50 shades of grey, yo

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  • ChcolateLady11
    ChcolateLady11 Posts: 359
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    writting is horrid:sick:
  • Erica27511
    Erica27511 Posts: 490 Member
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    Why dont you people just have real sex?


    What's "real" sex?
  • ChcolateLady11
    ChcolateLady11 Posts: 359
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    Hahaha... that review was hilarious!

    I haven't read Fifty Shades of Grey; at least not in its entirety. I tried to, but I only made it halfway through before I just couldn't take it anymore. What I read was just awful. Both in writing and the anti-feminist messages strewn throughout. Ana is pathetic; worse than Bella from Twilight.

    ^^This!!

    I have read many Erotic books...this is on the list of crappyness!!!
  • kteamhill
    kteamhill Posts: 21
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    Love this review. I'm so sick of everyone saying it's the best book ever. I haven't heard ONE good thing from this book that would suggest it being even an okay book. No thanks. Will not read it and won't read it. Ever. If they ever do come out with a movie, I hope it bombs.
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,849 Member
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    I read all three and loved my Mommy porn. My husband didn't mind the affect it had either. Of course, highly unrealistic, but I still was addicted to Christian....

    Pretty much this.
  • creech6317
    creech6317 Posts: 869 Member
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    I haven't read these books. I had been thinking about it, but every review that I have read for it has made it sound worse and worse. This review is hilarious though.
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,955 Member
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    Just watch this...it will cure you of ever needing to read this book.....


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA
  • creech6317
    creech6317 Posts: 869 Member
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    I prefer the Sleeping Beauty Trilogy! <3 Anne Rice!

    Now those I have read and loved every minute of. But then Anne Rice knows how to write (or did until she got all christian, then she lost me, Itried to read her Jesus books, but couldn't make through the first one :huh: )
  • messyinthekitchen
    messyinthekitchen Posts: 662 Member
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    I liked the series but I didn't love the series. Anna is annoying and no man in reality would date her. Christian well he went from horrible to decent. I mainly read the series to see how his character would grow. His character is the only one who grows. If Kate could have been the main character I would have enjoyed the series more. I liked the storyline after the first book. I found the sex incredibly repetitive. And the authors writing style is atrocious. I hear the book had already been written called The Master of the Universe and then she went in and changed the names and a bit of the plot. Weather that's true or not I don't know. All in all I liked how the series came together and I was content with the series in the end. But there much about it I found rather annoying as well. I wouldn't recommend it.
  • stephanielindsey
    stephanielindsey Posts: 67
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    Unfortunately, I'm one of those kind of people that, once I start a series, I am incapable of not finishing it. So I'm currently slogging my way through the third installment. At this point, I just skim over the sex scenes. After all, I've read the same scene 5 billion times already.

    I do find the "Oh my"s super fun to incorporate into everyday life, though.

    He touched my arm, Oh My!

    He looked my direction, Oh My!

    I ate chocolate, Oh My!
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh:
    Unfortunately, I'm one of those kind of people that, once I start a series, I am incapable of not finishing it. So I'm currently slogging my way through the third installment. At this point, I just skim over the sex scenes. After all, I've read the same scene 5 billion times already.

    I do find the "Oh my"s super fun to incorporate into everyday life, though.

    He touched my arm, Oh My!

    He looked my direction, Oh My!

    I ate chocolate, Oh My!
    More like this:

    He touched my arm, Oh My! (orgasm - gasp)

    He looked my direction, Oh My! (orgasm - gasp)

    I ate chocolate, Oh My! (orgasm - gasp)
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh:
    Unfortunately, I'm one of those kind of people that, once I start a series, I am incapable of not finishing it. So I'm currently slogging my way through the third installment. At this point, I just skim over the sex scenes. After all, I've read the same scene 5 billion times already.

    I do find the "Oh my"s super fun to incorporate into everyday life, though.

    He touched my arm, Oh My!

    He looked my direction, Oh My!

    I ate chocolate, Oh My!
    More like this:

    He touched my arm, Oh My! (orgasm - gasp)

    He looked my direction, Oh My! (orgasm - gasp)

    I ate chocolate, Oh My! (orgasm - gasp)

    Don't we all orgasm and gasp if we eat chocolate?
  • Cheri_Moves
    Cheri_Moves Posts: 625 Member
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    People, People!!! This/These books are CRAP (pun intended!). Read the OP attached link for a SUPERB review, seriously...

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  • coolasafan
    coolasafan Posts: 75
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    They had a stack of like 500 copies at Costco. I saw this lady looking at them, reading the back of the book. I walked up next to her and grabbed a book myself, she looked at me, then I troll faced her.
  • mrau719
    mrau719 Posts: 288 Member
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    When I think of 50 shades of crapbook....

    I think of this


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    ahahaha!!!!
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
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    Don't we all orgasm and gasp if we eat chocolate?
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  • hottiebikerchick
    hottiebikerchick Posts: 187 Member
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    hear its like soft-porn, looking forward to it! I hear its really good!
  • likearadiowave
    likearadiowave Posts: 445 Member
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    Twilight porn, lol

    Also: 602600_445817722107975_2134421905_n.jpg
  • tambink
    tambink Posts: 349
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    I read the first one and getting ready to read the second one I liked it. It is very different then what I have ever read but it was a fun read.
  • TinaS88
    TinaS88 Posts: 817 Member
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    It's not the best written, but none the less, still a good read. :) I am on the second one and I am enjoying it.

    A friend let me borrow "Broken" by Megan Hart, to show me the writing does get better, ( I have never read in the genre before) and all I can say is WOW now THAT is a good book!! I def. recommend it!!

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