhour.com/index_burn.php has it listed like this:
    Sexual Activity - light
    Sexual Activity - moderate
    Sexual Activity - vigorous
    cals burned vary according to weight, just as all exercise does. :tongue:

    Depending on level of activity then ... I would only burn 88-132 an hour.
    Suckish. Oh well, guess we'll just keep doing it for fun then as it isn't worth calling exercise.
  • aprmay
    aprmay Posts: 216 Member
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    Yoga-karma sutra
  • medicvaldez
    medicvaldez Posts: 42 Member
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    someone i know calls pleasing one's self "jogging in place". I guess sex would half as long.
    hahahahahahahahaha
  • kELELA2012
    kELELA2012 Posts: 11 Member
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    I actually found this online and thought it would be fitting for the convo:
    •Making Out, 30 minutes: 230 calories
    •Foreplay 20 minutes: 87 calories for women, 107 calories for men
    •Unclasping a bra with both hands: 8 calories
    •Unclasping a bra with one hand: 18 calories
    •Unclasping a bra with your mouth: 67 calories
    •Strip Tease: 60 Calories
    •Oral Sex: 100 calories
    •Missionary Position, 10 minutes: 250 calories
    •Woman on Top, 10 minutes: 300 calories for women, 130 calories for men.
    •Sex Standing Up: Up to 600 calories for both people.
    •*kitten*: Up to 150 calories per session.
    •Orgasm: From 60-100 calories

    So I guess it could be added...lol
  • Kaylee_law_123
    Kaylee_law_123 Posts: 450 Member
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    What do you think all those "HRM" entries are in my exercise diary!!!
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
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    Yoga-karma sutra

    I like your style
  • Kaylee_law_123
    Kaylee_law_123 Posts: 450 Member
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    Sex is so variable. Most women are too lazy to get on top, so they burn fewer calories than men during sex.

    yeah most women...not all :wink:

    Yeah someone needs to get out and about and experience was "most women" are really about!!
  • craigmandu
    craigmandu Posts: 976 Member
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    What do you think all those "HRM" entries are in my exercise diary!!!

    Work it girl...WORK IT :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • JDBLY11
    JDBLY11 Posts: 577 Member
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    We tell them we have to go "fold laundry"


    What child is going to come bother you while you do that? They don't want to be asked to help.

    So funny. lol

    I will have to keep that in mind.

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